The proper nutrients that a stapler needs to survive
To begin, we will discuss the proper nutrients your stapler needs to survive. A stapler is rendered useless and will die if 당신 don't give it sustenance, and 당신 need to feed it often. To do so, 당신 must feed it staple pellets, 또는 bundles of staples, to make sure it stays alive and healthy.
Also, 당신 must train your stapler to behave around others. To do so, 당신 have to make sure that your stapler isn't in its unnatural upright position, because that can make it get vicious and release its anger on innocent passersby. Instead, make sure it's in its 안전한, 안전 seated position, ready to release its nutrients on papers.
Sometimes, when a stapler is bored, it'll consume 더 많이 than is necessary. That is why 당신 will need to get your pet their very own doggie bag: a staple remover. Since a stapler will release its 음식 once it eats too much, 당신 will need this staple remover to clean up its mess. To do so, 당신 must follow these important instructions:
1. Turn the paper over to the side of the paper (usually the back) over which the staple's prongs have been folded.
2. Use each opposed pair of tines to clip one of the prongs, re-straightening them and in the process raising them from the paper.
3. Turn the paper back over to the front side against which the main body of the staple has been pressed.
4. Gently slide the tines on one side of the remover under the main body of the staple and press the remover's halves together until 당신 have a firm hold on the staple.
5. Continuing to maintain a firm hold on the staple, pull the entire staple gently out of the paper.
Lastly, when a stapler gets very old and frail, 당신 must treat it with a lot 더 많이 TLC and respect, being that it could break at any moment. But when the time does come to put it down, you'll have to be very 메리다와 마법의 숲 and strong in letting go. And once you've moved on from your loss, 당신 may even want to get another one. After all, staplers are very easily trained pets, as well as loveable.
Thank 당신 all for 읽기 and I wish 당신 the best of luck in caring for your precious stapler. Have a wonderful day.
