Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best 팬케이크 with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with 당신 men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the 사랑 of crud. We are going to 타코 Gringo.
So after much 토론 the four penguins decide to go to the old 타코 joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. 당신 never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison 또는 a tourist trap, 또는 even 일 old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything 당신 can think of with an added 타코 on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce 타코 with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if 당신 are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river 뗏목 타코 and orders the basic 부리 토, 버 리 토 mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart 타코 meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror 타코 in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell 타코 the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest 타코 I have ever seen. Ewww...
The 타코 is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest 타코 I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark 피아노 음악 starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)
