Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431
Alice: Ugh, this 나무 상자, 상자 smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski: Who is the transfer?
Skipper: Not sure, all we know is that he.. 또는 she, is from the Bronx Zoo.
Kowalski: I used to know a girl from the Bronx zoo, she was quite nice.
Skipper: Yea, yea. We get it Kowalski, then she dumped 당신 and now you're left to cry in the corner of your lab yadda-yadda.
Kowalski: Actually no... I got moved to another zoo, and I think we're still dating if-
Skipper: Kowalski, SHHH! Private, open the crate!
Private goes over to the 나무 상자, 상자 and opens the lid...
Ester: Hey, whoa whoa! Can't I get a little sleep here?
Kowalski: Wait... i-it can't be....
Ester jumps out of the box, annoyed that she didn't get her full time beauty sleep. Her eyes scan over the penguins, and she finds a familiar face: Kowalski's.
Ester: Kowalski!!!!
Kowalski: Ester?!
Kowalski is embraced in a tight hug, even though his shocked face doesn't change expressions.
Kowalski: But.. but how?!
Skipper: Greetings, miss. I'm Skipper, this is Private, and.... where's Rico *Skipper looks around* Ah, oh well, anyways, apparently 당신 know Kowalski.
Private: 당신 know Kowalski?
Ester: Oh yea! He got transferred to Bronx for about a 월 또는 two long ago. And we had some great dates together, didn't we my Cuddly Wuddly Walski?
Kowalski still is stunned, but under all the shock, 당신 could see a light blush spread across his face.
Kowalski: Um.... yes, I-I guess so.. *Kowalski looks down at the concrete, embarrased.*
Kowalski's thoughts: Oh please don't talk about the time in New Orleans!
Private: Uh... dates?
Ester: Tons! Oh! I remember that one time that we went to New Orleans, and Kowalski-
*SMASH!*
Rico interrupts the conversation 의해 throwing dynamite sticks at bushes and trees while driving around in the penguins' car, laughing crazily and shouting "WOOHOO!" as he speeds through the walkways of the zoo.
Ester: Hey, who's the guy?
Skipper: Oh that's just Rico, our weapons specialist and crazed psychopath.
Ester: Weapons specialist, huh? Ooh, a bad boy!
Kowalski: But... but I thought we were still-
Ester: SHHH!
Ester waddles over to where Rico parked just the car.
Ester: 저기요 there. Let's say we hit the 팝콘 stand, hmm?
Kowalski: ???
Rico: Uh... what?
Ester: Come on! Let's go!
Kowalski: Ester?
Ester, excited on finding a new 펭귄 to love, looks back at Kowalski.
Ester: Oh, 당신 can just stay there Kowalski! I'll be back soon!
Ester drags the completely confused Rico away.
Kowalski: .......Ester?
Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.
Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team 펭귄 who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.
Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.
Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 당신 took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your 프렌즈 At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See 당신 on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 당신 took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your 프렌즈 At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See 당신 on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's 사랑 has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of 당신 일 and night
In my 심장 there is no that is second
You'll always be the 사과, 애플 of my eye
I'll 검색 the world
Near and far then high and low
My 사랑 will show
Just to hold 당신 gently
Don't want to let 당신 go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With 사랑 and Science
I am deeply torn 의해 desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper said " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my 사랑 has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
또는 gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's 사랑 has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of 당신 일 and night
In my 심장 there is no that is second
You'll always be the 사과, 애플 of my eye
I'll 검색 the world
Near and far then high and low
My 사랑 will show
Just to hold 당신 gently
Don't want to let 당신 go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With 사랑 and Science
I am deeply torn 의해 desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper said " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my 사랑 has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
또는 gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
