Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do 당신 feel about Snape?
2.    How do 당신 feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did 당신 choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying 당신 already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind 당신 of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...