마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Heat Battle Pt.2

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posted by JayJay12

Still at Marlene's habitat...
Private:Mostly,I think Kowalski and Skipper have it for Cream *lays down*
Skipper and Kowalski:Are 당신 serious?!
Rico:...Yes
Private:And it's the truth
Skipper and Kowalski:Oh yeah
Marlene:Do 당신 guys 사랑 her THAT much?
Skipper:Yeah
Private:We should get going
Marlene:Alright.See 당신 guys later!
Somewhere far off New York...
Dr.Blowhole:We need a plan to finally destroy those pen-guu-ins!!!
게, 크랩 Asssistant:Umm...and what about Cream?
Dr.Blowhole:I'll think of something *laughs evil*
게, 크랩 Assistant: *gulps*
At the penguin's HQ...
Private:This is getting boring,guys.Really.
Kowalski:But there is nothing to do because Cream isn't with us
Skipper:Oh,grow up,Kowalski!If you're bored,think
of Doris the Dolphin
Kowalski:Be qui-*starts to cry*-Oh,Doris!!!
Private:This is sad.Not really.
Rico:Ugggh!!! *coughs up flame-thrower*
Skipper:Don't bourn him,Rico
Rico:Aww,man *puts away weapon*
*Julien walks into HQ*
King Julien:Hello,idiots *waves hello*
Rico:Uggggh!!!*Rico takes out an Acid-Gun*
King Julien:AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Skipper:Rico!That;s the way u-huh,u-huh,I like it!
Private:Skipper!!!
Skipper:Sorry!
*Julien loses his fur*
All penguins:HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Mort:Aaaaa!KIng Julien losts his fur!!!
Kowalski:Bummer.
*Julien and Mort leave the HQ*
Skipper:How did Mort get in here?
Private:Beats me
Kowalski:I'm not sure
Rico:...I ate him
Skipper:How did 당신 eat him?!
Private:He just ate Mort for no reason
Rico:I'm morry,Kipper
Cream:I'm back!!!
Kowalski:Oh,goood!
Skipper:*rolls eyes*
Private:At least your back,Cream!*Private drops a ramdom sausage*Awwwww,man!My sausage fell!
Rico:Libby's my girl
Private:Who's Libby?
Rico:My sausage *grabs a 랜덤 sausage*
Cream:Okay,that's weird
Skipper:Yeahhh...*acts lovey-dovey*
Kowalski:*whispers*Cream is cute
Skipper and Kowalski:*acts lovey-dovey*

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JayJay12 I finally got Pt.2 done! Now for Pt.3

SkippX101 Nice! Its cute!

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 초 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The 펭귄 laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 당신 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 물고기 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 물고기 that a 랍스터 left 다음 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 물고기 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico said sadly. “Then what are 당신 waiting for? All 당신 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 당신 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 당신 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 당신 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 당신 are not sentient. 당신 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 당신 just said that 당신 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 당신 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 또는 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 당신 define yourself? Are 당신 yourself because of your actions, 또는 are your actions based on who 당신 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 당신 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 저기요 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are 당신 hitting yourself?

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 당신 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You said so at the meeting! 당신 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 당신 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 당신 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 음악 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 음악 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 당신 all?"

Private:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I said in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 당신 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 디자인 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 당신 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 당신 have any other 질문 당신 can ask me in the comments.)...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Five - The Journey Begins

posted by KowalskiRocks

Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 이전 일 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue said location. She looked at the clock on the 벽 다음 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 시간 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 6

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 당신 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 당신 who tranquilized 당신 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 안전한, 안전 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 프렌즈 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the 다음 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 당신 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 침대 and walked into the 다음 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 다음 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene 팬 당신 will 사랑 her!) And i 사랑 my music, so in parts of the 기사 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope 당신 like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 4: Flight and Sacrifices

posted by BirdG

Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…

Flight And Sacrifices

Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...

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BLOWHOLE STRIKES BACK PART1

posted by ally11

(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 일 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark

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Conscience!! pt. 1

posted by have64

Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator 레이 and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can 당신 here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who said that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did 당신 invented your Conscience...

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A Week In Death Chapter 4: William's tales.

posted by 67Dodge

"So are 당신 really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," said William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where 당신 see a white light, go to heaven 또는 hell, 또는 be a ghost, 또는 even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," said William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that 당신 are dead, only time will tell, but at least 당신 get it good, some ghosts...

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I will steal your 수달, 오 터 chp1: she is hot!

posted by andresandru

Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE 당신 HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, 당신 cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he said showing skipper his...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope 당신 like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal 일 in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and 의해 the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...

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Love's Conspirator (page 2)

posted by LtKowalski

The working 제목 of this story was Untitled 사랑 Story. Sorry the 초 part took so long, I wanted a better 제목 before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my 이전 failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on 상단, 맨 위로 of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...