1. Don’t test our patients
2. What we like to wear and what u want us to wear, is very different
3. Our period comes at a schedule, so quit 연기 like it’s the first we’ve bitched out at you
4. Don’t point out our flaws when they’re obvious to everyone. We don’t need to be constantly reminded
5. Don’t try to act cool when 당신 hit on us, we can see through it
6. “hey” is not a pick up line
7. Just because we hug a lot does not mean we’re all lesbian
8. If we ask 당신 if we look fat, play dead, there is no correct answer
9. Just cause 당신 don’t like our hobbies, doesn’t give 당신 the right to dis them
10. If you’re giving us hints and we’re not changing what we’re doing , it’s not cause we didn’t get it, we choose to ignore it
11. Quit telling us to make 당신 a fucking sandwich. If 당신 think it’s so easy, make it yourself
12. Don’t grab our ass. How would 당신 like it if we started yanking at your balls
13. If we’re in a room fighting, and 당신 ask if we’re PMSing, only one person will leave that room, and it won’t be you
14. Don’t ask for naked photos; that’s what the internet is for
15. When we say we’re “fine” 또는 “never mind” it means the exact opposite
16. When we play fight, we know you’re going to win. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t fake it; we’re not that pathetic
17. Don’t ask for anal; that’s what gays are for
18. Don’t ask us what we want as a present. That ruins the fun of getting it; anything will do.
19. Don’t tell us how many kids 당신 want. We’ll be the judge of that.
20. Sex isn’t always great. Sometimes saying we’re having an orgasm is just an excuse for 당신 to get off us.
21. If your dating us and are too scared to openly say “I 사랑 you” in public and in front of your 프렌즈 get the fuck out
22. If it’s cute, killing it makes 당신 a jackass, not a man
23. Using “you don’t understand” as an excuse, doesn’t work. We know we don’t get it, and don’t give a fuck anyways
24. We don’t want a guy who lives in his mom’s basement. But we also don’t want a guy who works so much we never get to talk to him
25. If we didn’t do it, it’s not cause we forgot, we just don’t care
26. We know bikini girls are hot, just don’t tell us how we compare
27. We’re not your mother, so clean up and feed yourself every once and a while
28. Don’t expect us to be Victoria secret 천사 if you’re not Calvin Klein models.
29. We don’t want to know how much 당신 jack off…. no one does…
30. How many girls you’ve slept will 또는 dated, is not a pro, it’s a con
31. We really don’t care how big your penis is
32. We don’t constantly check out your junk, so 당신 don’t have to check out ours
33. Don’t wait until after we’re married to tell us 당신 used to be a she
34. If 당신 have a disease, just no
35. Just because we’re dating you, doesn’t make us free hookers. We like to sleep at night.
36. Getting drunk and making us look after 당신 and tend to your needs, is also a no
37. We don’t always want to watch a chick flick
38. Don’t expect us to scream and quiver in your arms during a horror
39. We play video games too
40. Our pets are cute; if 당신 don’t like them 당신 can either shut up about it 또는 get the fuck out
41. You’re not five, 당신 can pick your own clothes out
42. Don’t expect us to take ALL the responsibilities of a child, you’re half the reason it’s there
43. Don’t style your hair unless 당신 either want to look like a gay 또는 a nerd
44. If 당신 have a six pack, don’t wear a shirt. If 당신 don’t have a six pack, get a shirt
45. We don’t give a shit what level your mage is in world of warcraft
46. Understand our sarcasm
47. When 당신 meet our parents you’re an honor student, virgin, you’ve never tried drugs, and 당신 사랑 your parents and little sister.
48. Don’t become 프렌즈 with our brothers, don’t talk to our brothers, don’t even look at our brothers. We don’t have brother’s god dammit!!
49. We like snuggles. Treat us to some occasionally
50. Pretend 당신 care when someone in a movie 또는 show dies and we cry
51. Not crying when you’re supposed to makes 당신 seem like a jerk, you’re aloud to cry
52. Mimic our personalities. If we like to laugh and giggle, don’t be a dead weight
53. Sometimes talking can ruin the mood
54. Hit us and we’ll hit 당신 back, as well as all our friends
55. Don’t always aim for the lips when 당신 키스 us, the cheek and forehead make us feel cute
56. Don’t give us a boring nickname like ”honey” be original like “kitten”
57. Don’t fart anywhere near us
58. Just cause you’re comfortable with it doesn’t, mean we’re comfortable with having sex in public
59. When we 옮기기 your hand, don’t 옮기기 it back
60. We’re not all double D’s. Sorry if they don’t bounce on command.
61. Don’t hold our hand, put your hand on our waist, 또는 lead us to a darkroom within two 분 of meeting us
62. We’re not the 바닷가, 비치 blonde, baby blue eyed 바비 인형 doll 당신 want us to be, it’s never going to happen naturally
63. When we make a joke, laugh.
64. Fucking in your basement isn’t romantic. Even with that one candle 당신 worked so hard to light up
65. Don’t be a smart alec. Common sense overrides law in our minds.
66. We don’t always want huge and expensive gifts, sometimes something as simple as going out to lunch at McDonalds is nice.
67. At least offer to pay for the meal. But 당신 don’t always have to actually pay for it; we like to treat 당신 too sometimes.
68. Don’t be constantly doting, we’re not a damsel in distress
69. When we’re sad don’t try and make it better; that makes it worse. Just hold us.
70. Don’t force a sloppy and tongue involved kiss, we do like delicacy
71. I swear to god many porno’s are fake. our bodies aren’t like that
72. You don’t work “full time” until you’re a mom
73. When we’re tired 당신 either cuddle 다음 to us 또는 go away
74. If 당신 get to pick positions, we get to pick locations
75. You’re not a man if 당신 consider Chihuahua’s dogs
76. We wear “the pants” in the family too
77. If 당신 want it done perfectly hire a maid. But not using our money, and she better be eighty
78. Your mom’s basement is not where we want to live for our entire life
79. A car is a car. We don’t care about the exact name and brand of each fucking one on the god damn highway!
80. I’m beautiful, always. No 질문 asked.
81. Don’t say anything that implies that we’re fat, like: “you should order a salad”
82. Don’t order for us. 당신 don’t get to pick what goes inside us, we do.
83. Never say “oh” when 당신 see what we’re wearing. You’re not our stylist. Guaranteed we look better than 당신 do.
84. Don’t boast about what’s in your pants. No girl wants to hear “yeah I’ve got this massive python. 당신 should come over and see it sometime” it’s not as impressive as 당신 think
85. Let us drive your truck; we’re not wimps that can’t handle it.
86. Shower and smell nice before 당신 see us
87. Most of us will agree that axe isn’t a real cologne
88. Ask us what we like in bed. Cause if 당신 don’t your left guessing; if 당신 guess wrong 당신 suck in bed; and if 당신 suck in 침대 your sex life is over
89. We pick the house. We work in it, clean it, and cook in it, it’s ours.
90. If 당신 force things on us we’ll force things off… hehehe…
91. No matter what, other guys will be hotter than you. And we will talk about them every once and a while.
92. Professional player is not an actual job
93. Bachelor of the arts is equivalent to “do 당신 want fries with that?”
94. Don’t lie to us
95. Don’t tell us who 당신 think about when 당신 masturbate. There is no correct answer, because we like to pretend 당신 don’t. even if 당신 say it’s us; who’s going to believe 당신 don’t think of the hot girl on the screen
96. You’re not a dog, so don’t act like one. We’re not you’re bitch, so don’t treat us like we are.
97. Don’t “poke” us on Facebook. Like really?? It’s annoying.
98. Try to look your age; and go for girls YOUR AGE.
99. Your birthday isn’t a holiday
100. Don’t constantly adjust your relationship status. If we fight, the whole world doesn’t need to know “it’s complicated”
101. For the 사랑 of god, don’t buy us lingerie. You’ll never get it right and you’ll embarrass yourself in the process
102. Don’t ask what our size is
103. Never say twilight is better than –insert any other movie-, it will result in an automatic break up. Just leave Edward out of this.
104. If we wear make-up, it’s art; it’s not for you. If we don’t, we’re just that awesome
105. Don’t recite Justin Beiber lyrics to us, that will also result in automatic break-up
106. Don’t attempt to set the mood with erotic music
107. Try to do well in school and work. No girl wants a fail.
108. Get a job
109. Violins and pianos are the only instruments that can make 당신 look sexy, and 당신 have to be good at them.
110. Reply to our messages
111. Call us back if we called 당신 and 당신 couldn’t answer
112. Text us first. Cause we’re not always going to chase you
113. Don’t spend 더 많이 money on clothes than we do
114. You don’t know what we want, so don’t say ‘you want me so bad right now” 당신 just sound stupid
115. Don’t sing sexy and I know it in the shower, we can hear you
116. Just cause we’re female doesn’t mean 담홍색, 핑크 is our 가장 좋아하는 color
117. If we want to wear one of your shirts, no is not an answer
118. We seriously like wearing your big clothes. It makes us feel cute
119. Oversized muscles are gross, a six 또는 eight pack is just fine
120. If we’re dating 당신 we find 당신 attractive. Don’t ask
121. Don’t buy us cheesy bath stuff. It’s kind of old
122. Flowers are always nice
123. A 랜덤 gift will make us like 당신 더 많이 and want to return the favor. If we like it
124. We like diamonds
125. Don’t say anything that Austin powers does
126. Don’t wear 더 많이 make-up than us. 또는 any really…
127. We don’t get pissed off if 당신 get a boner while 키싱 us. It’s when 당신 spy on us that’s perverted
128. Don’t play country songs during at-home 날짜 night
129. Not every 날짜 should be at home. Take us out
130. 100 candles, massage, and bubble bath = 당신 get laid
131. If we play the same online game, don’t marry us in the game
132. Don’t ask the internet if we like you. Ask us
133. Online game sex… just no….
134. Don’t sing to us in front of people. Your embarrassing
135. Don’t pick “our song” as our song
136. Don’t say anything like “wow, your mom is pretty. So that’s where 당신 get that from” that’s a creepy insult. Not a compliment
137. You can’t compare to animated guys. They’re perfect
138. Don’t think you’re the smartest person in the world
139. Don’t pick a porno for us to watch together
140. Don’t take us to buy tool kits 또는 stuff like that
141. Don’t “quickly” fix something on your car right before we’re supposed to go out for dinner
142. Duct tape isn’t a substitute for a window
143. Don’t 거리 race with us in the car, and the cops around the corner
144. Just because your car can go fast, doesn’t mean 당신 need to break the speed limit
145. Don’t text any of our family members
146. Don’t say our parents are “cool”
147. Don’t tell all your 프렌즈 the noises I make in the bedroom
148. If 당신 tickle us, we’re not responsible for your injuries
149. Wear your pants the way they should be worn
150. Learning a foreign language- preferably Italian, Japanese, 또는 Spanish- makes 당신 sound 더 많이 hot
151. Picking us up after school and work is sweet
152. We’re not damsels in distress, but still like to be treated like a princess
2. What we like to wear and what u want us to wear, is very different
3. Our period comes at a schedule, so quit 연기 like it’s the first we’ve bitched out at you
4. Don’t point out our flaws when they’re obvious to everyone. We don’t need to be constantly reminded
5. Don’t try to act cool when 당신 hit on us, we can see through it
6. “hey” is not a pick up line
7. Just because we hug a lot does not mean we’re all lesbian
8. If we ask 당신 if we look fat, play dead, there is no correct answer
9. Just cause 당신 don’t like our hobbies, doesn’t give 당신 the right to dis them
10. If you’re giving us hints and we’re not changing what we’re doing , it’s not cause we didn’t get it, we choose to ignore it
11. Quit telling us to make 당신 a fucking sandwich. If 당신 think it’s so easy, make it yourself
12. Don’t grab our ass. How would 당신 like it if we started yanking at your balls
13. If we’re in a room fighting, and 당신 ask if we’re PMSing, only one person will leave that room, and it won’t be you
14. Don’t ask for naked photos; that’s what the internet is for
15. When we say we’re “fine” 또는 “never mind” it means the exact opposite
16. When we play fight, we know you’re going to win. Just don’t overdo it, and don’t fake it; we’re not that pathetic
17. Don’t ask for anal; that’s what gays are for
18. Don’t ask us what we want as a present. That ruins the fun of getting it; anything will do.
19. Don’t tell us how many kids 당신 want. We’ll be the judge of that.
20. Sex isn’t always great. Sometimes saying we’re having an orgasm is just an excuse for 당신 to get off us.
21. If your dating us and are too scared to openly say “I 사랑 you” in public and in front of your 프렌즈 get the fuck out
22. If it’s cute, killing it makes 당신 a jackass, not a man
23. Using “you don’t understand” as an excuse, doesn’t work. We know we don’t get it, and don’t give a fuck anyways
24. We don’t want a guy who lives in his mom’s basement. But we also don’t want a guy who works so much we never get to talk to him
25. If we didn’t do it, it’s not cause we forgot, we just don’t care
26. We know bikini girls are hot, just don’t tell us how we compare
27. We’re not your mother, so clean up and feed yourself every once and a while
28. Don’t expect us to be Victoria secret 천사 if you’re not Calvin Klein models.
29. We don’t want to know how much 당신 jack off…. no one does…
30. How many girls you’ve slept will 또는 dated, is not a pro, it’s a con
31. We really don’t care how big your penis is
32. We don’t constantly check out your junk, so 당신 don’t have to check out ours
33. Don’t wait until after we’re married to tell us 당신 used to be a she
34. If 당신 have a disease, just no
35. Just because we’re dating you, doesn’t make us free hookers. We like to sleep at night.
36. Getting drunk and making us look after 당신 and tend to your needs, is also a no
37. We don’t always want to watch a chick flick
38. Don’t expect us to scream and quiver in your arms during a horror
39. We play video games too
40. Our pets are cute; if 당신 don’t like them 당신 can either shut up about it 또는 get the fuck out
41. You’re not five, 당신 can pick your own clothes out
42. Don’t expect us to take ALL the responsibilities of a child, you’re half the reason it’s there
43. Don’t style your hair unless 당신 either want to look like a gay 또는 a nerd
44. If 당신 have a six pack, don’t wear a shirt. If 당신 don’t have a six pack, get a shirt
45. We don’t give a shit what level your mage is in world of warcraft
46. Understand our sarcasm
47. When 당신 meet our parents you’re an honor student, virgin, you’ve never tried drugs, and 당신 사랑 your parents and little sister.
48. Don’t become 프렌즈 with our brothers, don’t talk to our brothers, don’t even look at our brothers. We don’t have brother’s god dammit!!
49. We like snuggles. Treat us to some occasionally
50. Pretend 당신 care when someone in a movie 또는 show dies and we cry
51. Not crying when you’re supposed to makes 당신 seem like a jerk, you’re aloud to cry
52. Mimic our personalities. If we like to laugh and giggle, don’t be a dead weight
53. Sometimes talking can ruin the mood
54. Hit us and we’ll hit 당신 back, as well as all our friends
55. Don’t always aim for the lips when 당신 키스 us, the cheek and forehead make us feel cute
56. Don’t give us a boring nickname like ”honey” be original like “kitten”
57. Don’t fart anywhere near us
58. Just cause you’re comfortable with it doesn’t, mean we’re comfortable with having sex in public
59. When we 옮기기 your hand, don’t 옮기기 it back
60. We’re not all double D’s. Sorry if they don’t bounce on command.
61. Don’t hold our hand, put your hand on our waist, 또는 lead us to a darkroom within two 분 of meeting us
62. We’re not the 바닷가, 비치 blonde, baby blue eyed 바비 인형 doll 당신 want us to be, it’s never going to happen naturally
63. When we make a joke, laugh.
64. Fucking in your basement isn’t romantic. Even with that one candle 당신 worked so hard to light up
65. Don’t be a smart alec. Common sense overrides law in our minds.
66. We don’t always want huge and expensive gifts, sometimes something as simple as going out to lunch at McDonalds is nice.
67. At least offer to pay for the meal. But 당신 don’t always have to actually pay for it; we like to treat 당신 too sometimes.
68. Don’t be constantly doting, we’re not a damsel in distress
69. When we’re sad don’t try and make it better; that makes it worse. Just hold us.
70. Don’t force a sloppy and tongue involved kiss, we do like delicacy
71. I swear to god many porno’s are fake. our bodies aren’t like that
72. You don’t work “full time” until you’re a mom
73. When we’re tired 당신 either cuddle 다음 to us 또는 go away
74. If 당신 get to pick positions, we get to pick locations
75. You’re not a man if 당신 consider Chihuahua’s dogs
76. We wear “the pants” in the family too
77. If 당신 want it done perfectly hire a maid. But not using our money, and she better be eighty
78. Your mom’s basement is not where we want to live for our entire life
79. A car is a car. We don’t care about the exact name and brand of each fucking one on the god damn highway!
80. I’m beautiful, always. No 질문 asked.
81. Don’t say anything that implies that we’re fat, like: “you should order a salad”
82. Don’t order for us. 당신 don’t get to pick what goes inside us, we do.
83. Never say “oh” when 당신 see what we’re wearing. You’re not our stylist. Guaranteed we look better than 당신 do.
84. Don’t boast about what’s in your pants. No girl wants to hear “yeah I’ve got this massive python. 당신 should come over and see it sometime” it’s not as impressive as 당신 think
85. Let us drive your truck; we’re not wimps that can’t handle it.
86. Shower and smell nice before 당신 see us
87. Most of us will agree that axe isn’t a real cologne
88. Ask us what we like in bed. Cause if 당신 don’t your left guessing; if 당신 guess wrong 당신 suck in bed; and if 당신 suck in 침대 your sex life is over
89. We pick the house. We work in it, clean it, and cook in it, it’s ours.
90. If 당신 force things on us we’ll force things off… hehehe…
91. No matter what, other guys will be hotter than you. And we will talk about them every once and a while.
92. Professional player is not an actual job
93. Bachelor of the arts is equivalent to “do 당신 want fries with that?”
94. Don’t lie to us
95. Don’t tell us who 당신 think about when 당신 masturbate. There is no correct answer, because we like to pretend 당신 don’t. even if 당신 say it’s us; who’s going to believe 당신 don’t think of the hot girl on the screen
96. You’re not a dog, so don’t act like one. We’re not you’re bitch, so don’t treat us like we are.
97. Don’t “poke” us on Facebook. Like really?? It’s annoying.
98. Try to look your age; and go for girls YOUR AGE.
99. Your birthday isn’t a holiday
100. Don’t constantly adjust your relationship status. If we fight, the whole world doesn’t need to know “it’s complicated”
101. For the 사랑 of god, don’t buy us lingerie. You’ll never get it right and you’ll embarrass yourself in the process
102. Don’t ask what our size is
103. Never say twilight is better than –insert any other movie-, it will result in an automatic break up. Just leave Edward out of this.
104. If we wear make-up, it’s art; it’s not for you. If we don’t, we’re just that awesome
105. Don’t recite Justin Beiber lyrics to us, that will also result in automatic break-up
106. Don’t attempt to set the mood with erotic music
107. Try to do well in school and work. No girl wants a fail.
108. Get a job
109. Violins and pianos are the only instruments that can make 당신 look sexy, and 당신 have to be good at them.
110. Reply to our messages
111. Call us back if we called 당신 and 당신 couldn’t answer
112. Text us first. Cause we’re not always going to chase you
113. Don’t spend 더 많이 money on clothes than we do
114. You don’t know what we want, so don’t say ‘you want me so bad right now” 당신 just sound stupid
115. Don’t sing sexy and I know it in the shower, we can hear you
116. Just cause we’re female doesn’t mean 담홍색, 핑크 is our 가장 좋아하는 color
117. If we want to wear one of your shirts, no is not an answer
118. We seriously like wearing your big clothes. It makes us feel cute
119. Oversized muscles are gross, a six 또는 eight pack is just fine
120. If we’re dating 당신 we find 당신 attractive. Don’t ask
121. Don’t buy us cheesy bath stuff. It’s kind of old
122. Flowers are always nice
123. A 랜덤 gift will make us like 당신 더 많이 and want to return the favor. If we like it
124. We like diamonds
125. Don’t say anything that Austin powers does
126. Don’t wear 더 많이 make-up than us. 또는 any really…
127. We don’t get pissed off if 당신 get a boner while 키싱 us. It’s when 당신 spy on us that’s perverted
128. Don’t play country songs during at-home 날짜 night
129. Not every 날짜 should be at home. Take us out
130. 100 candles, massage, and bubble bath = 당신 get laid
131. If we play the same online game, don’t marry us in the game
132. Don’t ask the internet if we like you. Ask us
133. Online game sex… just no….
134. Don’t sing to us in front of people. Your embarrassing
135. Don’t pick “our song” as our song
136. Don’t say anything like “wow, your mom is pretty. So that’s where 당신 get that from” that’s a creepy insult. Not a compliment
137. You can’t compare to animated guys. They’re perfect
138. Don’t think you’re the smartest person in the world
139. Don’t pick a porno for us to watch together
140. Don’t take us to buy tool kits 또는 stuff like that
141. Don’t “quickly” fix something on your car right before we’re supposed to go out for dinner
142. Duct tape isn’t a substitute for a window
143. Don’t 거리 race with us in the car, and the cops around the corner
144. Just because your car can go fast, doesn’t mean 당신 need to break the speed limit
145. Don’t text any of our family members
146. Don’t say our parents are “cool”
147. Don’t tell all your 프렌즈 the noises I make in the bedroom
148. If 당신 tickle us, we’re not responsible for your injuries
149. Wear your pants the way they should be worn
150. Learning a foreign language- preferably Italian, Japanese, 또는 Spanish- makes 당신 sound 더 많이 hot
151. Picking us up after school and work is sweet
152. We’re not damsels in distress, but still like to be treated like a princess