*turns tape recorder on*
June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. 펭귄 habitat. My panic room. Happy now?
Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.
Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give 당신 all something to look 앞으로 to!
A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of 동물 called the North Wind (Their 모토 is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can 당신 believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.
In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!
Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian 곰 who hugged us to death half the time.
Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire 펭귄 species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, 당신 know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...
I'm getting off topic.
To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's 가장 좋아하는 snack 음식 :Cheesy Dibbles.
Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell 당신 about yet since those files haven't been declassified.
Until then; remember... 당신 didn't hear anything!
*shuts tape recorder off*
(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. 펭귄 habitat. My panic room. Happy now?
Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.
Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give 당신 all something to look 앞으로 to!
A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of 동물 called the North Wind (Their 모토 is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can 당신 believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.
In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!
Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian 곰 who hugged us to death half the time.
Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire 펭귄 species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, 당신 know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...
I'm getting off topic.
To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's 가장 좋아하는 snack 음식 :Cheesy Dibbles.
Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell 당신 about yet since those files haven't been declassified.
Until then; remember... 당신 didn't hear anything!
*shuts tape recorder off*
(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of 당신 guys feel discriminated against, and that 당신 believe we fangirls want 당신 permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank 당신 all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~
The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien said as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But 당신 don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take 당신 on in a race ringtail. And I can tell 당신 that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did 당신 say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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