Antarctica
Skipper: *looks at other penguins*
Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*
*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*
Skipper: "What do 당신 boys make of this?"
Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."
Rico: "Uh-huh."
Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"
Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Skipper: "No kaboom."
Rico: "Awww."
Kowalski: "What should we do?"
Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."
Kowalski/Rico: "What?"
Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth this time."
Kowalski: *sigh* "Fine. Even though we may be falling into another trap...Never swim alone, right?"
Rico: "Swim!"
Skipper: "Exactamundo Rico!"
*penguins separate & turn to look at Private*
Private: "I heard every word of that."
Skipper: "Oh, I--"
Private: "It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not leading 당신 into a trap this time. I really mean it."
Skipper: "So...What exactly are we going to do?"
Private: "I have a plan. But you're gonna have to trust me if it's gonna work."
Underground Lair
Private: *walks in with other penguins being guided in 의해 minions*
Blowhole: "Excellent work, Private."
Skipper: "YOU TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR YOUR LIES!"
Private: "Sorry Skipper. Maybe one 일 you'll understand."
*Kowalski & Rico are tied up & guarded in a corner...Skipper is tied up in a chair in the middle of the room*
Private: "Alright I held up my end of the deal, no 당신 yours."
Blowhole: "Alright, fine. Let her go!"
*cage is lowered to the floor & unlocked*
Susan: "Oh Private! I've missed 당신 so much!" *runs to him*
*Private & Susan embrace*
Blowhole: "OK, as much as I would love to watch this touching reunion...I have better things to do."
*Private & Susan leave*
Kowalski/Rico: *gives Private a scowling look as he leaves*
Blowhole: "Now on to 더 많이 important things."
Skipper: "OK, 당신 have me 당신 one-eyed freak. So what do 당신 want me for?"
To Be Continued...
Skipper: *looks at other penguins*
Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*
*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*
Skipper: "What do 당신 boys make of this?"
Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."
Rico: "Uh-huh."
Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"
Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"
Rico: "Kaboom?"
Skipper: "No kaboom."
Rico: "Awww."
Kowalski: "What should we do?"
Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."
Kowalski/Rico: "What?"
Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth this time."
Kowalski: *sigh* "Fine. Even though we may be falling into another trap...Never swim alone, right?"
Rico: "Swim!"
Skipper: "Exactamundo Rico!"
*penguins separate & turn to look at Private*
Private: "I heard every word of that."
Skipper: "Oh, I--"
Private: "It's fine. Don't worry about it. I'm not leading 당신 into a trap this time. I really mean it."
Skipper: "So...What exactly are we going to do?"
Private: "I have a plan. But you're gonna have to trust me if it's gonna work."
Underground Lair
Private: *walks in with other penguins being guided in 의해 minions*
Blowhole: "Excellent work, Private."
Skipper: "YOU TRADER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR YOUR LIES!"
Private: "Sorry Skipper. Maybe one 일 you'll understand."
*Kowalski & Rico are tied up & guarded in a corner...Skipper is tied up in a chair in the middle of the room*
Private: "Alright I held up my end of the deal, no 당신 yours."
Blowhole: "Alright, fine. Let her go!"
*cage is lowered to the floor & unlocked*
Susan: "Oh Private! I've missed 당신 so much!" *runs to him*
*Private & Susan embrace*
Blowhole: "OK, as much as I would love to watch this touching reunion...I have better things to do."
*Private & Susan leave*
Kowalski/Rico: *gives Private a scowling look as he leaves*
Blowhole: "Now on to 더 많이 important things."
Skipper: "OK, 당신 have me 당신 one-eyed freak. So what do 당신 want me for?"
To Be Continued...
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little 조랑말 and Lunicorns Are Made 의해 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 의해 Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 또는 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little 조랑말 and Lunicorns Are Made 의해 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 의해 Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 또는 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: 저기요 Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny Show it's The Late Late Show with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do 당신 Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: 저기요 Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can 당신 Do Something For me?
*The 다음 Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having 당신 Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently 당신 Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: 저기요 Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny Show it's The Late Late Show with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do 당신 Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: 저기요 Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can 당신 Do Something For me?
*The 다음 Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having 당신 Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently 당신 Are.
*The End!*