Kowalski Rawks :) (luks cute in dis pic)
Skipper is talking to the penguins about a new escape route when skipper notices that kowalski is not paying attention. He just has a blank and depressed look on his face.
S: Kowalski, are 당신 alright buddy???
Kowalski doesn’t answer. A dreaded tear falls from his eye and kowalski wipes his cheek. He gets up quietly and goes to sleep.
S: What’s wrong with him???
R: Blahda gada heda blod shishda??? (meaning: what about that old dream machine he invented???)
P: Rico, your right!!! I’ll go get it!!!
Private gets a small tube and plugs one of the suction cups on his head. He gets the other suction cup and puts it in the tv. He switches the machine and the tv on. They can see Kowalski’s dream. They see Doris on the screen. As we should all know, Skipper mentions that Kowalski likes Doris in Gone in a Flash. Kowalski wanted to be with her. With gray-blue, purple eyed, honey-voiced, smarty-pants doris.
P: It’s…Doris :) He wants to be with Doris :) !!!!
S: Well let’s just get Doris to him!!!!
P: But Skipper do 당신 not understand???? He wants Doris to like him!!!!!
S: But Doris doesn’t like Kowalski, so how does that work???
P: Well my mommy told me that before I was born, my daddy was talking to her and suddenly she liked him. So maybe Kowalski can talk to Doris and get her to like him!!!! Plus Women are suckers for smart guys.
Skipper frowns.
S: Am I smart?
P: Sure :) Why?
S: Because If women are sucker for smart guys, then marlene might like me :)
Private and Rico stare at him weird.
S: Ummm… I mean, Great Idea, Private!!! Rico, wake Kowalski up!
R: (Begins to laugh like crazy) Blachhhhhh!!! (He vomits up a giant wooden mallot)
S: Rico!!!!
R: (He swallows the mallot) Blachhhh!!! (He vomits a mallot the size of a paper clip and is made out of plastic) Awwwww!!!!
He goes to Kowalski and begins to lighly hit him until he wakes up.
Kowalski poses for action.
S: Don’t worry my friend!!! We’ll get u a 날짜 with Doris!!!!
K: Huh????
S: Maybe 당신 need to hear it from someone else...Rico!!!
R: Blachhh!!!! (He vomits up Michael Jackson)
Michael Begins to sing Thriller.
S: I meant a guitar!!!
Rico swallos MJ and vomits a guitar.
Private grabs it and begins to sing.
P: Your havin da blues, nanahnanah, your going so sad, nanahnanah, so we’re going to help u win over doris’ heart, u’ve got to relax sugar blues :)
S: Oooooooooooooo!
K: Me and Doris? On a date???? IDK, she doesn’t like me, as 당신 said.
S: Right, but u can get her to like you!!! What would of manfreedy and johnson done???
K: I don’t know, I never met them!!!
S: IDK!!! Kowalski never says those words!!!
P: Well, no one really met them…
S: I guess…
P: Kowalski, just go talk to her 당신 tall, math geek romeo!
K: Hey!!!!
The penguins grab kowalski and push him into doris’s pool. He is drowning. Then he wakes up and sees her.
K: What is going on????
D: I might ask 당신 the same question???
K: Sorry, IDK wut happened.
D: Don’t worry about it, I can’t remember the last time I had 당신 visit :)
K: I just don’t know what to talk about when 당신 are here.
D: Well why not???
Marlene walks in without noticing kowalski.
M: Doris 당신 are not going to believe what just happened!!! Skipper smiled at me!! Oh with that charming smile of his :)
D: (*coughs)
Marlene looks down and Kowalski waves nearly bursting with laughter.
M: Oh…Hi Kowalski, 당신 know what I just said, yeah don’t worry about it…or don’t bother telling skipper :)
K: Who knew, 당신 like skipper :)
D: HEHEHE!
Marlene walks out, blushing.
D: Sorry about that..
K: So marlene likes skipper…
D: No, she LOVES skipper :)
Kowalski laughs and walks out. He sees marlene run back in so he hides behind doris’s door.
M: So what happened?
D: OMG!!! He totally smiled at me!!! I think maybe he even blushed!!! OMG Kowalski is so cute :)
Kowalski begins to walk away with a big grin on his face.
Heyllo, fanguins. Listen, I've been thinking a bit. I know a good amount of us have moved on beyond being fanguins (definitely have myself onto the 유튜브 fandom), yet we still haven't forgotten that being fanguins was our thing. I was thinking, if some are still able to on youtube, maybe we can all make our own fanguin related 비디오 to put in a big playlist to show that we are still here, maybe kinda like a digital time capsule sort of thing. Since the Penguinfest thing crumbled before it could even begin, this could be like a way for us to still reconnect. So, what do 당신 guys think if 당신 can make sense of it?
I went on amazon.com and found a Novelization of the movie to pre-order.
link
Here is the plot:
When Private gets kidnapped, it's up to the other penguins to save him from the dastardly Dr. Octavius Brine. But can Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico get him before Dr. Octavius Brine uses his "Medusa Serum" and steals the cuteness from all the penguins in the world?
And there 당신 go, the plot of the movie! I don't know when North Wind gets involved, though.
link
Here is the plot:
When Private gets kidnapped, it's up to the other penguins to save him from the dastardly Dr. Octavius Brine. But can Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico get him before Dr. Octavius Brine uses his "Medusa Serum" and steals the cuteness from all the penguins in the world?
And there 당신 go, the plot of the movie! I don't know when North Wind gets involved, though.
