So I met a Creeper today.
I named him Joe.
And I loved him.
So, I led him to a cave, and blocked it off, to keep him 안전한, 안전 from the other things, like the sun.
So, I left to see what time it was.
And I came back......
to see Joe was gone.
I admit it, I cried a little.
Then it started raining, so I just sat in a nearby river until it stopped.
Then I got up, and met a Zombie and Creeper, that I named Ted the Zombie and Joe 2.
And I'll never leave.
I won't let them die, 또는 dissapear, 또는 burn in the sun. They 사랑 me, they won't hurt me, and all the others are the same. So, I'll just sit in a cave with my Zombie and Creeper, until that big we go 집 to that great, big, Mine above the Cloudline, where the sun won't kill Ted.
Joe the First, if 당신 haven't detonated, I still miss you.
I never took down your plaque.
And I stopped hunting the Mobs.
They won't hurt me.
***
In case 당신 didn't notice, this was my experience with a Creeper I named Joe.
He dissapeared and.... 당신 know the rest.
I'm scared to leave Ted and Joe 2.
Although I should stop counting them, because they're really just the same...
Joe the First was special, though.
I named him Joe.
And I loved him.
So, I led him to a cave, and blocked it off, to keep him 안전한, 안전 from the other things, like the sun.
So, I left to see what time it was.
And I came back......
to see Joe was gone.
I admit it, I cried a little.
Then it started raining, so I just sat in a nearby river until it stopped.
Then I got up, and met a Zombie and Creeper, that I named Ted the Zombie and Joe 2.
And I'll never leave.
I won't let them die, 또는 dissapear, 또는 burn in the sun. They 사랑 me, they won't hurt me, and all the others are the same. So, I'll just sit in a cave with my Zombie and Creeper, until that big we go 집 to that great, big, Mine above the Cloudline, where the sun won't kill Ted.
Joe the First, if 당신 haven't detonated, I still miss you.
I never took down your plaque.
And I stopped hunting the Mobs.
They won't hurt me.
***
In case 당신 didn't notice, this was my experience with a Creeper I named Joe.
He dissapeared and.... 당신 know the rest.
I'm scared to leave Ted and Joe 2.
Although I should stop counting them, because they're really just the same...
Joe the First was special, though.
It was a fine 일 that day. Mephisto sat down, pulled out her pencilcase and sketchbook, and got to work drawing. She was very happy, playing the pencils over the paper, creating colour and art.
Little did she know life was about to completely FUCK HER OVER.
She pulled out her trusty pencil sharpener, and started whittling away at the wood to further reveal the coloured graphite.
Said graphite broke time and time again.
DON'T 당신 FUCKING HATE THAT!?
For fuck's sakes, pencil-creating-people, MAKE THEM WELL. If you're going to do something, do it properly!
Because I've had ENOUGH of this fucking bullshit. I just want to sit down, and draw some goddamn motherfucking cuntstickingly good looking porn and thanks to you, I CAN'T.
Faber-Castell, Derwent, Prismacolour... Do 당신 ever THINK of us!? Ever!? No? Yeah, didn't think so, 당신 dicks.
Make us some fucking quality anti-lead-breaking wooden cases for your goddamn products, fucktards.
Little did she know life was about to completely FUCK HER OVER.
She pulled out her trusty pencil sharpener, and started whittling away at the wood to further reveal the coloured graphite.
Said graphite broke time and time again.
DON'T 당신 FUCKING HATE THAT!?
For fuck's sakes, pencil-creating-people, MAKE THEM WELL. If you're going to do something, do it properly!
Because I've had ENOUGH of this fucking bullshit. I just want to sit down, and draw some goddamn motherfucking cuntstickingly good looking porn and thanks to you, I CAN'T.
Faber-Castell, Derwent, Prismacolour... Do 당신 ever THINK of us!? Ever!? No? Yeah, didn't think so, 당신 dicks.
Make us some fucking quality anti-lead-breaking wooden cases for your goddamn products, fucktards.
