Story #1: Silver's Strip Night Adventure
Silver was walkin' down in the hood, texting his psychologist on what to do with his life. Then, all of a sudden some 랜덤 assholes who I will NOT give personalities to started attacking him!
Silver: YA FUCKING DICKS! GET BACK HERE, AND GIMME BACK MY WALLET! X____X
후드 Dudes: Only if 당신 can find the Da Vinci Code, bitch! >:D
And so the 검색 was on. And after countless months of searching, guess where he found it?
In a bad country song?
In some over-complicated movie labyrinth?
NOPE! In a fucking strip club. Because hookers be all over that Da Vinci Code ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Silver walked into the club with class, his posture straight, his hair clean, and his eyes filled with determination.
His dick was too. ;)
So, how do 당신 think Silver got out of this? I'll tell you......
Strip Members: GET OUTTA HERE HEDGE-NIGGER BEFORE WE CUT 당신 DOWN TO SIZE! >:)
Silver: NEVER! 당신 can't beat m-SHIT!
He didn't. At all. Not even close, actually. Fucking shit. XD
........But that was until HE GAINED FOCUS! :D
Silver: BEHOLD MY PENULTIMATE SSJ3 POWER-PENIS! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH
He blew the fucking joint up into smithereens. Silver gave the 후드 bitches the Da Vinci Code, and stabbed them in the 칼, 나이프 with a heart, the end. :)
Wait..... Wha-
Story #2: The Great Party Offensive
RESPECK THE KIRBY REFERENCE THERE DAMMIT.
So Shadow was hanging out with some 프렌즈 at the local DJ party, when all of a sudden.....
He lost.......
His virginity?
Nah, we actually have class here at Jared Fanfics Inc. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shadow 로스트 his keys, and the 검색 was on! But there was just one problem.....EVERYONE WAS INSANE.
Shadow: Hey.....You ever see my car keys 'round here?
Knuckles: YO YO YO, YO HO! HEY-EY-EY, IT'S THE SHAD-TO-THE-O! WHAT IS THE UPS, MY BRO? ;)
Shadow: -____-
Shadow: 저기요 Rouge, 당신 seen-OH GOOD 예수님 GRANDMA WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
Class guys, class. Rated R for Retarded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then, Shad-to-the-O finally found his keys.....
Up Cream's Cooter Trap.
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Yeah. Make your own ending to this, because quite frankly, I don't give a shit. ;)
Story #3: The Quest For BALLZ
Tails n' Shails were walking down this endless highway until they found some #2DEEP4U Blueprints on a super secret map, and it was right there, out in the open!
In a chest in a basement in a different post code behind two secret walls and a fire.
Yeah, it was pretty easy. Thank fuck for airplanes.
Dey got dere right in th' nick O time as well because HOLY SHIT, were they in for it now.
There was a bad guy, AND HIS NAME WAS-
And that's it! Thanks for reading, I guess. XD Have a good one.
Wait....There was no Sonic in any of these stories.
Fuck.
Why? Sonic wasn't made for this. Some people are even making 팬 charcters and gay couples. In my opinion, this is stupid. Sonic was made for the fun and laughs of playing the games. It's like as 당신 사랑 others people's love. Do 당신 want to be with one of them 또는 somthing? If that is the truth, Why not draw pictures of 당신 with the character? If not, tell me why 당신 are obsessed with this. If 당신 can't, tell me why 당신 think 당신 are obsessed. If 당신 can't tell me what 당신 think, don't tell me anything And if 당신 are not obsessed with this, tell me what 당신 think about this. That is all.
