This is my first 기사 that I'm 글쓰기 for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 초 flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other 조랑말 god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful 담홍색, 핑크 filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with 수퍼내츄럴 powers. I mean, she can be faster than 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
당신 don't see a lot of 용 in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs 의해 going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can 십자가, 크로스 this one out.
2.
She's A 조랑말 In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No 더 많이 talk of 조랑말 conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A 조랑말 Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the 조랑말 equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time 또는 something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any given time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and 랜덤 immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the 다음 Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times 더 많이 powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? 또는 throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic 드라이버 and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I 사랑 Pinkie Pie.
What do 당신 think?
Also, please tell me if this is good 또는 not. If 당신 think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other 조랑말 god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful 담홍색, 핑크 filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with 수퍼내츄럴 powers. I mean, she can be faster than 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
당신 don't see a lot of 용 in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs 의해 going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can 십자가, 크로스 this one out.
2.
She's A 조랑말 In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No 더 많이 talk of 조랑말 conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A 조랑말 Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the 조랑말 equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time 또는 something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any given time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and 랜덤 immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the 다음 Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times 더 많이 powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? 또는 throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic 드라이버 and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I 사랑 Pinkie Pie.
What do 당신 think?
Also, please tell me if this is good 또는 not. If 당신 think it's good, I'll try and do more.
