Private Demotivational Poster

With that the boys set off to find the secret admirer, but first, they had to find Lilly. "Rico! 검색 the east half of the zoo with me. Kowalski and Private 검색 the west. Leave no rock unturned men. We have to find Lilly! 옮기기 out!" The penguins then got into their teams and searched for their teammate. Meanwhile, Julien is talking to Maurice in the bouncy- house. " Maurice! Give to me the royal comforting device!" " Right away your majesty!" Replied Maurice as he obeyed the king's order. When he came back, he was holding a large blue throw -blanket with Julien's face on the front. " Ah!...

         Chapter 2
        How to explain this

    The 다음 morning Private and Rico were on 상단, 맨 위로 of the HQ talking and trying to overcome of what happen last night with them and the badgers.

“Rico, I kissed a 오소리 last night!”

“Stop saying,” he grunted.

“Sorry, but what are we going to do about this?”

“Love?”

“Love, are 당신 saying you’re actually in 사랑 with Becky?”

“Hmmm… yup!”

“Well what about your doll?”

Rico then got his doll, took one last look at it, but then he...

Kam is working on the Fantasizer. It is a helmeted device, intended for living out the most vivid fantasies. Rico is a test subject. Rico put it over his head, letting it hang over his eyes. Kam hit the button on the side.

Kam watched, and took notes. Rico was smiling… very happy. Good. But then he started crying. Sad? This didn't make sense… now he was angry. Confused, angry, excited, bored, surprised… complete schizophrenia. Rico's emotions were running amok. Kam took off the Fantasizer before he got hurt.

"I'll have to make some adjustments, Rico." he said, putting his clipboard down....

Tara waits in the 나무, 트리 in Marlene's habitat. She has been staying there ever since Skipper caught her and Kowalski together, it is for the best. It has been a week since then and after a few days Kowalski started coming to see her at night and a couple times in the mornings. Private has been helping us but we wouldn't risk asking Rico just yet. Finally he comes.

Tara:"There 당신 are. I was starting to think 당신 weren't coming."
Kowalski:"Sorry." hugs her. "I had a little trouble getting away from Skipper. But I would have let 당신 known if I wasn't coming."

They 키스 in the moonlight.

Tara:"Are you...

Here comes chap 2:)

CHAPTER TWO: 펭귄 Tea

Her face was covered with fog. Her green eyes anxious, teary, full of empathy and concern. She wore the same expression when leaning over him down the sewer, after she’d saved him from drowning.
He was too weak to move, but he felt his cheeks blushing from anger and embarrassment. He’d never thrown up in front of a girl before. He knew she caught the sight of him vomiting as he could hear her terrified voice.
“Guys, seems like he’s already woke up!” she informed the rest of the team, while dabbing Skipper’s forehead with a damp cloth. Skipper...

Sorry it took so long to upload! I had MAJOR writers block on this one!

Elijah drifted on, unaware of his surroundings for days. The humans fed him on a regular basis, so he didn’t starve. But he didn’t know what he was doing. What did the humans want with him? He met another penguin. Two, actually. A male and a Female. They were both very friendly. The female seemed to get attached to him. The male had all these fanatical ideas about where they were going.

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure...

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do 당신 want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before 당신 try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...

The 다음 day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small 표, 테이블 so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

...

“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic 펭귄 who seemed to rely on everyone except...

'Dammit!!' yelled Kowalski, 'I-no, not the attendance, I think I just gotta shake it off.' He glanced again out the window and saw the gremlin start burning the engine. 'Marlene?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh! What?!' groaned Marlene. Then Kowalski got upset. 'Look, I'm sorry, I'm just pissed that 당신 woke me up 5 times today, what do 당신 want?' asked Marlene 더 많이 calmly. 'There's something on the wing, a gremlin I think,' said Kowalski. Marlene went to the window to searchfor it. 'Don't look for it, it always dissapears when someone else looks for it,' said Kowalski. 'I don't believe you, that's crazy,...

I heard this sopng and thought, "King Julien!"

I am da superstar with a bouncy house and a stolen zoo cart
I am da superstar and I don't care who 당신 are.
I am da superstar with a bouncy house and astolen zoo 카트 car,
I am a superstar and not caring care who 당신 are.
Got many 망고 honey, I'm a superstar,
My life is funny honey, Have 당신 seen my cart?
I know a lot of people, I'm a superstar,
Everybody knows me, Right from near.

I had a plane (I had a plane)
I 사랑 the fame (I 사랑 the fame)
You want my name (You know my name) And I just want 당신 to be knowing

I am da superstar with a bouncy house and...

Okay. Is there anything weird for there to be two penguins and a 여우 원숭이 on a train?

Well Yeah...

But whats weirder is seeing a 랍스터 on it too.
I did get hungry. Athena looked like she was about to puke because she is allergic.

"So where are we?" I asked and stared out a window.

"Let's say... depending on the 나무, 트리 types... We're in Virginia." Neko estimated.

"We've been on the go to long! I'm tired." Athena complained.

"The humans come in here to check to much. They'd see 당신 if 당신 rested!" Neko explained.

Athena rolled her eyes. "I'm good at hiding."

"No! I'm older then 당신 Athena so I'm in charge!"...

Seek and Destroy

Hans

Hans led the trio on the revenge. They had a base set up in Hoboken, the cesspool of New York. Blowhole was the evil scientist, formulating the plans. The Red 다람쥐 set up contacts with other 동물 bent on getting revenge on Skipper. And Hans made all the big decisions. Such as trusting the two of them to follow his main plan.

There's an evil feeling in our brains
But it's nothing new, 당신 know it drives us insane

He knew of Skipper’s rational fear of churches. Once he got over it, he would go on a spree of goodwill, if his psychology was correct. Then they would strike....

One day, In 1979, soon 또는 later, something happened. This is how I 로스트 my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, 당신 retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This 돌고래 is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do 당신 know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

Kowlaski came running back to the HQ. His face was in total shock, his scarf was half off. and he still carried the note he had found in his tucked in his scarf.
"Skipper!" Kowalski cried "I 로스트 Private! In the city!" Kowalski fell down to where Skipper's webbed feet were.
Skipper ignoring the fact that Private was missing "Ok..But did 당신 get the groceries? and ahah 당신 found the note. I knew 당신 would adjust your scarf whenever 당신 saw a cute gal walking around the city block-"
Kowalski interrupted "SHUT UP! PRIVATE IS MISSING!!! DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF A THIRD TIME!?"
Skipper slapped him....

After captuer the flag marlene got kidnapped 의해 Dr.Blowehole but nobody notice when they go to their habitat to go to sleep but war 펭귄 and fun123fun stay up to plan to rescue all the of the 동물 that got kidnapped."What are going to do to free them?"fun123fun asked.War 펭귄 replyed."I don't know fun123fun."The alarm came off and all of the penguins woke up and form into battle positon."Who are you?"skipper asking for ansers."I'm jedi penguin."she anserd."Why are 당신 her?"private asked ."I'm here to help 당신 to plan to rescue all of the captuer animals."Jedi 펭귄 replyed."Do you...

Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A 모피 봉인, 인감 went after me, I escaped 의해 boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...

Well sorry I'm late I completely forgot. But anyway here I announce the winners of the Caption contest. Here are the prizes:

First place get three props for their winning caption.

The runner up get a single prop for their caption.

All honorable mentions get's uh... Hold on... *looks around house of stuff* Oh here we go! Free internet cookies! ...
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Any way here are the winners!
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The runner up is SJF_Penguin for his caption:

As the group watched Julien's old 집 movies, they soon realized that Julien was the most sane member of his royal family and why he never talked...

The 다음 일 all of the 펭귄 is awake inside the zoo hostpitle without the other 펭귄 and private."Private whare are we?"asked skipper.Koalski replyed " We are at the zoo hospitle."Then skipper freak out and start to look for Rico for some tools to breake the locked window.Back at the flamingos habitat private and the other 펭귄 woke up and started to leve whent to the penguins HQ.While they are geting to their HQ they get to know each other."I'm Private and my faverate 캔디 is butterscott winkys." "I'm fun123fun and I have a bow and 애로우 for a wepon."When they reach the penguins...