Sad Kowalski (real life request)

added by AnnieThePenguin

Source: ME!

A friend in real life requested this. Kowalski is sad because he couldnt find a way to defeat Blowhole, like either making him insane 또는 turning him into a penguin.

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마다가스카의 펭귄

kowalski

thecrazygeinus, mostar1219 and 4 others like this

KowalSkip9 Poor Kowalski. Very nice drawing! I don't know why, but I just like seeing any of the penguins sad (I must be evil or something XD).

quasomeness I like seeing a penguin sad. At times, penguins are happy. Other times, they're sad. Other times, they're seriously depressed.

Hijinata I really like how you shade :D

thecrazygeinus No!!!! Don't be sad!!!!

Rasyavival Why She Sad

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Lt. Lemmy saluting.

added by LifelessPenguin

Source: Alienated

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Look at Kowalski's Eyes..... XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Kanga Management Clip

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Score a 펭귄 pokemon card

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Maw

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Marlene&Penguins

added by Jhoman12

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another KowalVate moment

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me (the screenshot actually ^^;)

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The Badgers And Marlene

added by Jhoman12

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the 제목 says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if 당신 wish to read them. Any 제목 with a Roman numeral 다음 to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope 당신 enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making 당신 laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" 의해 Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the 음악 video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting 별, 스타 trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to 그네, 스윙 by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding 우주 is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told 당신 before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't 로스트 my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! 당신 just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs 의해 still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put 캔디 coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are 당신 doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't 당신 be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do 당신 know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little 조랑말 and Lunicorns Are Made 의해 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 의해 Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 또는 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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펭귄 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do 당신 see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And 당신 can be my friend! Oh! And 당신 can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to 여우 원숭이 habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes 당신 look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 당신 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 의해 golly 당신 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 키싱 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 당신 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 당신 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 의해 golly 당신 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your 펭귄 Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm 글쓰기 this so 당신 can find out wich 펭귄 당신 are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your 가장 좋아하는 way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes 당신 sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your 가장 좋아하는 subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

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The Private Who Cried 늑대 Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do 당신 think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell 당신 that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if 당신 go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If 당신 don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, 또는 something like that, but I've changed it's 제목 becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone 의해 sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would 검색 for clues the 다음 morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The 수달, 오 터 (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The 수달, 오 터 (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One 일 in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a 펭귄 documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do 당신 need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't 당신 remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My 기타 (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...