마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Surviving high school...chapter 2

posted by spmana123

It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of 동물 eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that 펭귄 who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all 의해 himself....he opened up his Baggie of 물고기 and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young 펭귄 came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do 당신 want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up worried...but said yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...

???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...

Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...

Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to 당신 this morning with that jock...

Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....

Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....

Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..

Private:"freshy"...?

Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...

Skipper: 당신 have the 인기 kids....Rico's one of them.....and 당신 have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped 당신 out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....

Suddenly...a 여우 came up and sat 다음 to the two...

???: 저기요 skipper...how's it going?

Skipper: 저기요 Marcus....I'm showing the ropes of High school....

Private looked at Marcus confused...

Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....

Private:oh...hello...

The 벨 suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the 다음 class...

Private:thank 당신 Marcus and skipper....for showing me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....

Skipper:no problem!

Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the 다음 class...

Meanwhile......

Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor 펭귄 into something are 당신 skipper...?

Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN 년 here....

Marcus:"sigh" why do 당신 have to be so mean to all the new kids...?

Skipper:because....I 사랑 Doing it that's why!

Marcus:"sigh"

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펭귄 Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't 로스트 my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! 당신 just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs 의해 still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I said not to ACTUALLY put 캔디 coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are 당신 doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't 당신 be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do 당신 know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little 조랑말 and Lunicorns Are Made 의해 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 의해 Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 또는 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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펭귄 Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do 당신 see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And 당신 can be my friend! Oh! And 당신 can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to 여우 원숭이 habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes 당신 look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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펭귄 Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 당신 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 의해 golly 당신 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 키싱 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 당신 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 당신 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 의해 golly 당신 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your 펭귄 Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm 글쓰기 this so 당신 can find out wich 펭귄 당신 are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your 가장 좋아하는 way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes 당신 sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your 가장 좋아하는 subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a 땅콩 버터 winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a 까마귀 showted, as manny badgers and 동물 ran against Mr. Linert and his 퍼핀, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried 늑대 Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do 당신 think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell 당신 that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if 당신 go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If 당신 don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, 또는 something like that, but I've changed it's 제목 becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone 의해 sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would 검색 for clues the 다음 morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The 수달, 오 터 (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The 수달, 오 터 (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One 일 in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a 펭귄 documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do 당신 need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't 당신 remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My 기타 (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm 글쓰기 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are 당신 doing here?"
   "Well, 당신 seem a bit down in the dumps 더 많이 than usual." Private replied. Julien responded 의해 laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few 더 많이 animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed 의해 his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the 여우 원숭이 king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are 당신 guys 연기 so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally show up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop 당신 and send 당신 back to your gloomy Virtual World, where 당신 came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

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Little Sister Chapter 3

posted by Kowalski355

Chapter 3.

Little Sister

Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They said they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

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Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.

Ally: *goes into 여우 원숭이 habitat* Mort? 당신 here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need 당신 to tell...

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A Week In Death Chapter 2: Tragedy.

posted by 67Dodge

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," said Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get 물고기 today," said Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 분 tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...