마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: 펭귄 Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries)

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펭귄 Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries)

posted by peacebaby7

Chase Scene: Take 1

Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
...
Keep dancing!"

Maurice: "But there's no music!"

Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"

Julien: "Come back 당신 음악 hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"

*--trip*

Chase Scene: Take 2

Julien: "Come back 당신 음악 hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"

Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*

*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a 초 battery*

2 분 later...

Skipper: "Ha, 로스트 him."

Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are 당신 okay?"

Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."

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JediPenguin16 XD These are funny. Good job!

peacebaby7 Thx!

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I Talked To A 망고 and It Talked Back

posted by EppofangirlXD

I Talked To A 망고 and It Talked Back

By EppogirlXD

Kowalski was working in his lab like a crazed maniac. Papers flew everywhere, and tools were laying around messily. Five months and no new invention! I mean, c’mon, FIVE months: capitalized, Italic, underlined and bold! FIVE months when the universe had been against him! Kowalski was totally stressed out to the extreme. His experiments were backfiring, and inventions were not appearing on his desk.

Annoyingly, whenever he started to get to work on a new invention these past FIVE months, he would work on the invention a little, realize a mistake,...

Doris comes to visit!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper and Kowalski make it to Doris's habitat right before Rico and Lilly left. Doris actually had something to say to Kowalski, so he stayed behind. "Hi Kowalski." Doris said in a sweet voice. Kowalski couldn't believe the girl of his dreams was talking to him,so he stayed quiet. " Well, I just wanted to say that im sorry how I treated 당신 yesterday. I really didn't know how much 당신 liked me until Lilly told me. 당신 really are sweet." Doris gave Kowalski a tender 키스 on the beak!( sorry mrs.kowalski!) He suprisingly didn't faint....."THUMP"......Nope....he just did. Dorris giggled to herself...

A 크리스마스 Surprise: Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

A 크리스마스 Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the 수달, 오 터 habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are 당신 cleaning? 크리스마스 isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with 당신 back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

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Doris comes to vist!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

The 다음 day, all the 동물 are in the Zoovineir shop, awaiting their visiting friend. Kowalski is standing in the back of the 샵 with the charmilians freaking out! " When is she coming when is she coming!!!" He yell's feeling very nerveous! " I see the truck!" Mason reports. All the 동물 cheered and the penguins put on their disguise. " I have a transferr here from the Hoboken Zoo." " THANK-YOU-MY-GOOD-SIR." Stated Kowalski,s device as he typen in the words. They unloaded the heavy glass box and the trucker drove off. " Doris?" Skipper asked. " It's okay, the humans are gone. Doris...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 7

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly jumps at Officer X and does a combination of moves that Skipper and the boys have never seen before. This makes Officer X go down like the Titanic. He put on a gas mask and sprays the black gas randomly into the air fogging the whole area. Lilly can hold her breath for 15 분 underwater. How hard could it be on land? She pounced on X's head and used her beak to stab into his bald, bald, head. "AHHH!!!!" He cried in seiring pain. He grabs Lilly and throws her forcefully onto the floor! " Ooooo!Thats gotta hurt!" Cried Julien as he clenched his side. The impact of Lilly hitting the...

Amusement park PANIC!-Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Everyone is sreaming and having an awsome time. Lilly grabs to Skippers Flipper without noticing and he begins to blush lightly. Kowalski is about to puke and Private is crying like a baby! What could possibly go wrong? Well, i'll tell you! The ride suddenly comes to a complete stop. " AHHH!!!!"Screams Lilly at the 상단, 맨 위로 of her girly 펭귄 lungs. She realizes that shes hugging Skipper's flipper sooo tight, it turned blue. " Excuse me sir...." Lilly says embaressed. They look up and see Officer X standing at the back of the ride. " Well, well,well. If it isn't my old flightless little nemiseis."...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Everyone packed their bags excitedly but Private (as skeptic and naive as he is) asked " Skippa. How are we going to go to Universal without the humans Knowing?" "Private." said Skipper bluntly. " Turn on the news." Private turned on the t.v. and put on the Chuck Charles news report. " We are on location at Universal Studios Florida with breaking news. Yhere has been a malfunction eith all the parks rides, and the parks will be closed until furthur notice." Private turned off the t.v. as Skipper gave Kowalski a hi-5! " Never underestimate the power of SCIENCE, BABY!" Kowalski exclaimed! " Kowalski...

Lilly! Don't go!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

The boys glared angrily at Skipper as Lilly's helicopter flew away. " How could 당신 Skipper!" Cried Kowalski. " Did 당신 forget the 펭귄 crito!? Never Swim Alone. Well Lilly's swiming in a stinking 상어 TANK!!" Yelled Private. " Marhabingooloinf!!" Grumbled Rico angrily as he got up in Skipper's face. ( What have I done?) thought Skipper ( I should have helped her when I had the chance.)
-------......---------.....---------......
Lilly looked out the window of the helicopter and began to sob. She was no longer in America, let alone New York. No sir, she was in her homeland. Antarctica. Outside...

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Secret admirer- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

"Huh what do 당신 mean?" Asked Maurice in shock. " The 사랑 letter." Lilly replied with again, a seductive tone in her voice. Maurice couldn't stop staring into her big, beautiful, baby-blue eyes. Just as he began to walk twoard her, Skipper and Rico jumped in front of him and grabed Lilly. " Thanks Maurice." said Skipper greatfully. " I thought she left the zoo. Oh, and 당신 didn't seee annything..." The penguins then jumped out of sight. "How did she know...... " Maurice said as he went back to his king. "LET ME OUT!!!" Lilly yelled as she banged on the cage with a newly installed security...

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Secret admirer- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Spring has sprung in the Central Park Zoo and it has already brought out some uhhh.... hormonal changes in the very few females of the zoo. Every year, aroud this time, the boys must keep Lilly locked in a cage until her hormones can settle down. The springs back in Antarctica were much 더 많이 different than the ones in America. All of the females stood on one half of the land, and all the males on the other. Why, 당신 may ask? Well, that is because the males feared the females in spring time. They went on a love-sick rampage and did not cease until they found a mate. Lilly was the same, and for...

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How to Drive POM EDITION!!!!!!

posted by fun123fun

HI THERE!!!!! this story will teach 당신 how to drive if yor 16 또는 not. If your a human 또는 not but if your a snake

skipper: 또는 A SPY! 또는 DR.BLOWHOLE!

just stop 읽기 당신 got no hands/flippers/paws/ext.
Skipper: becuse we dont want you!
me: SHUSSHH 당신 GET YOUR TURN SKIPPER!
now where were i? oh yeah!
But im not genna teach you! The penguins will! now lets start the lesson!

CHAPTER 1:THE LOOKS

private: when 당신 drive 당신 need to look good
like sun glasses! I perfer purple galsses!
skipper: purple?! no purple! i dont like purple nor 담홍색, 핑크 there too girly.
private:like i was saying its all about the...

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My Brainiac

posted by jackandjill2

yeah... for Creative Writing, I had to write a 사랑 poem. I don't like anybody in that way (right now, at least) so I ended up 글쓰기 mine about Kowalski. It's a free-verse poem, so it doesn't rhyme, but... yeah.

When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word 당신 say
too many variables and equations
but I 사랑 it anyway

Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as 당신 experiment
with dangerous chemicals

In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
당신 are 더 많이 careful when I'm around

don't want to hurt me
또는 make a fool of yourself
의해 making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me

<3

lions,and tigers, AND PENGUINS?! chapter 2: the arrival

posted by fun123fun

It was early in the moring like about 8:00 am the penguins were reddy for a fight with the big tiger. Marlene was setting up party stuff in his habitat.

"skippa this time plese dont call the gier a spy" priavte said
"i never did!" skipper moaned
"uh yeah like when bradon the 수달, 오 터 came, and when all those other penguins came in all the other fanfictions!"private said
"you guys acutly read thoses?"kowlski asked
"yeah we have 팬 that are relly good writers 당신 should read one!" private said
"oh well then"kowlski answerd
"and private bradon IS A SPY!"skippr yelled
"SEE 당신 STLL THINK HE IS A SPY!"
"HE...

A semi - brief 미리 보기 / introduction to Battle of the Boroughs

posted by beastialmoon

This is basically the background of how the animal’s secret government is set up. The actual story doesn’t start until the 다음 chapter. Brief summary of each OC is included. (Skilene and Private/OC pairings)

There are Five Boroughs, as everyone is well aware, that coexist in New York. The Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens, and Staten Island. In each Borough, there exists a single zoo. Five boroughs, five zoos. The head of the boroughs, 또는 “General” lives in the Staten Island borough. There is a higher authority than him, however. The court Mariners of Philadelphia decide what is fair...

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The New Recruit: Part 8

posted by TeamPeeta649

Before the penguins can do anything to help Tara, Alice is already out of the habitat and putting Tara in a box.

Kowalski:"We have to save her!"

They speed out of the habitat and follow Alice. They watch as she sets Tara's box on the back of a 로딩 truck and then walks away. Skipper gives the signal and they hurry over to the truck. They jump up 다음 to the box when Skipper signals for them to stop. He leans in close to the box and listens. He can hear whispering. He reconizes Tara's voice.

Tara:"Agent 9 get me out of here. Forget the mission! I know what Agent 5 said and I don't care! I told...

Immunity Enhancement chapter 4

posted by beastialmoon

Friday came.

It was time for their date. Kam was getting ready in Marlene's habitat, 또는 at least that's what she kept reminding herself. Being constantly pricked and poked seemed like a lot to go through just to get ready. Then she got out the big guns.

Beakstick.

"No! There is no way 당신 are putting that on me!" Kam jumped up

"Come on, Kam!"

"No! I let 당신 poke me, shine my feathers, silk my beak, and who knows what else! This draws the line!"

Suddenly a knock came at Marlene's habitat entrance. Kam let out a tiny yelp of fear. Marlene laughed.

"I'm scared." Kam whispered.

"It's perfectly normal....

Immunity Enhancement chapter 2

posted by beastialmoon

The penguins are all practicing their moves on 상단, 맨 위로 of the ice floe. Marlene wakes up and notices something different about the penguins. Kowalski's missing, but there are still four penguins. So who's the new girl?

She decides to check it out. She walked into their habitat.

"Hey, guys!" she announced.

"Hello, Marlene." said Private. Marlene walked right up to the girl penguin.

"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself right, my name is Marlene. Welcome to the zoo."

"Um… thanks. I think." the girl 펭귄 replied

"I live in the habitat right across. So if 당신 ever need some girl time, let me know."...

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Immunity Enhancement

posted by beastialmoon

This is my Kico story. First five chapters are already on FFN. Enjoy, and review in the comments!

Kowalski lifted the Beaker. So far, all seemed calm. He slowly tipped the beaker. So slowly, in fact, that only a single drop came out. It fell into the bronze liquid below. Smoke, the proof of the mixing of the chemicals, arose. The mixture turned a blood red colour.

It was ready. The ultimate cure to diseases – Immunity Enhancer 2.0. The 2.0 just made it sound cool. Which it was. This could help AIDS victims and Cancer Patients everywhere! He let it sit.

Skipper came in the room. "Kowalski, you're...

She's Got 당신 High - Part 6: 일 Off

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDL's note: I took a few movie references and threw them in here. You'll probably not reconize them, though, since they're in my own words.

Kowalski woke up Saturday morning, excited for today's plans. The 사랑 drinks were in the refridgerator, with paper taped to them with "do not touch" sloppily written across them.

Another reason why he was happy was because Skipper didn't wake him up. Usually that early bird will drag them out of 침대 at 5:00 AM. But because of the day's arrangements, Skipper let the team sleep in.

He was going to head over to Marlene's place and show her ways to keep spies...

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Skipper's Family Here! chapter 5

posted by Sandrei

Here comes the last chapter:)

CHAPTER 5: Family and Friends

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Auriga spotted Private sitting in the corner, his cute, childish face sad and resigned.
“What is it honey? 당신 can’t fall asleep?” asked the Mother Penguin, sitting beside Private and patting him gently on the head.
“I barely ever used to have sleeping disturbances up until now” confessed Private, rubbing his left eye dreamily.
“There, there.. it happens sometimes.. there was a time, when Terry and Skipper couldn’t fell asleep for hours for some unknown reasons.. they were 아기 back then. I used to sit right beside them...