Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 별, 스타 hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving 당신 a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that 당신 are able to function relatively well. However, 당신 are still parched. 당신 can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a 치즈 버거 and a side of fries.
2 별, 스타 hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. 당신 may look okay but 당신 have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee 당신 chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though 당신 have a nice demeanour about the office, 당신 are costing your employer valuable money because all 당신 really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and 글쓰기 정크 e-mails.
3 별, 스타 hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. 당신 are definitely a 우주 cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks 의해 당신 gag because her perfume reminds 당신 of the 랜덤 진 shots 당신 did with your alcoholic 프렌즈 after the bouncer kicked 당신 out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if 당신 were in your 침대 with a dozen 도넛 and a litre of 콜라 watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet 콜라 - yet 당신 haven't peed once.
4 별, 스타 hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and 당신 can't speak too quickly 또는 else 당신 might honk. 당신 have 로스트 the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted 당신 for being late and has given 당신 a lecture for reeking of booze. 당신 wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that 당신 missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like 당신 put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes 당신 look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. 당신 would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. 집 time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, 또는 3. A time machine so 당신 could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 별, 스타 hangover (aka Dante's 4th 원, 동그라미 of Hell) *****
당신 have a 초 heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits 다음 to you. Death seems pretty good right now. 당신 can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid 보드카 vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your 셔츠 and making 당신 dizzy. 당신 still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least 당신 think it's toothpaste crust. 당신 don't give a damn either way. Your body has 로스트 the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at 당신 and your co-workers think that your dog just died because 당신 look so pathetic. 당신 should have called in sick because all 당신 can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 별, 스타 hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving 당신 a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that 당신 are able to function relatively well. However, 당신 are still parched. 당신 can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a 치즈 버거 and a side of fries.
2 별, 스타 hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. 당신 may look okay but 당신 have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee 당신 chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though 당신 have a nice demeanour about the office, 당신 are costing your employer valuable money because all 당신 really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and 글쓰기 정크 e-mails.
3 별, 스타 hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. 당신 are definitely a 우주 cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks 의해 당신 gag because her perfume reminds 당신 of the 랜덤 진 shots 당신 did with your alcoholic 프렌즈 after the bouncer kicked 당신 out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if 당신 were in your 침대 with a dozen 도넛 and a litre of 콜라 watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet 콜라 - yet 당신 haven't peed once.
4 별, 스타 hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and 당신 can't speak too quickly 또는 else 당신 might honk. 당신 have 로스트 the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted 당신 for being late and has given 당신 a lecture for reeking of booze. 당신 wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that 당신 missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like 당신 put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes 당신 look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. 당신 would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. 집 time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, 또는 3. A time machine so 당신 could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 별, 스타 hangover (aka Dante's 4th 원, 동그라미 of Hell) *****
당신 have a 초 heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits 다음 to you. Death seems pretty good right now. 당신 can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid 보드카 vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your 셔츠 and making 당신 dizzy. 당신 still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least 당신 think it's toothpaste crust. 당신 don't give a damn either way. Your body has 로스트 the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at 당신 and your co-workers think that your dog just died because 당신 look so pathetic. 당신 should have called in sick because all 당신 can manage to do is breathe....very gently
