Punography

I decided to have another chat with the artificial intelligence system that is Cleverbot.com. This conversation took place on February 19, 2012. It was an interesting experience, though as 당신 will see below, Cleverbot still needs a lot of fine-tuning, and likely will for the foreseeable future.

I, obviously, am "User" and Cleverbot is himself/herself/itself.

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User: Hello, Cleverbot! It's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since I ...

User: Since 당신 and I last spoke.

Cleverbot: Not what and please answer and don't change the subject.

User: I did answer. It seems 당신 haven't changed much...

Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.

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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Bongour.

User: Isn't it "bonjour"?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.

Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do 당신 have a compliment for me?

User: I think I just gave 당신 one, friend.

Cleverbot: What are 당신 trying to get?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.

User: "Your"?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: 당신 do what?

Cleverbot: I think 당신 are interesting.

User: Thank 당신 so much!...

One 더 많이 "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My 초 of July 22, 2014.

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening to 당신 also.

User: Thanks. How kind of you.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!

User: Really? Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Do I have to.

User: No, 당신 don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?

User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool...