Hello peasants and uneducated children of the forever dystopian America! My name is Elizabeth Tudor, but some idiots on the world wide web mostly refer to me as "Queen Elizabeth I" but 당신 probably don't know that because 당신 were too busy drawing awful looking sonic porn during world history class and all others. Hell 당신 probably don't even know that Benjamin Franklin was a womanizer, 또는 that Attila The Hun had no connections to Genghis Khan other than the fact he was Asian 또는 even that Genghis was born at least 700 years after Attila died, why do I assume this? Because it's so typical of you. Anyways lets talk about the obviously 더 많이 important person here, ME! I am too lazy to tell 당신 the already known details of my life life because that would be tedious and I don't have enough time on my hands to copy and paste all of that shit from wikipedia. As 당신 all don't know those of Britain would call me the virgin Queen, but not for the obvious reason. When I had my cousin Mary[Drag 퀸 of Scots] imprisoned for all those years do 당신 think[implying 당신 think] I kept her that long for no reason? No, I, for those 18 years I had kept her, I was continuously cutting an individual slice of her off and devouring it, not at first though at first I just let the tower prisoners rape her for the first 2 years[moar liek 퀸 of Cocks, amirite?] but then, I had heard of Vlad[The Impaler]'s hip new way of keeping 당신 from aging, devouring human blood. 당신 could say that I had a bloody Mary. 예수님 Christ she had a lot of blood, and I swear she wasn't on her period, though with they way she whined like a fucking sonic fanboy whenever she was "raped". I decided after a while that I did not want to be 퀸 anymore and resurrect Joan of Arc[even though she was a disgusting Frenchie] and prove female supremacy over men and pretended to be depressed and sick. Those fuckers didn't even ask what I had they just went along with it because I'm the fucking Queen.
To Be Continued...
To Be Continued...
Here are most of the enemies/villains in Sonic:
1. Mephiles the Dark
2. Mammoth Mogul
3. Dr. Robotnik
4. Eggman Nega
5. Eggman Empire
6. Suppression Squad
7. Patch
8. Scourge
9. Dimitri the Echidna
10. Finitevus
11. Fiona Fox
12. Princess Alicia
13. Miles
14. Anti-Boomer
15. Rosy The Rascal
16. Black Doom
17. Snively
18. Lien-Da
19. Drago
20. Destructix
21. Lightning Lynx
22. Sergeant Simian
23. Predator Hawk
24. Flying Frog
25. 콩 the Dynamite
26. Bark the Polarbear
27. Fang the Sniper
28. Scratch
29. Grounder
30. Coconuts
31. Chaos
32. Metal Sonic
33. Metal Scourge
34. Dark Gaia
35. Luna
36. Lavinia
37. Heavy
38. Bomb
39.Ixis Naugus
I hope 당신 enjoyed reading. XD
1. Mephiles the Dark
2. Mammoth Mogul
3. Dr. Robotnik
4. Eggman Nega
5. Eggman Empire
6. Suppression Squad
7. Patch
8. Scourge
9. Dimitri the Echidna
10. Finitevus
11. Fiona Fox
12. Princess Alicia
13. Miles
14. Anti-Boomer
15. Rosy The Rascal
16. Black Doom
17. Snively
18. Lien-Da
19. Drago
20. Destructix
21. Lightning Lynx
22. Sergeant Simian
23. Predator Hawk
24. Flying Frog
25. 콩 the Dynamite
26. Bark the Polarbear
27. Fang the Sniper
28. Scratch
29. Grounder
30. Coconuts
31. Chaos
32. Metal Sonic
33. Metal Scourge
34. Dark Gaia
35. Luna
36. Lavinia
37. Heavy
38. Bomb
39.Ixis Naugus
I hope 당신 enjoyed reading. XD