The Ruff Ruff Bunch DOES NOT EXIST

My name…is Cookie. I was never the prettiest girl in school. The girls would push me around, make fun of my looks, and knock my 책 out of my hands while I was walking down the hall! For no reason! It was the most embarrassing thing ever!! That would happen every day…until…he came along. Lucky. He was the man of every girl’s dream. He had the looks, the charm, and the muscle. He had a little group of two other 프렌즈 who were named Niblet and Squirt. They were all on the football team together. Lucky was quarterback, Niblet was defense, and Squirt was offense. That was probably how...

That night was not the best night of my life. I had a nightmare. I was in Lucky’s house, looking around, and I saw Lucky, with an evil look in his eyes.
    “Lucky?” I said a little worried. Lucky walked closer, his eyes bright red.
    “You’ve made me mad, Cookie,” he said. “And now 당신 must pay the price.”
    “How? What did I do?” I asked him. Lucky didn’t say anything. All of a sudden, he started getting bigger and bigger, looking like a giant werewolf from those old 영화 당신 see on TV. His 모피 started getting...

The 음식 was quite good at Lucky’s place. We cooked some 스파게티 and meatballs. We made a giant plate of it and started sharing it with each other. I’m surprised to say that Lucky is a great cook. He should work at a restaurant!     Actually, speaking of which, he told me that he did have a job as a cook once as Papa Pizzaroni’s, but he got fired because he was late once too often. He told me that he told his boss several times to change his hours so he could sleep more, but Papa Pizzaroni wouldn’t listen apparently. Oh well, sucks to be him.
    While...

It continued to laugh while I watched in confusion. This is too weird, what is this… thing doing in my house? What’s happened t-

“Your disbelief is understandable, my boy, and stop addressing me as a thing. It’s rather rude.” Said the beast. D-… did he just- “Yes, I can read your mind. First rule of my little world of the dream is that no secrets are to be kept from me. So don’t go having any thoughts you'd regret me knowing, because I’m aware of any and all of the things on your little mind.” It tapped my nose with its paw and began to laugh again, albeit a bit 더 많이 contentedly....

In the kitchen, Rebound had knocked over a near-empty glass of jelly, and was licking at the mess, cautiously. I was in absolute shock at the sight. “R-… Rebound… What did 당신 DO?” I stammered. “Weeeeeell, I saw 당신 and 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 talking to each other and I got really bored and then my stomach growled and I 사랑 사랑 사랑 땅콩 버터 so I came inside looking for some and I sniffed around and I didn’t smell any then I remembered how much I also like 젤리 so I looked in the fridge and found it and I tried to get it down but it fell and the jar broke but it’s still good 당신 just...

About twenty 분 later, I walked out of the principle’s office. She told me that if I ever did it again, I would have lunch detention for the 다음 two weeks!!
“She can’t do that,” I said to my conscience.
“Actually, she can,” my conscience replied back.
“How?” I asked.
“She just can. She’s the principal. Principles can do pretty much whatever they want.”
“That’s stupid,” I replied. Oh well. I better learn to control myself for now on, no matter what.
“What if Lucky does something cute?” I asked my conscience.
“Just act like it was normal and he did it with...

After about one and a half hours of losing my virginity, we were finally whopped. We laid 다음 to each other, side 의해 side.
    “Lucky,” I said.
    “Yeah?” he asked.
    “That…was…awesome,” I told him.
    “You weren’t so bad yourself,” he said to me.
    Suddenly, something struck me that should’ve struck me earlier.
    “Lucky…” I started to say.
    “Yeah?” he asked.
    “Were we…you know…“protected”...

The 다음 morning was amazing! I woke up and saw Lucky sleeping 다음 to me with his arm around me, sleeping like a baby with his mouth open a little with a little drool withdrawing out of it (to me it actually looked kind of cute). I got his arm off me and looked out the window to see the wondrous view of the city. Lucky is so…well…lucky. Heh. I wish I had a place like this. Oh well. I quickly realized that I didn’t have any clothes on and decided to go find a 옷, 가운 to cover myself with.
    Then, something else struck me that moment. I realized that I was looking out...