Parker was in the bathroom. When he came out, he walked back to his table.

Parker: *Notices his book is missing* What the? WHERE'S MY BOOK?!!!?!?!?
Kevin: *Has a high score of 13,000 on Dig Dug*
Parker: *Arrives* Okay! Which one of 당신 has my book?!
Kevin: Would 당신 mind accusing us of something we didn't do later? I'm improving my high score.
Liam: In other words, we're not responsible for taking your book.
Parker: Did 당신 see who took it?
Liam: We were busy with this, so the answer is no.
Parker: *Walks back to his table*

But he thought of something else.

Parker: David took it.
Liz: *Looking at the...

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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Thomas & Percy: AH!!!!!
Hawkeye: His 노래 is terrible!
Applejack: Make it stop!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: I just got him to calm down too. Okay, we got Gran Turismo, and Adventures of Thomas & 프렌즈 coming up next.

What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting...

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Toby the tram engine: *Passes Tim, and Toby* Howdy Toby.
Tim: What, no howdy for me?
Toby: *Laughs*
Percy: *Flies over Percy the green engine*
Gordon: *Arguing with Gordon the express engine*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
Sean The Hedgehog: *On one of Sean's passenger cars*
Master Sword: We have two Toby's, two Percy's, two Gordon's, and three Sean's!
Captain Jefferson: What about me? I'm a Sean too.
Master Sword: Make that four. I'd usually catch on fire, and rage about it, but not this time, for I'm hosting this week. My name is Master Sword. This week's schedule is down below.

Gran...

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Walking down a street*
Gordon: He's hosting!
Twilight: Man I wanna be the host!!!!!
Spike: Twilight, calm down!
Twilight: *Shoots Spike, and fires at Sean*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs as he dodges the bullets*
Gordon: He's getting away!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: So long ponies! *Stops running as he reaches a train track* And now we wait for the other Sean.
Sean: *Blows his horn twice as he arrives*
Sean The Hedgehog: Hi, I'm Sean.
Sean: And I'm Sean. We're hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean The Hedgehog: But we're not the Sean's responsible...

다음 day, they talked to Captain Ford.

Harry: 당신 better have that 검색 warrant ready, because my wife, and cousin were kidnapped yesterday.
Captain Ford: The warrant, and everyone is ready.
Alan: Good. Let's get those bastards.

Alan, and Harry were together in the Corvette, followed 의해 Scott in his Impala with another officer, and two police cars, each carrying three 더 많이 officers.

Alan: We have a plan to attack these guys?
Harry: Who needs a plan? Just find them, arrest them, and that's it.
Alan: What if they start shooting at us?
Harry: Then we throw the warrant away, and kill them.
Alan: And you...

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Tim: This is the 다음 song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a 구름, 클라우드 of dust as they 펀치 each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those 도자기 figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if 당신 want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our show is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle:...

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Tim: Hi everybody, and we're back. We'll be showing 당신 My Little Pornstar, and another episode of Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 사과 브랜디

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two 말 with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they...

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Tim: 저기요 how come our episodes aren't airing today?
Captain Jefferson: Two back to back episodes of different shows are on.
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!
Saten Twist: Find out who's responsible for this.
Tom: *Dressed as a Union soldier* Chaaaaaaarge!!! *Charges with three soldiers*
Thomas: *Blows his whistle twice, heading towards Tom, and his soldiers*
Tom: Retreat!!!!!! *Runs away from Thomas with the other soldiers*
Thomas: *Stops* Don't retreat from me. I'm really useful. Welcome to another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host for the...

We walk to a room that says Talking Vehicles.

Frank: What are we doing here?
Sean: Just walking through to the 다음 section.

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Dylan: *With Will, Perfection, and Jackson at a dock* Sean, what's happening buddy?
Sean: Not much. How are things going for you, and your friends?
Dylan: Not bad.
Unit 1: *Heading towards Dylan, and his 프렌즈 with Jordan, and Kara*
Dylan: Let's split! *Leaves with Jackson, Perfection, and Will*
Sean: Speed boats. *Walks with Frank, and Martha*

Stop the song

Sean: *Looks at a train track in front of them*
Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Sean:...

Gordon arrived with Mayor Danforth under a highway bridge. They were waiting for Bill, and May.

Bill: *Stops behind Gordon, and Mayor Danforth*
Mayor Danforth: *Looks at Bill's truck, and boat, fortified with steel* It's a rolling fortress.
Bill: *Steps out of the truck*
Gordon: *Looks at Bill* Bill, what the hell have 당신 been doing?
Bill: Surviving. Chief Warren hired officers of the LAPD, and State Highway Patrol in California to kill May, and the guy bringing her to Salt Lake City to testify, all because she raped his cousin.
Mayor Danforth: The guy bringing her in to testify.
Gordon: You. He...

다음 morning at 10:03

Bill: *In a phone booth*
Gordon: *Picks up his phone at his house* Yes?
Bill: What are 당신 doing at home? Don't 당신 have to be in the station?
Gordon: I'm sick, but I got 더 많이 info for you. Chief Warren was talking to Mayor Danforth, and they're setting up a roadblock near the station if 당신 pass the snipers.
Bill: The mayor's in on this too?
Gordon: I'm afraid so.
Bill: No. I find that hard to believe. Talk to the mayor, find out what he really knows. I'm five miles from Salt Lake City. Meet me 의해 the bridge, and if 당신 can, bring the mayor with you.
Gordon: Okay Bill. See you...

Mayor Danforth was at his house watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door.

Mayor Danforth: It's unlocked. Come in.
Chief Warren: *Walks into the house* Mayor!
Mayor Danforth: *Goes to his TV, and hits the off button* Yes Chief?
Chief Warren: *Walks closer* It's been 36 hours since Hudson went to L.A, and he hasn't returned! What the hell is taking him so long?!
Mayor Danforth: Do I look like I know the answer to your question? It was your idea to send him out there to bring May back here.

They went down to the basement to play pool.

Mayor Danforth: *Hits the cue ball, and watches it knock the...

Chief Warren looked at the clock. It was 5 PM.

Chief Warren: *Walks to Gordon* Lieutenant Huff!!
Gordon: *Stands up at his desk* Yes sir.
Chief Warren: Where is Bill Hudson?!
Gordon: How am I supposed to answer that question? Last time I saw him, he was flying to L.A.
Chief Warren: *Walks back to his office*

Inside his office, he talked to someone on his phone.

Chief Warren: They what?! How could one of your own men let them do that?! I understand the Highway Patrol's fuck up with the shoot out, but to let an alcoholic, and a busty slut take 당신 as a hostage, 당신 should 불, 화재 that man right now......

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Bakersfield. The LAPD officer stopped there to let Bill, and May off.

Bill: *Gets out with May* Thanks for everything. Tell anyone where we are, and I'll kill you.
LAPD 52: You're bluffing.
Bill: *Points his gun at LAPD 52* Just go.
LAPD 52: *Drives away*
Bill: *Walks with May*
May: Now what?
Bill: *Drops his plane ticket on the ground* I won't be needing that. How much money have 당신 got?
May: Three grand.
Bill: They let 당신 keep that?
May: Of course. It's mine. I got it for working.
Bill: Was this an actual job, 또는 just prostitution?
May: Haha. So what are we going to do?
Bill: Find a place...

Bill, and May were getting close to the airport.

LAPD 52: Okay, thanks for stopping 의해 Hudson.
Bill: No problem.
LAPD 52: *Turns right into an alleyway, and stops*
Bill: *Pulls out his gun* What the hell do 당신 think you're doing?
LAPD 52: *Has his hand on his gun, but decides not to pull it out* Ah shit.
Bill: *Takes the LAPD's gun, and puts it on the dashboard* 당신 wanna explain what's going on?
LAPD 52: *Points back to May with his thumb* Well, the lady was telling 당신 the truth. Your chief? She raped his cousin. That's why he wants her dead. Every officer in your department has been looking for...

Bill's plane arrived at Los Angeles at 11:59, one 분 early.

Bill: *Walking out of the airport*
LAPD 63: Mr. Hudson?
Bill: Yes.
LAPD 63: Come with me, and I'll take 당신 to your woman.
Bill: *Goes with the officer into a police car. They drive to a jail* My superiors never told me who this woman is that I'm taking back to Salt Lake City.
LAPD 63: May Thomas. She's blonde, 26, and her tits are 36dd.
Bill: Too much information?
LAPD 63: Alright, 다음 time 당신 wanna know about a woman, I'll only tell 당신 about her tits.
Bill: *About to say something, but closes his mouth*

In two minutes, they arrived...

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Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant 일 as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

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SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Kristen 벨 as Amy
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones

Also starring

Robert Pine as Andrew McLaren
Oscar Isaac as Daniel Astrachan

Harry: *Wakes up in his bed, and gets up*
Amy: *Downstairs making eggs with...

July 12, Harry knew this was the 일 that Alan would be leaving Cape May, and heading back to Frenchtown. His temporary transfer was over. The first thing Harry did after getting out of the hospital was to talk to Camryn at the Cape Harbor Hotel Inn, where Alan was staying.

Harry: *Driving his Cadillac to the hotel. He turns right, into the parking lot, and is surprised to see Alan's Corvette parked 다음 to the pool* Looks like he didn't leave yet. I still have a chance to say goodbye. *Parks 다음 to Alan's Corvette, and walks to the hotel*
Alan: *Laying 다음 to Camryn, with a blanket covering...

9:25 PM. Five 분 were left before the 불, 화재 works would be fired from two boats in the ocean. People gathered around in many different parts of 바닷가, 비치 Avenue.

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Mayor: *Standing in front of a microphone, between four lit torches* Ladies, and gentlemen. Visiting us to celebrate this wonderful holiday is the governor of South Carolina, Ernest Hollings!
People: *Clapping*
Ernest Hollings: *Steps in front of the microphone* 당신 hear that there song?! That's the Confederate Anthem! We down south are gunna take over this here country of yours, and take back what's rightfully ours!
Security...

Three boats were in the Atlantic Ocean. They were 450 miles away from Cape May.

Andrew: Attacking during the 불, 화재 works is a brilliant idea. They won't expect it.
Scottish Man 94: Thank 당신 sir.
Scottish Man 85: At the rate we're going, we estimate that we'll arrive at Cape May at 9:30 PM. That's when they begin the 불, 화재 works. I'm really looking 앞으로 to launching some of the ones we brought.

Six hours later, it was 3 PM.

Alan: *On the board walk, which is actually made out of pavement* Why do they call this a board walk when it's not made out of boards?
Harry: Because it's close to the beach....