Me and Penguin11 are in a little...argument. She think SHE belongs with Kowalski...but 당신 know. I don't think that's true! Kowalski belongs with Rico! We are each making 기사 on who we think should win for the pick we have up. Read both of ours, then go vote!
Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been 프렌즈 for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?
Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also, do 당신 see them when they played capture the flag together? They are the perfect team! They work so well together! They are the perfect duo!
Reason 3: They look so cute together! First of all, Rico is adorable, with his little mohawk, and his scar (yes, I find his scar really cute) and Kowalski is so handsome and cute too, so both of them together = cuteness to the max!
Reason 4: Rico won't kill 당신 if 당신 vote for him. He has many weapons and knows a lot of ways to kill someone. He could use a chainsaw, a knife, his BARE FLIPPERS. (XD)
Reason 5: "Opposites Attract." Kowalski is the brains. Rico is the brawns. Both are important. Mixed together? Even better! Rico could teach Kowalski to just turn off his brain once in a while and just let something EXPLODE. Kowalski could teach Rico how to calm down and be 더 많이 mellow.
Reason 6: Two words. KICO FICS. Have 당신 read them? They are extremeley good. They explain Kico relationships and just have some pretty darn cute fluff!
Reason 7: They need each other! They are part of a team, that works together. Did 당신 see Kowalskis reaction when he thought Rico was going to blow up? He was pretty sad!
Reason 8: It's just a funny couple! I mean, how they react with each other is just hilarious! I 사랑 it when Rico messes with Kowalski, it's so cute! :P
Reason 9: All the Kico moments in the show. Want some examples? Ok. One is in "The 매, 팔 콘 and the Snowjob" when Rico wiggles his eyebrows at Kowalski (After Skipper and Kitka did it, I might add. In a ROMANTIC way). Another is in "The Red Squirrel" when Private is accused of being the Red 다람쥐 의해 Buck Rockgut, they hugged each other!(Yes it might have been out of fear, but I wouldn't hug someone I didn't like them, no matter how scared I was!) Another moment was in "It's About Time" There was two actually. When Rico was helping Kowalski build the time machine, that was super cute! And then when they were stuck in the can, that could be considered Kico-ish. Also, I though it was funny when Rico saw the other kowalskis he was like "Woa!" And
then looked up and down their bodies (Yes, watch his eyes, its really cute :P)
Reason 10: Why do 당신 like Skilene? 또는 Pripper? The idea just fits to you. The appeal of both the charactors together.
Reason 11: Who wants to 사랑 a doll? I mean, first of all, she's creepy. Her 겨울왕국 creepy smile, it looks like she's going to kill 당신 in your sleep. And how can it 사랑 Rico back? It can't! That's the point! Sure, he can make little kissy noises, and brush her hair, but its not like she's going to do anything but just stay there.
Reason 12: Kowalski doesn't need a girl! He admits himself that he can't understand woman. Well , Rico isn't a woman! That's why it's so easy for them to be around each other! Kowalski can be himself around Rico, not worry 또는 anything like that, so why SHOULDN'T they be together? It's important in a relationship to be comfortable around 당신 partner.
Reason 13: There is nothing wrong with gays. I repeat, there is NOTHING wrong with gays! I don't know what the hell all those homophobes are talking about these days. It's all religion, religion, religion. Well, even if they DON'T have a religion, what's their reason? Do they think gayness is contagious? Why does it matter who 당신 love, wether they be male 또는 female? 사랑 is love. 당신 can't just MAKE yourself 사랑 someone else. 당신 can't just wake up one morning and say "Today I'm going to be gay" 또는 "Today I'm going to be straight" If you're a guy that likes guys, then that's what 당신 like! 당신 can hide it, but 당신 know 당신 still don't like girls, no matter how hard 당신 try. So why does society have to be so stupid?
Reasons 14-20 will be added later, I'm too tired right now. T_T
Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been 프렌즈 for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?
Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also, do 당신 see them when they played capture the flag together? They are the perfect team! They work so well together! They are the perfect duo!
Reason 3: They look so cute together! First of all, Rico is adorable, with his little mohawk, and his scar (yes, I find his scar really cute) and Kowalski is so handsome and cute too, so both of them together = cuteness to the max!
Reason 4: Rico won't kill 당신 if 당신 vote for him. He has many weapons and knows a lot of ways to kill someone. He could use a chainsaw, a knife, his BARE FLIPPERS. (XD)
Reason 5: "Opposites Attract." Kowalski is the brains. Rico is the brawns. Both are important. Mixed together? Even better! Rico could teach Kowalski to just turn off his brain once in a while and just let something EXPLODE. Kowalski could teach Rico how to calm down and be 더 많이 mellow.
Reason 6: Two words. KICO FICS. Have 당신 read them? They are extremeley good. They explain Kico relationships and just have some pretty darn cute fluff!
Reason 7: They need each other! They are part of a team, that works together. Did 당신 see Kowalskis reaction when he thought Rico was going to blow up? He was pretty sad!
Reason 8: It's just a funny couple! I mean, how they react with each other is just hilarious! I 사랑 it when Rico messes with Kowalski, it's so cute! :P
Reason 9: All the Kico moments in the show. Want some examples? Ok. One is in "The 매, 팔 콘 and the Snowjob" when Rico wiggles his eyebrows at Kowalski (After Skipper and Kitka did it, I might add. In a ROMANTIC way). Another is in "The Red Squirrel" when Private is accused of being the Red 다람쥐 의해 Buck Rockgut, they hugged each other!(Yes it might have been out of fear, but I wouldn't hug someone I didn't like them, no matter how scared I was!) Another moment was in "It's About Time" There was two actually. When Rico was helping Kowalski build the time machine, that was super cute! And then when they were stuck in the can, that could be considered Kico-ish. Also, I though it was funny when Rico saw the other kowalskis he was like "Woa!" And
then looked up and down their bodies (Yes, watch his eyes, its really cute :P)
Reason 10: Why do 당신 like Skilene? 또는 Pripper? The idea just fits to you. The appeal of both the charactors together.
Reason 11: Who wants to 사랑 a doll? I mean, first of all, she's creepy. Her 겨울왕국 creepy smile, it looks like she's going to kill 당신 in your sleep. And how can it 사랑 Rico back? It can't! That's the point! Sure, he can make little kissy noises, and brush her hair, but its not like she's going to do anything but just stay there.
Reason 12: Kowalski doesn't need a girl! He admits himself that he can't understand woman. Well , Rico isn't a woman! That's why it's so easy for them to be around each other! Kowalski can be himself around Rico, not worry 또는 anything like that, so why SHOULDN'T they be together? It's important in a relationship to be comfortable around 당신 partner.
Reason 13: There is nothing wrong with gays. I repeat, there is NOTHING wrong with gays! I don't know what the hell all those homophobes are talking about these days. It's all religion, religion, religion. Well, even if they DON'T have a religion, what's their reason? Do they think gayness is contagious? Why does it matter who 당신 love, wether they be male 또는 female? 사랑 is love. 당신 can't just MAKE yourself 사랑 someone else. 당신 can't just wake up one morning and say "Today I'm going to be gay" 또는 "Today I'm going to be straight" If you're a guy that likes guys, then that's what 당신 like! 당신 can hide it, but 당신 know 당신 still don't like girls, no matter how hard 당신 try. So why does society have to be so stupid?
Reasons 14-20 will be added later, I'm too tired right now. T_T
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a 기타 and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a 바닷가, 비치 sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would 사랑 me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did 당신 abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would 사랑 me,
If only she would 사랑 me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish 글쓰기 now, coz SOME 랜덤 FAG ON 팬팝 IS 읽기 MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
