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Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are 당신 doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are 당신 feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the 펭귄 HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think 당신 might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made 의해 the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME 또는 YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 분 to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as 당신 can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw 또는 sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the 여우 원숭이 habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten 의해 the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the 여우 원숭이 habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain 또는 pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: 당신 don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy 또는 asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't 당신 digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The 다음 morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt 당신 또는 scared 당신 in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw 당신 as a zombie 또는 it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)

The End
posted by ladywhiplasher
Good Night, Baby Private





Morning dawned at Central Park Zoo. Skipper climbed out the hatch and inhaled the fresh scent of a new days breeze. "Coming, boys?" the leader asked and looked around the flock. But something was different this time. Skipper noticed a small, fluffy ball on the edge of the concrete island.



"What is it, Skipper?" Kowalski asked as the other 펭귄 stared at it. "What´s that over there? Kowalski, analysis!" Skipper ordered and he, Kowalski and Rico gathered around the fluffy ball. "Well, Skipper it seems like we´ve got company. Its a baby penguin" the scientist explained,...
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Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are 당신 saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would 당신 think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come...
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posted by SummerPoM
"Come on, we have to get those fish!", Skipper said to the other penguins. "We are almost there!"
"But Skipper!" Kowalski said. "The truck will be gone before we get to it!"
"So we don't have much time." Skipper said. "At 3! 1 ... 2 ... 3!" The truck began to 옮기기 물고기 just as they reached it. I mean ... just Skipper.
"Skipper, jump!" Private cried, seeing Skipper holding in the bumper of a moving truck. "Quick!"
Skipper insisted, and still trying to open the truck door, he fell right in the hot asphalt of New York, wounded.

"Wow, where is that 펭귄 was burning like this?" Alice said. "Never...
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posted by beastialmoon
[b] Let me make this clear, this is a PARODY of all the crazy amounts of OC's on this site. If I missed your OC, sorry. I did the best I could. [b]


Skipper and Marlene were walking in the zoo one day. A brown 수달, 오 터 ran 의해 in the direction of the Lemur's habitat. "Hi, Brandon!" Skipper called him out. Brandon yelled hi, not once looking back. Skipper and Marlene kept on walking. Four little 동물 were running in a straight line behind him.


“Eggy, Peanut, Marshal, Buttons…” Marlene counted. Skipper looked over to her.

“I’m going to get some of Private’s 사랑 Smoothies out of the HQ.”...
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posted by chaos-ice
Skipper stood up and went to Private. “Wake up soldier” He slaps Private on the face and Private is now conscious. “Boys get up on your feet. We got some work to do.” The penguins slide their way outside and went to the HQ.

There they saw Kowalski holding his uncompleted Life Generating Device. They tried to stop him from getting away. While the others are fighting, Skipper noticed a piece of paper on the ground; it’s the same paper Kowalski is holding a while ago. He picked up the paper and read it. He was shocked when he read the content of the paper; it’s a letter from Dr. Blowhole...
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posted by AgentJazzy00
Hmmm,looks like nobody read chapter 5.Eh,I'll just continue 글쓰기 this.XD
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As the penguins were getting ready,it took a while.Cause,well,There was only 2 girl stalls for 4 "girls".Katie had to explain some stuff to James.James had to explain some stuff to Secret.

And James insisted that "he" HAD to have an LA Dodgers baseball cap.That caused them to look in "Lost and Found".After they found it,they headed for the Otter's Habitat.
---Otter Habitat-------
"Sooo,why are we here again?",asked James as they we're jumping over the...
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"How do we kill it then?" asked Skipper. "By my calculations, since Pennywise, It, is an evil entity and not a human being, we can't kill him with 총 또는 bombs, so Rico's weapons will be useless," said Kowalski. "Awwww!!" sighed Rico and Skipper in unison. "Stop whining, we can still kill it in some way, according to the Schlector-Schneiben theory on fiends and entities, any entity with the power to change into anything it's victims are most afraid of, can be killed when in it's true form with a 슬링 and silver rock," said Kowalski, flipping through his 55th book on Myths and Urban legends....
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's Log
1400 hrs.

Everyone waited for Tank's reaction when he busted that door down with that bat anf found that Skipper wasn't in the bathroom...

Disappointed. He felt disappointed at the fact that he didn't get to humiliate Skipper with a rude prank.

<*>

"Well that sucks," said Tank. "I thought I was going to get back at him for pulling all those pranks on his teammates. He was a real prank king, ya know. One of the reasons why he's my 가장 좋아하는 student...and also why I hated him."

"You don't say," said Kowalski. "I guess he isn't here right now! Well that's too bad. Don't worry, we'll...
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저기요 저기요 hey!! This is Skilene4ever here with my 초 story on fanpop! Heres how this works... 당신 (the readers) can send me 코멘트 of truths 또는 dares 당신 want the characters to do. Simple. I'll created new chapter when i get enough truths 또는 dares...get it?=D

RULES: Yeah...sorry theres rules.
1. This has no rating soo whatever sick dare 당신 wanna see go for it!

2. No 더 많이 than 2 truth 또는 dares per person

3. No 노래 request please (I dont know how to do that hahaX)


Characters:

Skipper

Kowalski

Private

Rico

King Julien

Maurice

Mort

Marlene

Fred the squirel

Pairings: Heres are the pairings I will allow......
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OPERATION: 집 SWEET HOME
CHAPTER ONE
~ Prologue: The Promise ~


Four months earlier, Skipper, then alone on 상단, 맨 위로 of the 펭귄 habitat’s platform, was taking a break from smiling and waving at zoo visitors when there was a lull in the crowd. It was at that time when Marlene came 의해 unexpectedly and approached him with a request.

“Skipper, I need 당신 to promise me something,” she said as she walked up to him.

“What do 당신 need?” Skipper asked.

“Most of my life I spent in California, and I had some great times there, but I believe I’ve finally found my place here,” she said. “I really...
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posted by knocktimerico
Private stirred quietly on the 표, 테이블 he was lying on, his eyes lids slowly lifting, allowing light to pour into his pupils. He searched around the HQ for a moment and saw Kowalski sitting down 읽기 the newest edition of Science Magazine, 글쓰기 furiously as he read.

Rico and Skipper were no where to be found.

Finally the pain from his wounds hit him like a ton of bricks.

His head began to throb. He placed his good flipper on his head and let out a soft moan, “Oww…my head.”

Kowalski quickly snapped his attention to the young penguin. “Private? You’re awake! Don’t try and 옮기기 much,...
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posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 6

Rico stood silently, as his right eye began twitching a little bit. His nervousness was 연기 up again. He couldn’t help it, it just happened when major events that would probably impact his life happened, such as the one that he stood before at that very moment. Marlene had a fake smile plastered on her face, tightly gripping Rico’s flipper, and getting tighter 의해 the second.

“HE’S A PENGUIN!” Richard busted out laughing as he pointed at Rico’s flawless 주황색, 오렌지 beak and scampered his fingers through a couple of the feathers on the flipper Marlene wasn’t squeezing.

“Yeah…he...
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posted by skipperluvs
Chapter 4

It was a bright Sunday morning. The blue sky was clear and looked like a great ocean of baby blue. The birds chirped in beautiful melodies that sounded like a beautiful violin orchestra because of the high pitched voices. The breeze seemed to whisper as it whistled through the trees. But that morning wasn’t beautiful.

Skipper was on the platform, waiting for Kowalski to get home, himself grinning because he knew his friend would always take his side, and Private smiling because he was excited to see him. Rico, however, sat in the corner of the HQ looking around the room and had his...
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posted by knocktimerico
Unknown Confession

Skipper stood in the doorway, shocked at what he had just seen.

Was…was that a painting of…of ME?! He thought to himself, still not believing his own two eyes.

“Nah that wasn’t me, it was probably just a 펭귄 from her old aquarium.” He said to himself as he waddled out of Marlene’s habitat.

“Yea that’s what it was, just an old friend of hers that just happens to look like me.” Skipper continued, smiling as he tried desperately to convince himself that he had not just seen a painting of himself in Marlene’s habitat.

He 비둘기 to the ground and slid on his belly...
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added by Rikopriski
Source: Operation Swap-Panzee
added by Flummy
posted by mostar1219
Heyllo, fanguins. Listen, I've been thinking a bit. I know a good amount of us have moved on beyond being fanguins (definitely have myself onto the 유튜브 fandom), yet we still haven't forgotten that being fanguins was our thing. I was thinking, if some are still able to on youtube, maybe we can all make our own fanguin related 비디오 to put in a big playlist to show that we are still here, maybe kinda like a digital time capsule sort of thing. Since the Penguinfest thing crumbled before it could even begin, this could be like a way for us to still reconnect. So, what do 당신 guys think if 당신 can make sense of it?
“Really Together”
November 18, 2014


Skipper and Marlene smiled as they finished decorating the small 크리스마스 나무, 트리 in her habitat. Once they’d finished wrapping thin garlands and LED lights around it and hanging tiny hand-made ornaments, they stood back and admired their work.

“Well,” Skipper said, taking her 의해 the waist from the side, “I think it turned out pretty well.”

Marlene smiled and rested her paw on his chest. “I think so too. I had a good time decorating it with you.”

Skipper looked back to the tree. “You too, Marlene,” he replied. “Let’s turn off the lights...
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“Jealous Much?”
March 04, 2014


    “Hey, guys,” Marlene started as she entered the 펭귄 HQ, looking around. “Where’s Kowalski?”

    “In his lab,” Skipper answered. “What brings 당신 here?”

    Marlene held up an abacus. “I believe I found Kowalski’s abacus. I thought he’d want it back,” she said.

    “Oh, finally! He’s been going crazy looking for that thing!” Skipper said. “Like I said, he’s in his lab.”

    “He won’t mind me walking in on him?” Marlene...
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