Private slap Kowalski

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat 다음 to him, looking at the view of the dry 디저트 beyond the oasis island. After a while she said lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that 당신 miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s 신고 and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the 신고 and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative 의해 the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 년 old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do 당신 want to play? 당신 can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw 당신 in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take 당신 on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even 더 많이 fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way 더 많이 funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the 초 best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, 당신 dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper said crossing his arms

the 펭귄 putted his gun down, and skipper sat right 다음 to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper said sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he said running....

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters 연기 out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what 사랑 is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what 당신 wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny 일 in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention 당신 might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He said bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, 또는 a normal 돌고래 stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one 일 read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...

This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the 다음 15 years?) Enjoy!
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My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, 당신 get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, 또는 if...

Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She said brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the 펭귄 habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better....

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two 더 많이 hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one 일 can 당신 please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...