Rico and Mrs Percky:)

*turns tape recorder on*

June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. 펭귄 habitat. My panic room. Happy now?

Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.

Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give 당신 all something to look 앞으로 to!

A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of 동물 called the North Wind (Their motto...

Author's Note: And here's the 다음 chapter. I also want to thank SaturdaySurpris for reviewing. Enjoy!

Private and I walked back to the zoo. “So,” asked Private, “how was it?”

I grinned at him. “Amazingly delicious.”

He beamed. “See, everybody likes snow cones.”

I laughed. “You were right, Private. Race 당신 back to the zoo.”

I took off sliding. He ran a little before launching himself. “Not fair!” yelled Private. “You got a head start!”

We arrived, laughing, at the 펭귄 habitat. “Uh oh,” said Private, sliding to a stop.

I followed his glance to see a very...

“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” said Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
“Right.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, 당신 evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If 당신 don’t mind me asking,” said Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see 당신 have forgotten...

*WARNING : BASED ON REAL STORY, 당신 MAY LOOK FOR THE ACTUAL STORY*

Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
Penguin Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my 사랑 with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday music...

Skipper was getting angrier and angrier in that cage as the man smiled at him with kowlaksi and Private inside the cage as well...where was Rico? And why was there blood all splattered all over the mans shirt?

Skipper:WHERE IS HE 당신 MONSTER!!! IF 당신 HURTED HIM I SWEAR IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR NECK!!!!

Man:heheheh....I'll get him for u....

The man walked three the door again and brought out Rico....he was crying and shaking alot....there was dried blood all over him....but the worst was that there was a huge line of stitches going down his stomach...

Man:I having very good fun with him....I...

V1. Young Private has a 심장 of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naïve
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him to be internally snippity.
Private's now 겨울왕국 on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to go and not pack
Finding out...

this is the story of the 펭귄 team and their 사랑 lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF 당신 DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T 코멘트 IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet 일 in the 펭귄 base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily,...

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, 당신 were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*



Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* 당신 guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals*...