From an 이메일 I got.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until 당신 hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A 일 without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live 의해 the sword get shot 의해 those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime 당신 have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if 당신 line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind 의해 those who got there first.

12. Give a man a 물고기 and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to 물고기 and he will sit in a 보트 all 일 drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When 당신 go into court, 당신 are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.