마다가스카의 펭귄 기사 | Original 기사 on 팬팝

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posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two 더 많이 hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one 일 can 당신 please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...

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The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 4

posted by queenpalm

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least 가장 좋아하는 subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought 당신 were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked.
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, 또는 flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As 당신 all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried.
Michelle blushed....

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" 의해 Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the 음악 video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting 별, 스타 trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to 그네, 스윙 by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Marlene and Julien (from 라푼젤 in the Web)

posted by peacebaby7

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope 당신 enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy 당신 really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with 랍스터 minion throwing 물고기 in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

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I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like 시 and 더 많이 like responses, but what do 당신 expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side 코멘트 that will be provided 의해 The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the 펭귄 Team...

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Unexpected 사랑

posted by Jhoman12

It Was A Perfect Sunny 일 And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He Said I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene Said "Uh Ok Come On In" She Said At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected 사랑 Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene Said To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice Said "yes I Do" She Said *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I 사랑 You" Marlene Said "I 사랑 당신 Too" Maurice Said Then They 키스 Again
The End

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 팬 fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 팬 fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see 당신 fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

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What's in your heart(part 1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Marlene: 저기요 guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings 당신 here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad 당신 remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

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Penguins of Madagascar poem! :D

posted by ImAnEasel

I 사랑 The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only 질문 I ever ask are:
Why don't 더 많이 people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? 또는 the 5th of May?
This show is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The 더 많이 I watch this show, the 더 많이 I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope 당신 all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.

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Operation: Challenge- Prompt 2: 사랑 01.19.15

posted by peacebaby7

Love 01.19.15

There is a price to pay when it comes to “love.”

If anyone knows that, it’s me. No one truly knows how hard my job is. They think I make it look so easy. That’s because I have to bury my emotions to make the hard decisions. I have to feel nothing. I can’t cry, I can’t feel pain, and I most definitely can not let my anger alter my judgement.

Today, I 로스트 two good soldiers. Manfredi and Johnson, my brothers in arms. And I hold myself accountable.

What many people don’t realize is that war is a duty. The only real choice is whether 당신 accept it, and what 당신 fight for....

The Great Migration (9. 상어 Attack)

posted by Aquade

They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his 심장 was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller 의해 the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are 당신 all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when 덱스터 had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, 덱스터 laughed...

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 1

posted by queenpalm

"I have not any new information. At the moment they are simply doing training. The club is doing well. I think one of the members is almost on our side," I said.
"Okay then. Good work. Keep a close eye on them. Especially that Annabella and Ivy. I don't trust any of them neither should you," Dr. Blowhole said.
"Okay, this is agent Scar, signing out."
I shut down my Spycon and headed to my elevator. Great, my daily reports were done, and it was only noon. I still had time to hand out the remaining invitations!
The doors opened and I stepped up and out. I took a short climb up the volcano. I scanned...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.4 Prank War and Twinstincts!

posted by Random-Partier

"Psst! Skipper! Get up," whispered Sky into his ear-hole whilst shaking him. After a few seconds, Skipper opened his eyes groggily and sat up to look at her. "Why the duce did 당신 wake me up SO early?" he asked, slipping out of bed. Sky grinned sheepishly, pulled out the back up calendar and pointed to the date. 'March 31st - April 7th, Prank Week' thought Skipper flatly. "Alright, I'm up. So what's the pranking agenda of the day?" quieried Skipper as he raised a nonexistent eyebrow.
"Ohhhhhh Skippy, THINK FAST!" shouted Emily, appearing in front of them with a rope wrapped around her webbed...

Blowhole's Puppet (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Savin Me")

posted by mostar1219

In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing 또는 destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a 분 before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...

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The Battling Best (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Hall of Fame")

posted by mostar1219

The team was invited to participate in a fighting tournament. They will each be going against an enemy that they have some sort of connection to, yet never met before, but, they'd have to fight individually.
"Listen up, team. Today is the big day. We've done extra training for two weeks for this. Just because we'll be 스플릿, 분할 up for this doesn't mean that we won't be the champs. If we're going to be strong on the outside, we're going to start 의해 being strong on the inside and be confident that we'll take 집 the gold!" Skipper was saying.
The four high fived each other and they were on their ways...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (7) Falling Hard

posted by peacebaby7

March 20, 2012
0853 hours

    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well 당신 look rested.” Skipper said sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...

Held In (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "No Surprise")

posted by mostar1219

The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of 레이 of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched 의해 Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...

Unknown Thoughts (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Feels Like Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go 의해 some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...

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Finding The Light: (2) No one takes my soldiers' memories

posted by peacebaby7

1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her 모피 as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...