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STARTLING EVIDENCE THAT NIALL HORAN IS THE SECRET 사랑 CHILD OF HARRY POTTER AND DRACO MALFOY

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It was called Startling evidence that Niall Horan is the secret 사랑 child of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
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​If you thought that Harry Potter ended with him and Ginny Weasley having lots of magical babies and living happily ever after, then we hate to break it to you but we have a feeling that this has all been an elaborate cover up to fool us all about the truth.
Yep, it turns out that Niall James Horan is in fact the secret love child of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy and there is nothing anyone, not even Voldemort, can do to stop us from shouting about it.
Don\'t believe us? Behold the evidence, which becomes more and more obvious each time Niall leaves the house/Gryffindor common room to mingle with muggle society. 
He just looks more and more like a Draco/Harry cross mutation every single day
He was about a cape short of going full Hogwarts student at the AMAs.
Definitely a pure blood wizard, this one.
Some say he was responsible for releasing the basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets. Others say he was just trying to warn Hermione on the dangers of snake habitats.
And you know there\'s no way you get a cameo in one of those bad boys without some serious spellwork and a powerful confundus charm to befuddle JK Rowling into doing it.
Niall James Horan took his grandfather\'s first name as his middle name
He\'s been know to dress up in his father\'s clothes
Clearly also inherited both fathers\' talents for wandlore. Ahem. 
We\'re pretty sure he\'s done a Romilda Vane and fed us all a love potion
How else do you explain the fact that your ovaries take on a life of their own every time you see a picture of him. It\'s just not normal to experience that powerful an emotion. 
When you dangle a horcrux/half-eaten bit of toast under his nose, he goes all Voldemort on you
Compelling evidence of his magical abilities, we\'re sure you\'ll agree.
And what was his father Harry? One of the four Triwizard champions, that\'s what, so it makes sense he\'d name his offspring after that honour.
He sometimes confuses other notable wizards for his own father
So in conclusion, if he\'s not the wizard offspring of Drace and Harry, we will eat the sorting hat. 
Tell us your thoughts on this theory via owl or alternatively with a tweet over @Sugarscape way.
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