The following are the 상단, 맨 위로 four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If 당신 don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw 당신 키싱 Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...

Because we all 사랑 피자 so what`s 더 많이 fun than being annoying while ordering it?


29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press 랜덤 numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would 당신 please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation 당신 are...

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 별, 스타 hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving 당신 a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that 당신 are able to function relatively well. However, 당신 are still parched. 당신 can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a 치즈 버거 and a side of fries.



2 별, 스타 hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. 당신 may look okay but 당신 have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee 당신 chug to...

1. 당신 WON! How do 당신 feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3
Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 awesomeness.

2. What would 당신 say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since 당신 asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD
The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them 암캐, 암 캐 about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....

Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I 당신 know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can 당신 feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until 당신 hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A 일 without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live 의해 the sword get shot 의해 those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime 당신 have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if 당신 line up...

OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much 더 많이 interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time 당신 won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, 당신 all will be burned.

1How do 당신 feel that 당신 finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do 당신 think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...