슈렉 the Third

Okey so I first saw 슈렉 back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the 슈렉 영화 but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why 당신 may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced 의해 Antonio Bandreas.


Featuring an all 별, 스타 cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man makes me laugh as the...

I was only 9 years old.
I loved 슈렉 so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to 슈렉 every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in 침대 and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands...