- Knock Knock Jokes -
Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two 더 많이 hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one 일 can 당신 please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm not amused" face and goes to the 표, 테이블 where he has his maps and training plans that he has been working on. Kowalski opens the door of his lab, carrying his clipboard and scribbling down data from his latest experiment.
Private: Oh, hello Kowalski! Knock knock!
Kowalski: Private, 당신 are not even near a wooden door, how can 당신 knock without hitting a surface?
Private: Oh come on Kowalski! Have some fun for once!
Kowalski: (Sighs and speaks in a bored tone) Who's there?
Private: B-4!
Kowalski: B-4 who?
Private: Open this door B-4 I freeze out here! Ahahaha!
Private begins to roll on the floor laughing. As Rico enters through the hatch, he glances questioningly at Private, and goes back outside, nodding his head and mumbling "Tisk, tisk tisk" followed 의해 some brief grunts.
Skipper: I think that's enough jokes for today. Go watch your treasured moonhorn show.
Private: Oh thank 당신 Skipper! I guess being annoying does get 당신 everything!
Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two 더 많이 hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one 일 can 당신 please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm not amused" face and goes to the 표, 테이블 where he has his maps and training plans that he has been working on. Kowalski opens the door of his lab, carrying his clipboard and scribbling down data from his latest experiment.
Private: Oh, hello Kowalski! Knock knock!
Kowalski: Private, 당신 are not even near a wooden door, how can 당신 knock without hitting a surface?
Private: Oh come on Kowalski! Have some fun for once!
Kowalski: (Sighs and speaks in a bored tone) Who's there?
Private: B-4!
Kowalski: B-4 who?
Private: Open this door B-4 I freeze out here! Ahahaha!
Private begins to roll on the floor laughing. As Rico enters through the hatch, he glances questioningly at Private, and goes back outside, nodding his head and mumbling "Tisk, tisk tisk" followed 의해 some brief grunts.
Skipper: I think that's enough jokes for today. Go watch your treasured moonhorn show.
Private: Oh thank 당신 Skipper! I guess being annoying does get 당신 everything!