Spring has sprung in the Central Park Zoo and it has already brought out some uhhh.... hormonal changes in the very few females of the zoo. Every year, aroud this time, the boys must keep Lilly locked in a cage until her hormones can settle down. The springs back in Antarctica were much 더 많이 different than the ones in America. All of the females stood on one half of the land, and all the males on the other. Why, 당신 may ask? Well, that is because the males feared the females in spring time. They went on a love-sick rampage and did not cease until they found a mate. Lilly was the same, and for this reason she had to be contained. Away from ALL of the males in the zoo. 당신 might be thinking, 'how does this have annyting to do with a secret admirer?' Well, this is where the story begins. " Okay boys, the first 꽃 of spring is about to bloom, and we have to get Lilly secured in 3,2,1-- NOW!!!" The boys pouce on Lilly and put her in her cage." "MAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEE!!!!" Lilly yelled in a rather uhh... hormonal,voice. " Don't worry Lilly." assured Private. "We'll be back right afta we do reckon." Okay." Lilly replied, still in her love- crazed state. Rico stood close to the cage with his back turned, and Lilly took advantage of the opportunity. She grabbed him from behind and started to 키스 him!! "gaddababba!" cried Rico. Skipper looks at Rico, struggling for dear life." See boys, this is why we don't turn our backs to love-sick females. Any questions? No? Good. Stop playing around Rico, we have to go now. " Rico finally pulls free and runs away.The others quickly follow. That night, Kowalski finished is most helpful experiment yet. " 의해 counteracting with Lilly's hormonal patterns I think I have created a concauction that can keep Lilly normal during spring time. No 더 많이 phsycotic rampages of love." " Kowalski." said Skipper. " Youre a GENIOUS!!!!" " Thanks." Kowalski replied. " But we can't show any sighns of affection twoards Lilly what so ever. Nothing at all."
yeah... for Creative Writing, I had to write a 사랑 poem. I don't like anybody in that way (right now, at least) so I ended up 글쓰기 mine about Kowalski. It's a free-verse poem, so it doesn't rhyme, but... yeah.
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word 당신 say
too many variables and equations
but I 사랑 it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as 당신 experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
당신 are 더 많이 careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
또는 make a fool of yourself
의해 making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word 당신 say
too many variables and equations
but I 사랑 it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as 당신 experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
당신 are 더 많이 careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
또는 make a fool of yourself
의해 making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3