Kowalski was working on an invention in his lab when Marlene came in. "Uh, Kowalski. Why are Skipper and Julien fighting...again?" Marlene asked, pointing to the two idiots. XD "I don't know." Kowalski replied, then he waddled to the lab door to get a better look. "You lemurs are such idiots. 당신 couldn't possibly pull better pranks than us." Skipper said, getting in Julien's face. " NUH UH! WE are clearly the superior prankstas! Besides, that little lady 펭귄 당신 live with is highlt incapable of doing dirty work." Julien taunted, batting his eyelashes. Lilly pushed Skipper out of the way. "EXCUSE ME? This lady could rip your eyes out with her bare flippers! Im completely capable of doing my own dirty work!" Lilly protested, clenching her fist. Skipper saw that she was about to 펀치 him so he pulled her away. "Now Lilly. These guys are all talk. I bet our unit could prank each and every one of those dumb mammals." "Bet huh? How about we make this alittle 더 많이 interesting?" Julien said, his eyes widening with anticipation. Lilly looked at Julien. "HOW interesting?" She asked. "The losing team has to do chores for the winners for an entire week." Julien answered, holding up a mop. "You may need this." Julien then tossedthe mop to Lilly. She caught it and broke it in half. "Your on!" Skipper said, shaking Julien's paw. Marlene walked out of Kowalski's lab after the fight. "You guys aren't really gonna try and prank eachother, are you?" She asked in her naive voice. Lilly glared at her for asking such a dumb question. OFCOURSE they were gonna prank eachother, and Lilly knew they were gonna make those lemurs eat their words.
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LATER THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!
The penguins were sitting around the table, discussing what they were going to do. "Kowalski! Prank options." Skipper demanded. Kowalski took out his clipboard and began to scribble things down. "Well, we could use the 'female' approach." He said, looking at Lilly. Lilly's eyes widened, completely aware of what he was talking about. "Oooh no! I am SO not doing that!" She protested. Private patted her on her back. "You only have lure one of the lemurs into the trap. That's it!" "That's ALL?" "Yes!" Lilly looked at the guys. "Fine...I'll do it. But 당신 ALL owe me BIG!" Skipper gave Lilly a wink and they began discussing the plan.
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THE 다음 MORNING!!!!
Kowalski waddled Lilly to the 여우 원숭이 habitat and gave her a small microphone to put on her choker. "Kowalski...this is a stupid idea! Besides, how are 당신 so sure Maurice 또는 Julien will go for it?" Kowalski gave Lilly a serious look. "Julien is the most shallow idiot around, and Maurice already has a crush on you.....this will deffinately work." Kowalski then jumped into a nearby 부시, 부시 대통령은 with the others.
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THE 여우 원숭이 HABITAT!!!!!
Lilly hopped the fence to the 여우 원숭이 habitat and saw Julien sitting in his thrown. "Hey there Julien...." Lilly said, waddling up to Julien's thrown. Mort saw Lilly and pounced at her. "GO AWAY PENGUIN! NO PRANKY SPIES ALOWED!" He cried, pulling her feathers. Lilly then Grabed Mort's tail and swung him in the air. "I like flyinggg!!" He cheered, landing in the volcano" "That's MY girl!" Skipper cheered, popping out from the bush. Rico quickly pulled him back under. Julien then looked down at Lilly. "Oh...why, hello there." He said, brushing back his fur. Lilly flashed him a fake smile. "Okay Skipper. Julien fell for it. Now what?" She asked through the side of her beak. "Just go with the plan. We'll take it from there." "Yes sir!" Lilly quickly looked at Julien and waddled to him. " Ya know Julien. we NEVER get to hang out....wanna get some snowcones later?" She asked. Julien forgot to breath for a second, and he answered. "It's a date!" He exclaimed, running to find Maurice. "Oh, no it's not....hahah...." Lilly muttered to herself. Phase 1 complete...now the pranking can begin.
PART 2 COMING SOON!
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LATER THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!
The penguins were sitting around the table, discussing what they were going to do. "Kowalski! Prank options." Skipper demanded. Kowalski took out his clipboard and began to scribble things down. "Well, we could use the 'female' approach." He said, looking at Lilly. Lilly's eyes widened, completely aware of what he was talking about. "Oooh no! I am SO not doing that!" She protested. Private patted her on her back. "You only have lure one of the lemurs into the trap. That's it!" "That's ALL?" "Yes!" Lilly looked at the guys. "Fine...I'll do it. But 당신 ALL owe me BIG!" Skipper gave Lilly a wink and they began discussing the plan.
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THE 다음 MORNING!!!!
Kowalski waddled Lilly to the 여우 원숭이 habitat and gave her a small microphone to put on her choker. "Kowalski...this is a stupid idea! Besides, how are 당신 so sure Maurice 또는 Julien will go for it?" Kowalski gave Lilly a serious look. "Julien is the most shallow idiot around, and Maurice already has a crush on you.....this will deffinately work." Kowalski then jumped into a nearby 부시, 부시 대통령은 with the others.
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THE 여우 원숭이 HABITAT!!!!!
Lilly hopped the fence to the 여우 원숭이 habitat and saw Julien sitting in his thrown. "Hey there Julien...." Lilly said, waddling up to Julien's thrown. Mort saw Lilly and pounced at her. "GO AWAY PENGUIN! NO PRANKY SPIES ALOWED!" He cried, pulling her feathers. Lilly then Grabed Mort's tail and swung him in the air. "I like flyinggg!!" He cheered, landing in the volcano" "That's MY girl!" Skipper cheered, popping out from the bush. Rico quickly pulled him back under. Julien then looked down at Lilly. "Oh...why, hello there." He said, brushing back his fur. Lilly flashed him a fake smile. "Okay Skipper. Julien fell for it. Now what?" She asked through the side of her beak. "Just go with the plan. We'll take it from there." "Yes sir!" Lilly quickly looked at Julien and waddled to him. " Ya know Julien. we NEVER get to hang out....wanna get some snowcones later?" She asked. Julien forgot to breath for a second, and he answered. "It's a date!" He exclaimed, running to find Maurice. "Oh, no it's not....hahah...." Lilly muttered to herself. Phase 1 complete...now the pranking can begin.
PART 2 COMING SOON!
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish 글쓰기 now, coz SOME 랜덤 FAG ON 팬팝 IS 읽기 MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
