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posted by Icicle1penguin
"Get me out of this duct tape!" yelled Skipper. "I can walk now. I'M HEALED! I can get back to work!" He struggled to get out of the cocoon of tape he was in.

Icicle held a book and was sitting beside his bunk on the cement brick. "Sorry sir, Kowalski's orders," Icicle told him. "Do not worry! Kowalski said 당신 can start eating 물고기 starting tomorrow! HUZZAH!" 

Skipper continued to struggle. "Great. I'm starting to forget what 물고기 tasted like," he told her. "Can I get out now?"

"Nope!" Skipper continued to complain and Icicle continued to write in her book. 

Lilly and the crew came down from the fishbowl entrance to take a break. "Hey Icicle! How my darling Skipper?" She looked in the bunk. "You could've just tied him up in rope," she suggested.

"Yes. But he'll get out of it in 20 seconds," she replied.

"10 seconds. But true. True..." She patted Skipper's head. "Don't worry Skipper, Your team is doing very well in their training."

"That's great doll face," he said. "NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"Nope."

Mica, Angel, Jazmin, Catherin, and Sandra burst through the door of the HQ gasping for breath before collapsing on the 침상, 소파 at the other side of the room. 

"What a DAY!" sighed Mica. "First we had to get Mort out of the 나무, 트리 because he was pretending to be a squirrel."

"Mort and 프레드 switched places," said Angel.

"Then guess what," continued Mica, "Marlene went FERAL after accidentally falling into the sewers. She 로스트 her way, then when she found an exist, it was in the park!"

"She ripped out a few of my tail feathers!" complained Jazzy.

"That explained the skirt," mumbled Icicle. "Where's your bow?"

"She ate it."

"Then later that falcon, the one who took Julien before, took Julien AGAIN and flew to New Jersey! NEW JERSEY!" said Dani before burying her face in the couch.

Sandra rushed over to Skipper's bunk. "Skipper! I'm so glad your feeling all better!" she said, Squeezing him in a death hug. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes," he said. "Can 당신 get me out of here?"

"Nope."

Just then everyone heard a cry for help. "HELP! OH SOMEONE HELP ME! The gorillas are taking my fooooood!" Everyone in the HQ groaned.

"Oh for the 사랑 of--"

"You guys just rest, I'll check it out," said Icicle. She waddled towards the door. But before she went out, she held out a flipper, which Rico coughed up a taser in, then she waddled out. "I'll be baa-aack!" she said in a sing-song voice.

There was a brief silence in the room.

"...GET ME OUT OF THIS DUCT-TAPE!" yelled Skipper. 

"Nope," They said altogether.

Kowalski began 글쓰기 stuff down on his notepad. "Don't worry Skipper, according to my analysis, you'll be able to get back on your job as leader 의해 tomorrow!" Kowalski assured.

"Thank goodness..." sighed Skipper. "Now can I get out of this cocoon?"

"Nope."
Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did 당신 talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of 당신 as a son 당신 know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask 당신 something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do 당신 like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is 안전한, 안전 with me.”

Eve...
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Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 초 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The 펭귄 laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 당신 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 물고기 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 물고기 that a 랍스터 left 다음 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 물고기 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico said sadly. “Then what are 당신 waiting for? All 당신 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 또는 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 당신 define yourself? Are 당신 yourself because of your actions, 또는 are your actions based on who 당신 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 당신 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 저기요 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are 당신 hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 당신 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You said so at the meeting! 당신 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 당신 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 당신 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 음악 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 음악 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 당신 all?"

Private:...
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As I said in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 당신 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 디자인 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 당신 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 당신 have any other 질문 당신 can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 이전 일 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue said location. She looked at the clock on the 벽 다음 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 시간 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 당신 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 당신 who tranquilized 당신 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 안전한, 안전 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 프렌즈 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the 다음 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 당신 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 침대 and walked into the 다음 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 다음 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene 팬 당신 will 사랑 her!) And i 사랑 my music, so in parts of the 기사 i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope 당신 like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a 일 off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
posted by have64
Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator 레이 and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can 당신 here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who said that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did 당신 invented your Conscience...
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"So are 당신 really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," said William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where 당신 see a white light, go to heaven 또는 hell, 또는 be a ghost, 또는 even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," said William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that 당신 are dead, only time will tell, but at least 당신 get it good, some ghosts...
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Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE 당신 HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, 당신 cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he said showing skipper his...
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posted by Metallica1147
Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope 당신 like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal 일 in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and 의해 the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...
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posted by LtKowalski
The working 제목 of this story was Untitled 사랑 Story. Sorry the 초 part took so long, I wanted a better 제목 before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my 이전 failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on 상단, 맨 위로 of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...
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posted by LtKowalski
This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May 당신 be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

    I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them 겨울왕국 staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
    That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold 사랑 for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...
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