Song (Start at 0:16): link
Mortomis: Do 당신 want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*
As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.
Snowflake: They sure do 사랑 to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Rated TV-G
Snowflake: Are 당신 ready? Because we're starting now.
Episode 18
The Stolen Coaches
The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.
Today was Market Day, and Mr. Percival was giving his engines their jobs.
Mr. Percival: Okay everyone, I need 당신 all to do your best today. Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke, I need 당신 three to pull passenger trains.
Skarloey: Yes sir. *Goes to collect his coaches*
Rheneas & Duke: *Follow Skarloey*
Mr. Percival: Rusty, a part of our line near Ulfstead 성 is bumpy. Please get a work train with Millie, and take the workmen to repair it.
Rusty: On my way sir. *Goes with Millie to get the work train*
Mr. Percival: The rest of 당신 are to work at the Blue Mountain Quarry.
Peter Sam: Yes sir.
Sir Handel, and Duncan did not want to work at the Blue Mountain Quarry. They wanted to pull passengers like Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke.
So the two mischievous engines went to the yards to get passenger cars.
Duncan: This is excellent. Once we take these coaches, Duke, and those two other old steamers will have to do our work at the quarry.
Sir Handel: The sooner we leave, the better. *Leaves yards*
Duncan: *Follows Sir Handel*
Skarloey: *Enters yards* Hey, those coaches are for me, Rheneas, and Duke! Bring them back!
Duncan: Not a chance old timer.
Sir Handel: You, and those other two engines can go work at the Blue Mountain Quarry for all we care.
Rheneas: *Arrives with Duke* Did 당신 take our coaches Skarloey?
Skarloey: *Raises an eyebrow* What do 당신 think?
Duke: How awful. We must tell Mr. Percival at once.
Meanwhile, Donald was waiting at the first station with passengers for the passenger trains on the Narrow Gauge Railway.
Duncan & Sir Handel: *Stop at the first station with their passenger trains*
Donald: Losh sakes. Yer early.
Duncan: Yes we are.
Sir Handel: No time to waste.
Passengers: *Getting on Narrow Gauge passenger trains*
Donald: Well, see 당신 later. *Takes off with his train*
Duncan: So far, so good.
Sir Handel: Let's keep going.
So they did.
Skarloey: I saw Duncan, and Sir Handel steal our coaches.
Mr. Percival: This is not good. We must stop them immediately. Get ready 당신 three. We will collect those stolen coaches.
Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke went down the line as fast as they could to catch up with Sir Handel, and Duncan. Further up the line, Trevor was about to go past a crossing in front of Duncan, and Sir Handel
Duncan: I see Trevor.
Sir Handel: We must go faster. For all we know, Skarloey, and the other two might catch up to us.
Duncan: We don't want that.
But they weren't going fast enough. They had to stop, and let Trevor cross. He was going as slow as a turtle. Just then, Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke caught up to them.
Mr. Percival: *Steps out of Skarloey, and walks to Sir Handel, and Duncan* The two of 당신 have caused delay, and confusion.
Duncan: We just wanted to pull the passenger trains, and be really useful.
Sir Handel: After all, it is Market Day.
Mr. Percival: If 당신 want to be really useful, then 당신 do the jobs that I tell 당신 to do, no matter how much 당신 don't want to do it.
Duncan & Sir Handel: Yes sir.
So the passenger cars were given to Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke, and the three engines started their work. As for Duncan, and Sir Handel, they went to the Blue Mountain Quarry.
The End
Song: link
Snowflake: Where's the music? *Hears the music* It's odd, but it still sounds good. Anyway, it's nice to see Thomas & his 프렌즈 get their show filmed in color for once. Now it's time for On The Block.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: 저기요 everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are 당신 doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would 당신 tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the show like they do with half of the 영화 they produce.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV Show The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*
The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...
Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Michael.
One 일 on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Michael: *Standing 다음 to Myrtle in front of railing* 당신 know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are 당신 looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know 당신 were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot 의해 a silenced pistol*
Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.
Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish 당신 could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant 의해 come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If 당신 don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of 당신 know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can 당신 tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.
Later at police headquarters
Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are 당신 sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, 당신 know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did 당신 know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.
The End
On the 다음 part of this episode
Master Sword buys a sword
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again
Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.
Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: 저기요 Tom. 저기요 Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made 당신 decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that 당신 mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.
Song: link
Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as 당신 remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture 당신 in order for 당신 to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....
But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no 당신 don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were 당신 going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded 의해 idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*
다음 morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one 더 많이 time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think 당신 met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: 당신 think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, 당신 told us 당신 wanted to buy a sword, and 당신 couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made 당신 stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He said he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do 당신 want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................
Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
It was just like any ordinary 일 at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of 당신 to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. 당신 like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.
Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could 가입하기 당신 in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company 당신 told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: 당신 don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. 당신 can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over 의해 a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*
The 대포 was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.
Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did 당신 hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 당신 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.
Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony 스톨, 훔친 all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come 당신 ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What are 당신 talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: 당신 smell like shit.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did 당신 do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did 당신 know it was me?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever 빙어, 빙 어 it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: Lauren?
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
James: Division?
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Whoever 답변 three 질문 correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of 당신 can survive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If 당신 keep arguing, 당신 won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. 질문 1, what is 4 divided 의해 2?
James: 2.
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, 당신 don't even know that 1+1=3.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning 의해 1. 다음 question, what is 6 divided 의해 2?
Maria: 3.
Gary: 저기요 I was raising my hoof 당신 cheating bitch!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: 당신 did last week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided 의해 5?
Gary: 5!
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did 당신 say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard 당신 say subtract.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided 의해 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. 당신 may leave early, and the rest of 당신 have to stay until the 벨 rings.
Gary: Oh F-
As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
Gary: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the 색깔 of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will 당신 stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an 주황색, 오렌지 firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many 영화 as they could.
Paramount 조랑말 2: *Bringing swords from the prop room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount 조랑말 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy 더 많이 easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 당신 have cotton in your ears?
Paramount 조랑말 2: I don't know, but I can check for 당신 right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the prop room!
Paramount 조랑말 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount 조랑말 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount 조랑말 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a 조랑말 that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount 조랑말 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount 조랑말 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount 조랑말 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: 당신 say produced, 또는 distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount 조랑말 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend 당신 didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when 당신 release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: 건초 is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell 당신 something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The 영화 were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up 다음 is a Princess Celestia skit.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was in her office when suddenly..
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer said this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do 당신 want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not 당신 idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!
Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.
Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what 당신 talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, 당신 still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: 당신 constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. 당신 must be joking if 당신 think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed 의해 now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to 당신 at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*
다음 day, Princess Celestia was walking through her 성 when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if 당신 promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are 당신 doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into 랜덤 objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I said I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*
A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link
Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*
The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.
Three hours later at Celestia's office.
Derpy: I would like to apologize for running 당신 over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: 당신 could've stopped 당신 retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But 당신 didn't! 당신 ran me, and Timothy over. 당신 suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: 당신 have no idea what it's like to get run over 의해 a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: 다음 time 당신 turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 0:37): link
Snowflake: Um, no The End at the ending? Whatever. Part 2 will be coming to 당신 at 8:30. Don't miss it.
Mortomis: Do 당신 want me to be the host again?
Jeff: No! Get out of here!!
Twilight: Man, I'm hostin'!
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! *Fights with the other ponies*
As they were fighting, Snowflake stepped in the foreground.
Snowflake: They sure do 사랑 to fight. I'm your real hostess though. My name is Snowflake, from Ponies On The Rails. The schedule for tonight is down below.
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y
On The Block: Rated TV-14
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Rated TV-G
Snowflake: Are 당신 ready? Because we're starting now.
Episode 18
The Stolen Coaches
The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.
Today was Market Day, and Mr. Percival was giving his engines their jobs.
Mr. Percival: Okay everyone, I need 당신 all to do your best today. Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke, I need 당신 three to pull passenger trains.
Skarloey: Yes sir. *Goes to collect his coaches*
Rheneas & Duke: *Follow Skarloey*
Mr. Percival: Rusty, a part of our line near Ulfstead 성 is bumpy. Please get a work train with Millie, and take the workmen to repair it.
Rusty: On my way sir. *Goes with Millie to get the work train*
Mr. Percival: The rest of 당신 are to work at the Blue Mountain Quarry.
Peter Sam: Yes sir.
Sir Handel, and Duncan did not want to work at the Blue Mountain Quarry. They wanted to pull passengers like Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke.
So the two mischievous engines went to the yards to get passenger cars.
Duncan: This is excellent. Once we take these coaches, Duke, and those two other old steamers will have to do our work at the quarry.
Sir Handel: The sooner we leave, the better. *Leaves yards*
Duncan: *Follows Sir Handel*
Skarloey: *Enters yards* Hey, those coaches are for me, Rheneas, and Duke! Bring them back!
Duncan: Not a chance old timer.
Sir Handel: You, and those other two engines can go work at the Blue Mountain Quarry for all we care.
Rheneas: *Arrives with Duke* Did 당신 take our coaches Skarloey?
Skarloey: *Raises an eyebrow* What do 당신 think?
Duke: How awful. We must tell Mr. Percival at once.
Meanwhile, Donald was waiting at the first station with passengers for the passenger trains on the Narrow Gauge Railway.
Duncan & Sir Handel: *Stop at the first station with their passenger trains*
Donald: Losh sakes. Yer early.
Duncan: Yes we are.
Sir Handel: No time to waste.
Passengers: *Getting on Narrow Gauge passenger trains*
Donald: Well, see 당신 later. *Takes off with his train*
Duncan: So far, so good.
Sir Handel: Let's keep going.
So they did.
Skarloey: I saw Duncan, and Sir Handel steal our coaches.
Mr. Percival: This is not good. We must stop them immediately. Get ready 당신 three. We will collect those stolen coaches.
Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke went down the line as fast as they could to catch up with Sir Handel, and Duncan. Further up the line, Trevor was about to go past a crossing in front of Duncan, and Sir Handel
Duncan: I see Trevor.
Sir Handel: We must go faster. For all we know, Skarloey, and the other two might catch up to us.
Duncan: We don't want that.
But they weren't going fast enough. They had to stop, and let Trevor cross. He was going as slow as a turtle. Just then, Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke caught up to them.
Mr. Percival: *Steps out of Skarloey, and walks to Sir Handel, and Duncan* The two of 당신 have caused delay, and confusion.
Duncan: We just wanted to pull the passenger trains, and be really useful.
Sir Handel: After all, it is Market Day.
Mr. Percival: If 당신 want to be really useful, then 당신 do the jobs that I tell 당신 to do, no matter how much 당신 don't want to do it.
Duncan & Sir Handel: Yes sir.
So the passenger cars were given to Skarloey, Rheneas, and Duke, and the three engines started their work. As for Duncan, and Sir Handel, they went to the Blue Mountain Quarry.
The End
Song: link
Snowflake: Where's the music? *Hears the music* It's odd, but it still sounds good. Anyway, it's nice to see Thomas & his 프렌즈 get their show filmed in color for once. Now it's time for On The Block.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: 저기요 everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are 당신 doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would 당신 tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the show like they do with half of the 영화 they produce.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV Show The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*
The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...
Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Michael.
One 일 on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.
Michael: *Standing 다음 to Myrtle in front of railing* 당신 know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are 당신 looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know 당신 were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot 의해 a silenced pistol*
Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.
Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish 당신 could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant 의해 come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If 당신 don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of 당신 know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can 당신 tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.
Later at police headquarters
Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are 당신 sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, 당신 know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did 당신 know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.
The End
On the 다음 part of this episode
Master Sword buys a sword
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again
Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.
Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: 저기요 Tom. 저기요 Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made 당신 decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that 당신 mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.
Song: link
Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as 당신 remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture 당신 in order for 당신 to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....
But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no 당신 don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were 당신 going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded 의해 idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*
다음 morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one 더 많이 time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think 당신 met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: 당신 think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, 당신 told us 당신 wanted to buy a sword, and 당신 couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made 당신 stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He said he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do 당신 want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................
Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
It was just like any ordinary 일 at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of 당신 to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. 당신 like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.
Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could 가입하기 당신 in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company 당신 told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: 당신 don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. 당신 can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over 의해 a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*
The 대포 was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.
Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did 당신 hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 당신 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.
Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony 스톨, 훔친 all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come 당신 ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What are 당신 talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: 당신 smell like shit.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did 당신 do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did 당신 know it was me?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever 빙어, 빙 어 it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: Lauren?
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
James: Division?
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Whoever 답변 three 질문 correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of 당신 can survive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If 당신 keep arguing, 당신 won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. 질문 1, what is 4 divided 의해 2?
James: 2.
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, 당신 don't even know that 1+1=3.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning 의해 1. 다음 question, what is 6 divided 의해 2?
Maria: 3.
Gary: 저기요 I was raising my hoof 당신 cheating bitch!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: 당신 did last week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided 의해 5?
Gary: 5!
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did 당신 say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard 당신 say subtract.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided 의해 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. 당신 may leave early, and the rest of 당신 have to stay until the 벨 rings.
Gary: Oh F-
As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
Gary: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the 색깔 of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will 당신 stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an 주황색, 오렌지 firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many 영화 as they could.
Paramount 조랑말 2: *Bringing swords from the prop room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount 조랑말 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy 더 많이 easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 당신 have cotton in your ears?
Paramount 조랑말 2: I don't know, but I can check for 당신 right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the prop room!
Paramount 조랑말 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount 조랑말 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount 조랑말 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a 조랑말 that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount 조랑말 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount 조랑말 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount 조랑말 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: 당신 say produced, 또는 distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount 조랑말 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend 당신 didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when 당신 release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: 건초 is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell 당신 something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The 영화 were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up 다음 is a Princess Celestia skit.
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was in her office when suddenly..
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer said this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do 당신 want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not 당신 idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!
Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.
Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what 당신 talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, 당신 still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: 당신 constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. 당신 must be joking if 당신 think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed 의해 now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to 당신 at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*
다음 day, Princess Celestia was walking through her 성 when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if 당신 promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are 당신 doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into 랜덤 objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I said I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*
A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link
Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*
The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.
Three hours later at Celestia's office.
Derpy: I would like to apologize for running 당신 over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: 당신 could've stopped 당신 retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But 당신 didn't! 당신 ran me, and Timothy over. 당신 suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: 당신 have no idea what it's like to get run over 의해 a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: 다음 time 당신 turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 0:37): link
Snowflake: Um, no The End at the ending? Whatever. Part 2 will be coming to 당신 at 8:30. Don't miss it.
