Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story
This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters 연기 out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)
연기 Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
비비, 개 코 원숭이 Trio…..Bad Horse Choral
I will like to point out that Jackandjill2 has also been working on a crossover of this nature, and as soon it is up (if it is not already) go forth and read it! She has a knack for these types of stories, and I am not saying that lightly! It was actually a strange coincidence we were working on these at the same time. Anyway, read both of ours, and enjoy!
Let the show begin!
Act I – Part I
Thematic 음악 is played, a screen opens up. Kowalski is sitting at the computer monitor, the monitor being us, the reader. He is decked out in a white lab coat, as opposed to his usual black and white feather attire. Goggles nestled on his head, and plainly refused to budge from their space.
“Muahahahaha! Ahahaha! Ha ah HAH ahah!” Kowalski laughed maniacally.
“So that's, 당신 know...coming along. I'm working with a vocal coach; strengthening the ‘AAHHH’.” He thumped his chest, near his neck. “A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards! If you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, I mean 당신 have to have a memorable laugh. What do 당신 think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible - death whinny.” Kowalski shuddered.
“No response, BTW from the League yet, but, my application is strong this year; a letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor. That’s gotta have some weight, so, flippers crossed!” He crossed his flippers, a symbol of good luck for himself.
“EMAILS! 2sly4you writes: ‘Hey Genius’ Sarcasm. Wow, that’s original.” Kowalski - Professor Horrible, excuse me - rolled his eyes, and continued on 읽기 the email.
“ ‘Where are the 땅콩 버터 winkies 당신 were supposed to pull out of Private’s secret stash 둥근 천장, 금고 with your trans-matter ray? Obviously it failed 또는 it would be in the papers.’ ” The 이메일 read. Horrible went on to contradict the writer.
“Well no, they’re not going to say anything in the press. But, BEHOLD.Transported from there - to here.”
Prof. Horrible reaches off camera and brings into view a Ziploc bag with a metallic and 초콜릿 looking liquid inside. He pokes at it, awkwardly as it appears to be just a shimmering mass of nothing. Melted 초콜릿 and 땅콩 butter, perhaps.
“The molecules tend to shift during the trans-matter... um... event, but they were transported in bar form, and they clearly were...”
Prof. Horrible suddenly changes topic, becoming indignant and justifying his actions.
“And 의해 the way it's not about making money. It's about TAKING money. Destroying the status quo because the "status" is NOT "quo". The world is a mess and I just need to rule it. I'm gonna...” he paused for a moment, sniffing at the bag “That smells like pumice.”
“So, Trans-matter is 75% and 더 많이 importantly - the Freeze-Ray is almost up. This is the one. Stops time. Freeze-ray. Tell your friends.” Kowalski nodded, appearing to be very pleased with himself. He starts flipping through the emails again.
“We have... OH! Here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow. ‘Prof. Horrible. I see 당신 are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis. I waited at Central Park for 45 minutes’...Ok, dude. You're NOT my nemesis. My nemesis is Col. Skipper. He dislocated my shoulder... again... last week. LOOK, I'm just trying to change the world, OK? I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser with a feather duster. Besides, there's kids in that park, so...” Prof. Horrible sneered at the screen.
“Here's one from DeadNotSleeping.” He appears surprised at the strange name. “‘Longtime watcher, first time writing,’ Blah blah blah blah... ‘You always say on your blog that 당신 will 'show her the way, show her 당신 are a true villain. Who is 'her' and does she even know that you're’ “... Kowalski just looks up at the screen in disbelief. He hadn’t realized anybody had been paying attention that closely.
The scene changes to Marlene’s habitat. All the penguins are there, and Kowalski is off to the side. The camera focuses on him. His voice is heard 노래 as the song progresses.
“Inspection day
See 당신 there
Under things - Tumbling
Wanna say, 사랑 your hair
Here I go -” A few 초 of incoherent babbling as Kowalski waddles 의해 Marlene. She barely notices him, watching Skipper as he walks to the back of the cave.
“Mumbling.
With my freeze 레이 I will stop
The world
With my freeze 레이 I will
Find the time to
Find the words to
Tell 당신 how
How 당신 make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?
Like a fool
Kinda sick
Special needs
Anyways
With my freeze 레이 I will stop the pain
It’s not a death 레이 또는 an ice beam
That’s all Johnny Snow
I just think 당신 need time to know
That I’m the guy to make it real
The feelings 당신 don’t dare to feel
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still”
The dark professor drifted into an enticing daydream, dancing around the room with Marlene and Rico playing Spanish 기타 in the background.
“That’s the plan
Rule the world
당신 and me
Any day
사랑 your fur”
Did he actually say it out loud?! He mentally slapped himself. Marlene looked at him funny.
“What?” She asked. Kowalski’s toungue fumbled, slipping up a quick excuse. “No - I... 사랑 the... air...”
“Anyway
With my freeze 레이 I will stop -”
His regurgitating roommate and friend, Rico, walked in as he was finishing his blog. In his hands was a small pile of soggy letters. Prof. Horrible stood up quickly, shutting down the computer. He grabbed the letters that were handed to him, flipping through to the 더 많이 important ones. He looked at Rico.
“Hey, I heard 당신 went on a 날짜 last night. Buck Rockgut told me 당신 went on a 날짜 with Becky Badger!” Kowalski smiled at him
“Yeah, well… G-RRip Rabb (other Badger’s name), Ehhh…”
“Oh, I hear 당신 man. Hey, what’s this?” Kowalski picked up a single dripping envelope. “This is from Bad Horse; I’d recognize his symbol anywhere!” Kowalski said, turning it over.
“Wow.” Said Rico, his eyes big. Kowalski opened the letter carefully.
The baboons pop out from behind an open door, 노래 to a 스파게티 western tune. Their lyrics are what are on Kowalski/Prof. Horrible’s Letter.
*BAD HORSE CHORUS*
“This is great, I’m about to pull off a major heist! The Wonderflonium is the last ingredient I need for my Freeze ray, and with Bad Horse watching, I’ll be sure to get in!” He said excitedly. He placed the letter in his 코트 pocket.
“Armored truck?” Asked Rico
“Courier Van, 캔디 from a baby.” Kowalski replied in a sneer.
“Cool. 당신 need help?”
“No, Rico. I need to fly solo on this one. The league is watching.”
“Oh, ok.” Rico replied. Kowalski opened a secret hatch in the HQ, and went down into his secret lab. He had some scheming to do.
This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters 연기 out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)
연기 Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
비비, 개 코 원숭이 Trio…..Bad Horse Choral
I will like to point out that Jackandjill2 has also been working on a crossover of this nature, and as soon it is up (if it is not already) go forth and read it! She has a knack for these types of stories, and I am not saying that lightly! It was actually a strange coincidence we were working on these at the same time. Anyway, read both of ours, and enjoy!
Let the show begin!
Act I – Part I
Thematic 음악 is played, a screen opens up. Kowalski is sitting at the computer monitor, the monitor being us, the reader. He is decked out in a white lab coat, as opposed to his usual black and white feather attire. Goggles nestled on his head, and plainly refused to budge from their space.
“Muahahahaha! Ahahaha! Ha ah HAH ahah!” Kowalski laughed maniacally.
“So that's, 당신 know...coming along. I'm working with a vocal coach; strengthening the ‘AAHHH’.” He thumped his chest, near his neck. “A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards! If you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, I mean 당신 have to have a memorable laugh. What do 당신 think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible - death whinny.” Kowalski shuddered.
“No response, BTW from the League yet, but, my application is strong this year; a letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor. That’s gotta have some weight, so, flippers crossed!” He crossed his flippers, a symbol of good luck for himself.
“EMAILS! 2sly4you writes: ‘Hey Genius’ Sarcasm. Wow, that’s original.” Kowalski - Professor Horrible, excuse me - rolled his eyes, and continued on 읽기 the email.
“ ‘Where are the 땅콩 버터 winkies 당신 were supposed to pull out of Private’s secret stash 둥근 천장, 금고 with your trans-matter ray? Obviously it failed 또는 it would be in the papers.’ ” The 이메일 read. Horrible went on to contradict the writer.
“Well no, they’re not going to say anything in the press. But, BEHOLD.Transported from there - to here.”
Prof. Horrible reaches off camera and brings into view a Ziploc bag with a metallic and 초콜릿 looking liquid inside. He pokes at it, awkwardly as it appears to be just a shimmering mass of nothing. Melted 초콜릿 and 땅콩 butter, perhaps.
“The molecules tend to shift during the trans-matter... um... event, but they were transported in bar form, and they clearly were...”
Prof. Horrible suddenly changes topic, becoming indignant and justifying his actions.
“And 의해 the way it's not about making money. It's about TAKING money. Destroying the status quo because the "status" is NOT "quo". The world is a mess and I just need to rule it. I'm gonna...” he paused for a moment, sniffing at the bag “That smells like pumice.”
“So, Trans-matter is 75% and 더 많이 importantly - the Freeze-Ray is almost up. This is the one. Stops time. Freeze-ray. Tell your friends.” Kowalski nodded, appearing to be very pleased with himself. He starts flipping through the emails again.
“We have... OH! Here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow. ‘Prof. Horrible. I see 당신 are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis. I waited at Central Park for 45 minutes’...Ok, dude. You're NOT my nemesis. My nemesis is Col. Skipper. He dislocated my shoulder... again... last week. LOOK, I'm just trying to change the world, OK? I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser with a feather duster. Besides, there's kids in that park, so...” Prof. Horrible sneered at the screen.
“Here's one from DeadNotSleeping.” He appears surprised at the strange name. “‘Longtime watcher, first time writing,’ Blah blah blah blah... ‘You always say on your blog that 당신 will 'show her the way, show her 당신 are a true villain. Who is 'her' and does she even know that you're’ “... Kowalski just looks up at the screen in disbelief. He hadn’t realized anybody had been paying attention that closely.
The scene changes to Marlene’s habitat. All the penguins are there, and Kowalski is off to the side. The camera focuses on him. His voice is heard 노래 as the song progresses.
“Inspection day
See 당신 there
Under things - Tumbling
Wanna say, 사랑 your hair
Here I go -” A few 초 of incoherent babbling as Kowalski waddles 의해 Marlene. She barely notices him, watching Skipper as he walks to the back of the cave.
“Mumbling.
With my freeze 레이 I will stop
The world
With my freeze 레이 I will
Find the time to
Find the words to
Tell 당신 how
How 당신 make
Make me feel
What’s the phrase?
Like a fool
Kinda sick
Special needs
Anyways
With my freeze 레이 I will stop the pain
It’s not a death 레이 또는 an ice beam
That’s all Johnny Snow
I just think 당신 need time to know
That I’m the guy to make it real
The feelings 당신 don’t dare to feel
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make time stand still”
The dark professor drifted into an enticing daydream, dancing around the room with Marlene and Rico playing Spanish 기타 in the background.
“That’s the plan
Rule the world
당신 and me
Any day
사랑 your fur”
Did he actually say it out loud?! He mentally slapped himself. Marlene looked at him funny.
“What?” She asked. Kowalski’s toungue fumbled, slipping up a quick excuse. “No - I... 사랑 the... air...”
“Anyway
With my freeze 레이 I will stop -”
His regurgitating roommate and friend, Rico, walked in as he was finishing his blog. In his hands was a small pile of soggy letters. Prof. Horrible stood up quickly, shutting down the computer. He grabbed the letters that were handed to him, flipping through to the 더 많이 important ones. He looked at Rico.
“Hey, I heard 당신 went on a 날짜 last night. Buck Rockgut told me 당신 went on a 날짜 with Becky Badger!” Kowalski smiled at him
“Yeah, well… G-RRip Rabb (other Badger’s name), Ehhh…”
“Oh, I hear 당신 man. Hey, what’s this?” Kowalski picked up a single dripping envelope. “This is from Bad Horse; I’d recognize his symbol anywhere!” Kowalski said, turning it over.
“Wow.” Said Rico, his eyes big. Kowalski opened the letter carefully.
The baboons pop out from behind an open door, 노래 to a 스파게티 western tune. Their lyrics are what are on Kowalski/Prof. Horrible’s Letter.
*BAD HORSE CHORUS*
“This is great, I’m about to pull off a major heist! The Wonderflonium is the last ingredient I need for my Freeze ray, and with Bad Horse watching, I’ll be sure to get in!” He said excitedly. He placed the letter in his 코트 pocket.
“Armored truck?” Asked Rico
“Courier Van, 캔디 from a baby.” Kowalski replied in a sneer.
“Cool. 당신 need help?”
“No, Rico. I need to fly solo on this one. The league is watching.”
“Oh, ok.” Rico replied. Kowalski opened a secret hatch in the HQ, and went down into his secret lab. He had some scheming to do.
