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Note: This takes place during Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, after Chantal DuBois shoots Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, and Julien with the tranquilizers.
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“Sonya! I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear!” Julien called aimlessly as he stumbled about like a drunk. “Babe, your fishy kisses! Sonya, where are you? Sonya!”
He stumbled on his way through Central Park, calling for his love. A few children saw him and laughed as their mothers directed them away from the crazy animal.
“Sonya! Come here, 당신 fat, hairy beast!” he called at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his lungs. A few pigeons that were pecking the ground a few yards away took off. A bum that was sitting on a park bench watched the 여우 원숭이 stumbling 의해 with wide eyes and brow cocked. He closed an eye and looked down the opening of the bottle in his hand that was covered with a paper bag. Then he poured it out on the ground 다음 to him.
Julien looked around, occasionally turning a full threesixty like a ballerina, in 검색 for Sonya.
“Sonya!” he called again. “I’m sorry for the words I threw up at you!”
He came to a sidewalk and narrowed his eyes as he tried to make something out across the street. He perked up as he realized it was Sonya—or at least what his delusional mind thought was Sonya.
“Sonya!” he called as he stumbled out into the street, causing a few cars the screech to a halt, along with an angry sounding of horns. Julien ignored them as he crossed the 거리 to where a 텔레비전 store was. There were televisions displayed in the window, all playing the same program. At the moment, it was an advertisement for Circus Zaragoza and showing footage from their performance in Rome, now showing Sonya riding on her motorcycle with Julien on her back. Julien didn’t seem to notice that detail.
“Sonya! What are 당신 doing, 당신 crazy bear! Get out of that box, right now!” he said tapping on the glass.
“Do 당신 hear me, Sonya!” Julien called pressing his face against the glass. “Sonya!” he called again in frustration. “Don’t ignore me, baby! Let me 사랑 you!”
The program went to commercial and Julien stared first in confusion, and then in annoyance. “Sonya! Come back!” he pounded on the glass a few times.
“Hey!” said a voice to his left. Julien turned to see an angry man with a broom.
“I don’t recall ordering housekeeping,” Julien said squinting his eyes in thought.
The man started swinging his 비, 빗자루 at him. “Go on! Get out of here!”
Julien stepped back, barely missing swings. “Hey! Watch where 당신 그네, 스윙 that thing!” he said stumbling backwards.
Then he saw a large eighteen-wheeler roll by. Its trailer had a large ad for Circus Zaragoza, and Sonya’s 사진 was on the back end.
“Sonya!” Julien cried stumbling after the truck. “Sonya, come back! When did 당신 get so fast? Sonya!” he called.
After running for a few 분 in the direction the truck had gone, he became out of breath and braced himself against a tree. He’d managed to make it around to the west side of the park, a half-circle from where he’d began. He sat down with a sad sigh and looked at a 메뚜기 a few inches away.
“Have 당신 ever loved someone so much it hurts 더 많이 than constipation?” he asked. The 메뚜기 chirped. “Yeah,” Julien agreed. “I am thinking my 심장 has 사랑 constipation.”
The 메뚜기 chirped again and then hopped away.
“Hey, where are 당신 going?” Julien called after. “I was—” He stopped short when he saw the circus tent at the end of the park. He perked up and started stumbling forward. “Sonya! I am coming, my love!”
He reached the circus tent and looked around, calling for Sonya. He ran into a post and courteously tipped his crown. “Excuse me,” he said as he continued on his way. Finally, he spotted her and ran forward, tossing his crown to the side.
“Sonya, baby! I don’t want to be king anymore!” he said graveling at her feet. Everyone watched in silent surprise. “I was so hung up on who I was, and who 당신 was, what 당신 빙어, 빙 어 like, when all that really matters is what we smell like together,” he said climbing up onto her belly and holding her face. The other circus 동물 exchanged looks.
“Oh, baby! Forgive me!” he said before Sonya popped his head into her mouth. Skipper pulled him out a 초 later, demanding to know where he got the dart that was in his tail. “I got it from the zoo!” he answered. Skipper shoved him back into Sonya’s mouth.
Julien heard muffled voices, but he couldn’t make out what they were saying. Not that he cared.
He had his stinky 곰 back.
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Note: I’m not entirely sure how my weird mind came up with some of those lines, but I hope 당신 enjoyed nonetheless.
Note: This takes place during Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, after Chantal DuBois shoots Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria, and Julien with the tranquilizers.
— § —
“Sonya! I miss you, baby! I miss my stinky bear!” Julien called aimlessly as he stumbled about like a drunk. “Babe, your fishy kisses! Sonya, where are you? Sonya!”
He stumbled on his way through Central Park, calling for his love. A few children saw him and laughed as their mothers directed them away from the crazy animal.
“Sonya! Come here, 당신 fat, hairy beast!” he called at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his lungs. A few pigeons that were pecking the ground a few yards away took off. A bum that was sitting on a park bench watched the 여우 원숭이 stumbling 의해 with wide eyes and brow cocked. He closed an eye and looked down the opening of the bottle in his hand that was covered with a paper bag. Then he poured it out on the ground 다음 to him.
Julien looked around, occasionally turning a full threesixty like a ballerina, in 검색 for Sonya.
“Sonya!” he called again. “I’m sorry for the words I threw up at you!”
He came to a sidewalk and narrowed his eyes as he tried to make something out across the street. He perked up as he realized it was Sonya—or at least what his delusional mind thought was Sonya.
“Sonya!” he called as he stumbled out into the street, causing a few cars the screech to a halt, along with an angry sounding of horns. Julien ignored them as he crossed the 거리 to where a 텔레비전 store was. There were televisions displayed in the window, all playing the same program. At the moment, it was an advertisement for Circus Zaragoza and showing footage from their performance in Rome, now showing Sonya riding on her motorcycle with Julien on her back. Julien didn’t seem to notice that detail.
“Sonya! What are 당신 doing, 당신 crazy bear! Get out of that box, right now!” he said tapping on the glass.
“Do 당신 hear me, Sonya!” Julien called pressing his face against the glass. “Sonya!” he called again in frustration. “Don’t ignore me, baby! Let me 사랑 you!”
The program went to commercial and Julien stared first in confusion, and then in annoyance. “Sonya! Come back!” he pounded on the glass a few times.
“Hey!” said a voice to his left. Julien turned to see an angry man with a broom.
“I don’t recall ordering housekeeping,” Julien said squinting his eyes in thought.
The man started swinging his 비, 빗자루 at him. “Go on! Get out of here!”
Julien stepped back, barely missing swings. “Hey! Watch where 당신 그네, 스윙 that thing!” he said stumbling backwards.
Then he saw a large eighteen-wheeler roll by. Its trailer had a large ad for Circus Zaragoza, and Sonya’s 사진 was on the back end.
“Sonya!” Julien cried stumbling after the truck. “Sonya, come back! When did 당신 get so fast? Sonya!” he called.
After running for a few 분 in the direction the truck had gone, he became out of breath and braced himself against a tree. He’d managed to make it around to the west side of the park, a half-circle from where he’d began. He sat down with a sad sigh and looked at a 메뚜기 a few inches away.
“Have 당신 ever loved someone so much it hurts 더 많이 than constipation?” he asked. The 메뚜기 chirped. “Yeah,” Julien agreed. “I am thinking my 심장 has 사랑 constipation.”
The 메뚜기 chirped again and then hopped away.
“Hey, where are 당신 going?” Julien called after. “I was—” He stopped short when he saw the circus tent at the end of the park. He perked up and started stumbling forward. “Sonya! I am coming, my love!”
He reached the circus tent and looked around, calling for Sonya. He ran into a post and courteously tipped his crown. “Excuse me,” he said as he continued on his way. Finally, he spotted her and ran forward, tossing his crown to the side.
“Sonya, baby! I don’t want to be king anymore!” he said graveling at her feet. Everyone watched in silent surprise. “I was so hung up on who I was, and who 당신 was, what 당신 빙어, 빙 어 like, when all that really matters is what we smell like together,” he said climbing up onto her belly and holding her face. The other circus 동물 exchanged looks.
“Oh, baby! Forgive me!” he said before Sonya popped his head into her mouth. Skipper pulled him out a 초 later, demanding to know where he got the dart that was in his tail. “I got it from the zoo!” he answered. Skipper shoved him back into Sonya’s mouth.
Julien heard muffled voices, but he couldn’t make out what they were saying. Not that he cared.
He had his stinky 곰 back.
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Note: I’m not entirely sure how my weird mind came up with some of those lines, but I hope 당신 enjoyed nonetheless.
