마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Classic Songs Converted into POM

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posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if 당신 like it!

런던 Bridge

펭귄 bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
펭귄 bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an 애로우 with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!

Jingle Bells

Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!

27Kowalski, egel_0507 and 3 others like this

queenpalm Oh my goodness! So funny! My favorite would have to be Jingle Bomb! 8-)

pomfan2 So clever and hilarious !!! Love it :D

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Flying Kowalski :D

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Kowalski

added by Cowtails

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Kowalski

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Hans

added by Cowtails

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Ready To Fight

added by SlyCooper18

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Evil Skippy Pictures :O

added by Kaiume

Source: ME :3 S2E12

I 사랑 this Penguins!!!!!!

added by PenguinStyle

I Work Alone (7. Little Brother)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: And here's the 다음 chapter. I also want to thank SaturdaySurpris for reviewing. Enjoy!

Private and I walked back to the zoo. “So,” asked Private, “how was it?”

I grinned at him. “Amazingly delicious.”

He beamed. “See, everybody likes snow cones.”

I laughed. “You were right, Private. Race 당신 back to the zoo.”

I took off sliding. He ran a little before launching himself. “Not fair!” yelled Private. “You got a head start!”

We arrived, laughing, at the 펭귄 habitat. “Uh oh,” said Private, sliding to a stop.

I followed his glance to see a very...

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The 사과, 애플

posted by Aquade

“What is it, Kowalski?”
“According to my calculations,” said Kowalski, scribbling something down on his clipboard, “it is an apple.”
“Right.”
Skipper thought for a while. “Hah!” he laughed. “You won’t get us that easily, 당신 evil witch!”
“Um, Skipper?” asked Private.
Skipper looked at the youngest penguin. “What is it, Private?”
“If 당신 don’t mind me asking,” said Private. “Well I was wondering—”
“Spit it out, soldier.”
“Well, what does an evil witch have to do with the apple?”
Skipper shook his head. “Young Private, I see 당신 have forgotten...

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No Past, No Future : 매, 팔 콘 of Wedding

posted by FaerlixdaMeong

*WARNING : BASED ON REAL STORY, 당신 MAY LOOK FOR THE ACTUAL STORY*

Transmission #44-21-2. Designate : IPI
Penguin Habitat,Central Park Zoo
1832 hours, July 13, 2009. New York City
Maj. Skipper

It had been few years (yea… 10 years???), we started to remember what we should forget... and we started to forget... what we should remember. Aagghh, Master Bean… who’s cares about the past? I had found my 사랑 with an… super-duper amazing super woman ... her shiny wings just like an bright fokker plane... her beak just like Spanish Tercio Halberd... her feather was as soft as Gloomy Sunday music...

The chamber of death...chapter 3..

posted by spmana123

Skipper was getting angrier and angrier in that cage as the man smiled at him with kowlaksi and Private inside the cage as well...where was Rico? And why was there blood all splattered all over the mans shirt?

Skipper:WHERE IS HE 당신 MONSTER!!! IF 당신 HURTED HIM I SWEAR IM GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR NECK!!!!

Man:heheheh....I'll get him for u....

The man walked three the door again and brought out Rico....he was crying and shaking alot....there was dried blood all over him....but the worst was that there was a huge line of stitches going down his stomach...

Man:I having very good fun with him....I...

Black and White Run (variation of "Runaway Love")

posted by mostar1219

V1. Young Private has a 심장 of gold,
Trying to find out why the world's so cold.
Why both his folks are who knows where
Even Uncle Nigel was barely even there
Helping others was his goal to achieve
To all the other birds, he seems naïve
Using rainbows to wipe away tears
In order to hopefully sugarcoat fear.
Accused of being weak, he is told to get strong,
Even though he says fighting's just dead wrong.
People accuse him to possess stupidity
Forcing him to be internally snippity.
Private's now 겨울왕국 on a path on his own
Trying to separate hell and home
No other choice but to go and not pack
Finding out...

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the 펭귄 사랑 chronicles, part 1

posted by optionsguy

this is the story of the 펭귄 team and their 사랑 lives
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WARNING!!! EXTREME SKILENE, DORSKI, PICO (rico + his doll, miss perky) AND PRIVATE WITH SOME PIGEON
CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISIM WELCOME, INSULTS TO MY CHOICES IN PAIRINGS IS NOT, BOTTOM LINE, IF 당신 DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T READ THE STORY, DON'T 코멘트 IN INSULTS
THAT IS ALL
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it was a quiet 일 in the 펭귄 base, skipper and rico played cards, while private watched lunacorns happily,...

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, 당신 were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* 당신 guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals*...

Unexpected Events Chapter Three

posted by Cowtails

Sweet Pripper's POV

I panicked when I saw Cowtails, "OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE PASSED OUT!"

I suddenly heard Kowalski yell, "AHHH! KILLER!"

I stood there confused. All the penguins came over carefully.

"Where's Cowta-" Skipper stopped himself in mid sentence, "HOLY CRAP WHAT DID 당신 DO?!"

"I don't know, everything has been a blur!" I shouted.

Then I fell silent. Stupid savage side...

"Damnit. My savage side has struck." I muttered.

"Savage?" Kowalski repeated questionly.

"It's when I get mad. Then I end up trying to kill everyone." I said quietly.

Skipper looked at Cowtails, "Not sure what...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 12

posted by sarah12499

As Skipper was flying past the park he saw Kowalski's plane parked at the lake. "What is he doing?" Skipper flew down. Kowalski wasn't in his plane 또는 의해 the tree's. Skipper searched everywhere for him but he was gone without a trace "Where could he be? He wasn't attacked there's no signs of a fight, and his plane is in better condition than when he left." Skipper looked in the 트렁크 of the plane and there Kowalski was sleeping. Skipper slapped him, hard. Kowalski woke instantly and held his face "OW! What the heck Skipper! Wait.....Skipper, what are 당신 doing here?" Skipper shook his head...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 11

posted by sarah12499

"No....this CAN'T be happening!" Skipper yelled in rage. Private and Rico ran over to him to calm him down. Private sat Skipper down at the 표, 테이블 "Skipper, yelling won't bring Kowalski back, we have to go after him." Keira stepped 앞으로 "Are 당신 crazy?!?" Skipper stood up "It's your fault any of this happened, so why don't 당신 keep your mouth shut!" Keira jumped back " 당신 don't know what he's capable of doing!" Skipper walked over to her "Then your going to tell us exactly what we're up against."
Keira stepped back "I'm still loyal to my master. Just because I help 당신 once doesn't mean...

사랑 hurts: chapter 8

posted by spmana123

It was Morning, and skipper and Marlene had awoken. It was pretty early, I guess with the descion they were about to make wouldn't let then sleep. Skipper and Marlene went over to skippers place and discussed what to do for Rico....

Kowlalski: why can't 당신 see he's in pain!!!

Kowlalski banged the 표, 테이블 in anger at skipper.

Skipper: I can't do that!! I do realize he's in pain! But he's stronger than any of us! I know he'll make it threw!

Marlene: yea! Skippers right!

Kowalski: oh shut up Marlene!! It's your fault this while thing started!!

Marlene and everyone else went quiet as Kowalski raised his...

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A 펭귄 comedy^_^:chapter 2

posted by spmana123

Everyone was excited that they were doing something entertaining, skipper wouldn't stop talking about going to see the movie if he won, and Kat and Michelle wouldn't talk to each other, for they had a rival match going on.

Mitchell's: u might as well give up, because I'm gonna win and take Rico!

Kat: not if I win first!

Michelle and Kat continued to fight, then Phil walked in, and everyone went quiet.

Phil: alright! For the first round, we will do a 사랑 story play about a soldier who's going to the war, and his girlfriend doesn't want him to go.... I will pick the people to do this.

They all stood...

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사랑 hurts: chapter 4

posted by spmana123

The 다음 day, skipper came and knocked on Marlene's door, to ask what happened to Rico.

Marlene: yes, oh hello skipper, what brings u here?

Skipper: have u seen Rico, he didn't come 집 last night?

Marlene: no, he didn't come here last night.

Skipper: well why didn't u come over and see if he was coming then?

Marlene: well....do u want to come in skipper?

Skipper: what?? Don't u care where Rico is?

Marlene: I do, but....u can still come in right and talk right?

Skipper: what?! He's ur boyfriend, shouldn't u care were he is?!

Marlene finally couldn't hold it In anymore and told skipper everything.

Marlene:...