Before I start, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky but True.

Do 당신 think pigs can laugh? No? Surely their tails swish when they're laughing.
When a pig is really happy it jumps in circles.
Try these on your 프렌즈 though.

Q: What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
A: Garbage collectors

Q: What do hip pigs call their ladies?
A: Fine swine.

Q: What did the pig say when the 늑대 grabbed its tail?
A: "That's the end of me!"

Q: What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
A: They go on pignics!

Q: What do 당신 call a pig thief?
A: A hamburgurlar!

Q: How do 당신 fit 더 많이 pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

Q: Why were the two pig bank robbers caught so fast?
A: They squealed on each other!

Mother pig: Would 당신 like a nice cake with three candles for your party?
Piglet: I would rather have three cakes and one candle!

Q: What's the most 인기 sport for pigs?
A: Mud wrestling!