"Kiba's my uncle.Hinata's my auntie.Sakura's my sister.Sasuke's my brother.TenTen's my God sister.Neji's my God brother.Temari's my other auntie.Kankuro's my other uncle.Shino's my other brother.Ino's my other sister.Shikamaru's my 3rd brother.Tsunade's my grandma.Shizune's my 3rd sister.And everyone else here is my brothers and sisters.And Itachi's my older brother,my 4th brother."Diedara said.Tsunade and Shizune walked in the door.Shizune held TonTon,her pet pig."Hi Grandma Tsunade!Hi Sissy!" Diedara said."What does he mean?" Tsunade asked."He said who his uncles,aunties,brothers,sisters,God sisters,God brothers,mom,dad,and grandparents are.And 당신 Tsunade is the 아카츠키 아기 and their brothers and sister's Grandma.And Shizune, you're their sister.The 아카츠키 아기 sister and their brothers and sisters sister."Sakura said." Brother Neji!Tell us a story!" Diedara said.They went in the living room."Anyway,I've found the cure for the 아카츠키 clan.I can turn them back into teens and adults." Tsunade said."No!We 사랑 the babies! We can't change them back!We 사랑 them!Please just make all of us stay the same age as we are now!" KK said."Okay."Tsunade said.She put a spell on everyone to stay the same age as they are now.To EVERYONE in the WHOLE WORLD.Itachi,the eldest of the Akatsuki's,who was 7,picked Diedara up and set him on his lap.Diedara struggled to be not held 의해 Itachi.He started crying."What's wrong,Diedara?"Itachi said."I don't want to be held!Please let me go." Diedara said.Itachi let him go.Something was strange.Diedara didn't care weather 또는 not 당신 held him.He was aslways smiling and giggling and laughing.He never ever acted like this.Diedara kicked Itachi really hard."THAT HURT!"Itachi said,rubbing his knee."Stupid."Diedara said, glaring at Itachi.While Diedara was going to go play with blocks,Itachi tripped him on purpose.Diedara fell and started crying.Gaara ran in."What happened?Did 당신 fall,Diedara?"Gaara said sitting on the 침상, 소파 and putting Diedara on his lap."'Tachi tripped me!I was going to go play with blocks,and he tripped me."Diedara said wiping tears away with the front of his wrists.Gaara looked at Itachi."Diedara kicked me super hard!See the big red mark on my leg?Diedara did that!"Itachi said."Both of 당신 have been reeeealllll close.You did everything together.You played together,ate together,even bathed together."Gaara said.Itachi looked at Diedara,who was looking at the floor."It would make me reallllly proud if 당신 two tried to get along.I had the same fights with my brother and sisters to."Gaara said.Itachi looked at Diedara who was still looking at the floor."I'm gonna go talk with the big kids and adults now.Remember:Be nice!"Gaara said."You want me to hold you?" Itachi said."Uh-un.You hurt my feelings.You hurt me.You're mean to me."Diedara said crossing his arms.*It hurt him when I tripped him.I.....I made him cry.What kind of protective older brother hurts their little brother to the point where they cry?*Itachi thought."Don't worry.I'll hold you."Itachi said.He picked Diedara up and held him on his crissed-crossed applesause legs that were on the 침상, 소파 he was sitting on."No!NO!I want Mommy to hold me!"Diedara said,trying to break free of Itachi's hold.Itachi put him on the floor.Diedara ran to their Mom.She picked him up and sat him on her lap.She bounced him on her lap.Itachi sat on the 침상, 소파 읽기 a book.Diedara came up and took the book from Itachi.Diedara giggled and ran off."Diedara!Give that book back to me!"Itachi said.Diedara ran off to a room.The camper was actually a mansion that transformed into a hude RV.Cool,huh?Anyway.How could Itachi find Diedara in such a big place?Diedara peeked from behind the wall.He giggled.Itachi darted after Diedara to get his book.He picked Diedara up and took his book back.He put Diedara down.He looked at Diedara.Diedara started to cry.Diedara ran to Gaara.Gaara carried Diedara to the living room.Itachi followed.Gaara sat them down on the 침상, 소파 and shut the door."Why can't 당신 guys get along?" Gaara said."Itachi started it.He took my book away from me.So i tried to catch him.He ran too fast for me to catch up.And he said I couldn't have my book back.I cried and I came to 당신 to make him to stop being mean to me."Diedara said."NO!Dad!Diedara took the book and ran off with it.So I caught up with him.I picked him up,took the book and put him back down.Then he started crying,and then came to you."Itachi said."I was just playing a game."Diedara said looking at the floor."Well it was a mean game.Itachi was trying to read.That's how he learns what he knows.It was very mean of 당신 to take his book away and run off with it."Gaara said.He left the room."Do 당신 want me to hold you,Diedara?"Itachi said looking at his little brothers face.He felt his pain when he looked at his face."No.You alway's get me into trouble."Diedara said crossing his arms.He started to cry."Please!Please don't cry!"Itachi said.He continued crying."Are 당신 sleepy?Is that why you're grumpy?"Itachi said.Diedara said."And I'm wet."Diedara said."Do 당신 want to walk.Or do 당신 want Mommy 또는 Daddy to put 당신 to bed?"Itachi asked.Diedara streatched his arms out to Itachi with his hands getting all grabby."ME?You want ME to change 당신 and put 당신 down for a nap?"Itachi said.Diedara nodded yes.Diedara rubbed his eyes and yawned.Itachi picked him up.Diedara rested his head on Itachi's shoulder."Ewwwww.You ARE wet!"Itachi said.Diedara nodded yes."You want nice,cold,milk?"Itachi asked Diedara.He nodded yes.He got the bottle of milk.He gave it to Diedara who put the bottle in his mouth and sucked on it.Itachi put Diedara on the changing 표, 테이블 and removed his wet diaper,wiped him,put baby powder on him,and put him in a fresh diaper.He also put him in his race car jammies.Itachi put Diedara in 침대 with him."'Tachi.Read a story!"Diedara said.The two fell fast asleep.Itachi awoke the 다음 일 to find Diedara still slept with him.Diedara woke up."'Tachi,can 당신 please change me?I'm stinky and wet."Diedara said.Itachi nodded yes then yawned.He changed Diedara's diaper then headed for the kitchen.Their stomachs growled.Itachi got a bowl of cereal.He held the spoon with 우유 and cornflakes to Diedara's mouth.He ate the spoonfull.Then Itachi took a bite.After the two finished breakfast,Itachi dressed Diedara in shorts and a T-shirt.They headed outside."I'm proud that 당신 two got along!"Gaara said."Let's go play in the sand!Please 'Tachi?"Diedara said."Sure!"Itachi said.When Itachi wasn't looking,Diedara went into the water.itachi saw him get ankle length into the water."NO!DIEDARA!"Itachi said.He ran over to Diedara and picked him up."You can't go into the water.You scared me!"Itachi said.Diedara started crying."Nononononononono.I'm not mad at you.We have to have an adult here while we swim."Itachi said."I want to go home." Diedara said.Kisame ran tword them."Hi 'Tachi!Hi Diedara!I wanted to play with you!"Kisame said.Itachi carried Kisame and Diedara home.Once they got to the mansion,Diedara ran to the living room.Itachi sat down.Diedara sat on his lap.So did Kisame."Let's go play in 'Tachi's room!"Diedara said.Itachi carried the two into his room.He set them on his bed.Diedara started crying.So did Kisame."What's wrong?Are 당신 tired?Hungry?Need a change?Want to play?Want a story?"Itachi asked.Diedara and Kisame started scratching themselves."Oh.You need a bath."Itachi said.He carried Diedara and Kisme into the bathroom.He stripped their dirty diapers and clothes off.He ran the water.He put the boys in.He scrubbed them.Kisame splashed soapy water in Diedara's eyes.Diedara cryed in pain.Itachi grabbed a cold washcloth and scrubbed the soap out of his eyes.After the bath it was time for a nap.