Shusaku was sitting in his room, with Nariko, Izumo, and Aiko, who still had her wings out. Nariko said, “So, Aiko is actually…. an angel?”
Shusaku said, with a look of worry on his face, “She is a Death Angel. Yes”.
Izumo said, “And…. 당신 are also an angel”.
Shusaku said, “Unfortunately”.
Izumo and Nariko stared at each other for a bit, then both said with joy on their face, “That is so cool”.
Shusaku said, “I’m sorry, what”.
Izumo said, “It’s so cool that 당신 are an angel. It must be awesome to fly around”.
Nariko said, “And having another 앤젤 as a friend....

Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some 프렌즈 at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that popular
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? 당신 mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if 당신 try anything, I’ll kill you
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking homeless shelter....

Wind: (Sitting on couch) ……….. I feel like I haven’t done anything in a while
(Door 벨 rings)
Wind: (Opens the door)
Girl: Hello, Wi- (Wind slams the door)
Wind: (Turns around, then sees the girl is behind him, and he turns only to run into the door and fall onto the ground)
Girl: It’s nice to see 당신 too, Wind
Wind: How the fuck did 당신 get into my house
Girl: I have the keys to the house
Wind: Why the hell are 당신 here. Shouldn’t 당신 be in Minnesota?
Girl: Well, mom and dad finally let me come to see you
Wind: Oh, 당신 mean the same parents that disowned me and made me live with grandma...

Shusaku was walking to school with Aiko walking with him, talking to her about how Kazuo tried to kill him. Aiko said, “So, 당신 were almost killed? Than this is a lot worse than I thought. It seems that Munemitsu has already decided to begin his plans to assassinate you”.
Shusaku, now terrified, said, “And how the hell am I going to survive when I have an assassin after me”?
Aiko said, “The only way for 당신 to survive is to try and fight the assassin to the death”.
Shusaku said, “And how am I supposed to do that”?
Aiko said, “By using what 당신 learned in your training”.
Shusaku...

Shusaku was at the 부엌, 주방 표, 테이블 eating his breakfast; A single cup of ramen. After spending most of his 음식 money on a bunch of expensive 정크 음식 for Aiko, he was left to eat only cups of 라면 for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Quite depressing, actually. As Shusaku was eating his breakfast, Aiko walked in, dressed in her school uniform, and said, “Okay, Shusaku, I’m ready to go to school”.
Shusaku, still eating, said, “Let me finish breakfast”.
Aiko said, “You’re eating raman? In the morning?”
Shusaku said, a little annoyed, “Well, if someone didn’t make me use up all...

Today was a Sunday. There was no school today, so Shusaku thought this would be a good time to start his Death 앤젤 training with Aiko. Shusaku and Aiko stood in the middle of a park. Thankfully, no one seemed to be around, so they had a perfect opportunity to train. Aiko had set up a dummy, which was standing on a stick. Aiko said, “Okay, Shusaku. Take out The Holy Gun That Can Defeat Demons and hit the dummy”.
Shusaku said, “We need to work on that name”.
Shusaku took out the gun, aimed at the dummy, and shot it right in the head. Aiko said happily, “Good shot, Shusaku… Okay, we’re...

“YOU LET HIM GET AWAY” Yelled Munemitsu
Yukiji said, “I’m sorry, Lord Munemitsu. But he had a Death 앤젤 with him. I didn’t know what to do”.
Munemitsu stood over Yukiji and said, “You were supposed to eliminate him. This is why 당신 are a Level 1 assassin”.
Munemitsu. The Demon King. He rules over a quarter of the underworld, and is known as one of the most diabolical of the 4 Demon Kings. Munemitsu was born from a woman and a snake, which explains snake shaped eyes. He was sent to the underworld, only to take over it, along with the other three Demon Kings. However, Munemitsu...

Link: Ganondorf, where are you
Ganondorf: Oh, there 당신 are Link. Are 당신 ready?
Link: I’m as ready as I’ll ever be. I will defeat you, and then, I will fuck up your shi- (Ganondorf punches him) AH, goddamn it. I wasn’t ready- (Gets punched again) WILL 당신 STOP- (Ganondorf keeps punching Link)
Ganondorf: Oh god, do I 사랑 child abuse. (A giant Triforce appears) Ah, here it is. Now, I can finally make my wish, as god of the new world
Link: Fuck that. If anyone is going to be god, it’s me- (Gets punched again)
Ganondorf: Now, shut up, as I make my wish, and become the most powefu-
King of Red...

Shusaku was in the middle of running down a hallway for dear life. As he turned the corner, he stopped to take a breath, only for him to then start running again, as soon as he saw Rina, Kazuo, Yukiji, Mr. Tadakuni, and the entire female 배구 team running right toward him. Shusaku jumped in terror, then ran down the hall as fast as he could-
“Wait a 초 here”, replied Shusaku, breaking the fourth 벽 as much as he could. “If 당신 want to know why I am being chased 의해 the class president, an assassin, a psychotic teacher, and the 배구 team, then let me start from the beginning”....

King of Red Lions: 당신 did it Link. You’ve collected all eight of the Triforce pieces
Link: And all it costed was three thousand rupees, as well as my patients
King of Red Lions: Well, now we must head back to the Sacred Realm, that isn’t so sacred anymore, but 당신 get the idea
Link: Whatever….. Wait, how long has 테트라, tetra been down there
King of Red Lions: I don’t know, like, a week
Link: 당신 still think she’s alive
King of Red Lions: …………… OH SHIT
(Later, in the Sacred Realm)
Link: Tetra, if you’re dead, I’m taking your wallet
Tetra: Link, your back
Link: Goddamn it, you’re still...

Wind: Note, because I couldn’t think of a single joke for this entire episode, you’ll just have to settle for this one little scene
Tingle: Oh, hello again, 당신 sexy little boy
Link: Oh god, not 당신 again
Tingle: Have 당신 come here for me to claim your 나귀, 엉덩이 as my own
Link: Uh….. no
Tingle Jr: HELP ME
Tingle: Quiet slave
Tingle Jr: Yes master
Link: What the hell is this
Tingle: 당신 see, Link, not only am I a pedophile who is wanted in the entire country, but I am also a slave owner. 당신 see, Tingle Jr here pushes this wheel 일 and night. If he stops even once, I torture him like crazy. It’s so...

Link: Makar. It’s so good to see 당신 again. How have 당신 been?
Makar: FUCK YOU
Link: That’s great news. Hey, do 당신 want to come with me to a temple, and try to save the world
Makar: I would rather fuck a cactus
Link: Glad to hear. Come on, Makar, lets get going
Makar: I fucking hate you
(Later, at the Wind Temple)
Link: Okay, now listen Makar. I need 당신 to fly over there, and pull that switch, okay
Makar: Suck my balls, 당신 green clothed fuck
Link: That’s a good boy. Now, get going. And good luck
Makar: (Jumps over to the switch, but gets grabbed 의해 a Wallmaster) Oh, FUCK ME (Wallmaster runs...

Medli: (Gasp) Link, your back. Oh, I missed 당신 so-
Link: Yeah, that’s fucking perfect. I’m just here because some 물고기 girl ghost told me to come here
(3 Hours Earlier)
Link: So, what do I need to do
Fish Girl: Blelelelelelelelelelelele
Link: Okay then
(Now)
Link: And that is the only reason I would come twenty feet near you
Medli: Oh, that’s great. So, what do 당신 want to do. Do 당신 want to have sex in my room, 또는 have sex on the beach, 또는 have sex on your boat. 또는 we can get real crazy and just fuck right here, right now
Link: No, I need 당신 to come with me to a temple filled with dead people...

Link: (Wakes up) Oh, god, where am I
Quill: Hey, Link
Komali: 저기요 Link, it’s good to see 당신 again
Link: Oh god, don’t tell me I was saved 의해 an idiot and a pussy
Quill: We saved the day
Link: Well, so much for self-esteem
Tetra: (Wakes up) Where the hell am I (See’s Link) Oh god, tell me we didn’t just do it
Link: Why would I want to sleep with some insufferable pirate girl
King of Red Lions: Enough! We must head back to the Once-Sacred-But-Now-Not-Sacred Realm.
Tetra: What the hell is he talking about
Link: You’ll see, just try and hold your breathe (Boat goes underwater)
Quill: Hey, Komli....

King of Red Lions: Okay, Link. Are 당신 ready to save your sister from Ganondorf
Link: I’M GONNA GUT THAT FUCKING BIRD
King of Red Lions: Perfect. Then off we go
(Later)
King of Red Lions: Okay, Link. Now, just sneak in like 당신 did last time, and- Link, why are 당신 taking out your sword
Link: 당신 honestly think I’m gonna sneak in again. Fuck that. The last time I tried being all stealthy, I was thrown far away 의해 a giant bird, I met 당신 of all people, and I had to travel across the sea, and talk to a sex driven bird girl, an adorable 나무, 트리 thing, a giant fish, and three statues that weren't even...

(A light appears from the ocean)
Link: What is that
King of Red Lions: It is the entrance to the sacred realm
Link: What makes it so sacred
King of Red Lions: It is a destroyed city, filled with hundreds of monsters, and the entire place is overlooked 의해 a tower owned 의해 the villain and………… Okay, it WAS sacred, but, that’s not the point right now. What is important is that 당신 need a new item
Link: That depends. So far, all I got was a grappling hook, which I really haven’t used, and a Deku Leaf, and we didn’t even show footage of me getting it. Do I really want this new item
King of...

Link: So, what now
King of Red Lions: Now we must take these pearls, and put them on three different islands
Link: If that’s the case, then why didn’t we go to those fucking islands in the first place
King of Red Lions: Because, who gives a shit, now get going
Link: (Sighs) Goddamn it
(Later)
Red Statue: I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
Link: Uh huh
Red Statue: I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING, GODDAMN IT
Link: Yeah, I’m just going to put this pearl here (Places it in the statues hand)
Red Statue: FUCK YOU! LET ME 펀치 당신 IN THE FACE
Link: (Leaves)
Red Statue: WHY THE FUCK CAN’T I MOVE
(Later)
Blue Statue: I hate...

King of Red Lions: (Sails to a destroyed island) Oh my god
Link: Huh…. Is this Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened to Great 물고기 Island
Quill: (Flies over) Hi, Link
Link: Oh god, not 당신 again
Quill: I saw this green guy come and break the island. He scared a giant fishy and it swim away
Link: Swam, 당신 idiot, not swim
King of Red Lions: Giant fishy? Oh, thank god, Lord Jalla is still safe
Link: Who?
King of Red Lions: A giant 물고기 who has the last pearl
Link: Oh… well, where can we find him
King of Red Lions: Well, if I’m correct, he must have went to Outset Island
Link: 당신 mean that...

King of Red Lions: (Arrives to another island) Ah, Forest Haven. This is where the Great Deku 나무, 트리 lives
Link: Great Deku Tree? That name sounds oddly familiar, but, I can’t figure out why…. Oh well
(Later)
Link: So, where is this guy
Great Deku Tree: Hello there, young hero
Link: OH DEAR GOD! What’s wrong with your face
Great Deku Tree: Nothing, why
Link: Uh…. nothing, go on
Great Deku Tree: Anyway, I am the Great Deku Tree
Link: Seriously, your name sounds so familiar
Great Deku Tree: I’m pretty sure you’ve mistaken me for someone else
Link: Trust me, no one is going to mistake 당신 for anyone,...

King of Red Lions: Ah, Dragon Roost Island. Can 당신 just smell it
Link: All I smell is a bunch of nuclear waste
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, this place has a lot of nuclear waste. So, everyone here is a bird person. But, you’re fine. Just as long as 당신 don’t touch
Link: Why in the name of fuck would I touch that stuff
King of Red Lions: I…. don’t know
Link: Fuck it, I’ll see 당신 later
King of Red Lions: Wait, take this too (Holds up baton)
Link: What is it
King of Red Lions: It’s the Wind Waker. 당신 can use it to change the direction of the wind
Link: …. That’s stupid. I’ll just use...