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posted by deathchick9
*At Kanoha pre school*

Naruto:Hi.I'm 나루토 Uzimaki.

Gaara:Go away.

Naruto:Wanna be friends?

Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are 당신 the new assassin?

Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.

Gaara:How do 당신 know?

Teamri:He's 5.

Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?

Naruto:Yeah?

Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.

Naruto:Great!Wanna play?

Gaara:Very well what shall we play?

Naruto:How about we play ninja?

Gaara:I knew it!

Naruto:Knew what?

Gaara:You are the new assassin!

Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.

Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?

Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.

Gaara:I don't like him.

Naruto:Why?

Gaara:He has chicken butt hair.

Naruto:Okay.

Kakashi:psssst...Hey kid.

Naruto:Yeah?

Kakashi:I'll buy 당신 라면 if 당신 push that 담홍색, 핑크 haired little girl over to your new friend.

Naruto:Yum I 사랑 ramen.

*Naruto started to push Sakura over to Gaara in the sand box.*

Sakura:Hey...Stop that.

Naruto:I can't.

Sakura:Why?

Naruto:Cause that stranger over there said he'd give me 라면 if I pushed 당신 over to my new friend Gaara.

Sakura:You shouldn't talk to strangers.

Naruto:To late.

*Sasuke walked over*

Sasuke:What are 당신 doing loser?

Naruto:Getting ramen.Beat it chicken butt!

Sasuke:What?

Naruto:Nothing...Just leave.

Sasuke:Whatever loser.

*Sasuke walked away*

Sakura:Wow....

Naruto:Shut up.

Sakura:What?

Naruto:Nothing....Wow your strong..

Sakura:Thanks.

Naruto:It's not a complement!

Sakura:Eeek!

Naruto:Now what?!

Sakura:That kid is creepy!

Naruto:Oh that's Gaara.He's the one I'm making 당신 play with.

Sakura:That's not fair.

Naruto:Sure it is.I get ramen.Gaara get's a new friend.And 당신 get....Uhhh...To play with Gaara.

*Naruto got Sakura over to Gaara*

Gaara:Naruto who is this?

Naruto:I dunno.A stranger said he'd give me 라면 if I pushed her over to you.

Sakura:I'm Sakura harano.

Gaara:Wow 나루토 your stupid.

Naruto:Yeah whatever I'm getting my ramen!

Sakura:Don't leave me alone with this freak!!

*Naruto left to get his 라면 from Kakashi*

Gaara:Hey.I'm right here.

Sakura:Oh sorry...Well I'm here might as well play.Your Gaara right?

Gaara:Yes.

*Sasuke waled over looking jealose*

Gaara:What?

Sakura:Hi Sas-

Sasuke:Gaara how could you?!

Gaara:What?

Sasuke:I thought what we had was specile.

Gaara:WHAT THE FUCK?!

Sakura:You shouldn't swear Gaara.

Gaara:I know I shouldn't but I do.Now shut up so I can get rid of chicken butt...here.

*Gaara gave Sakura a can of gay repalent*

Gaara:Go away we are trying to play.

Sasuke:But....Oh F*** it!Beat it Gaara i'm trying to play with Sakura!

Gaara:So 당신 arn't gay?

Sasuke:No!Now get lost!

Gaara:No.

Sasuke:Leave!

Gaara:Temari this kid is threating me.


*Temari walked over*

Temari:Leave my litte brother alone.

Sasuke:*Gulp*

*Sasuke ran away*

Ino:Wow it's an older kid.Hey your name is Gaara right?

Gaara:I know enough women for now.Go away.

Ino:You'll talk to bilbord brow and a hag but not me?!

Gaara:Her name is Sakura and the "Hag" Is my sister!Kankaro 당신 fat peice oh crap get over here!

*Kanakaro walked over*

Kankaro:What now Gaara?

Gaara:If 당신 want to insult anything insult this!

*Gaara points to Kankaro*

Kankaro:Gaara,Temari were going 집 now.

Temari:Okay.

Gaara:Fine!!!We'll go back to that damn village!!

*Gaara,Kankaro and Temari left the village*

Sasuke:Sakura wanna play?

Sakura:Su-

Kakashi:No no no no no no no!!Sakura go home.Sasuke....Go fall in a ditch some where.

Sakura:Okay.

*Sakura went 집 and sasuke just left*

Kakashi:Stupid kids.Hey Naruto!

Naruto:Yeah?

Kakashi:See that shy girl over there?

Naruto:Yeah.

Kakashi:Go play with her.

Naruto:Why?

Kakashi:I'll give 당신 ramen.

Naruto:Okay.

*Naruto walked over to Hinata*
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posted by olivia8970
remember how itachi took shisui`s eye and then he dissapered? He`s obviously itachi`s age so that means he must still be alive!!!! They`re hair style is the same and whenever the camers closed up on Tobi`s eye 당신 can see the same exact small wrinkles that Shisui had, (i cant 업로드 a 사진 since im on somebody elses so if 당신 want look up a 사진 of Shisui and Tobi`s eye.) Plus since Itachi took his eye, remember when he used to have a 주황색, 오렌지 mask that only had a hole in one eye? For 더 많이 proof that he only had 1 eye is didnt he took somebody`s eye...NAGATO!! I mean its not like he wanted...
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posted by akatsuki_otaku
1. Say “I’m getting sick of 라면 I want to eat something else.”
2. Tell Iruka sensei that he loves him.
3. 가입하기 the 아카츠키 to kill sakura because she is a bitch. ( I like this one XD )
4. Steal kakashi’s come come paradise book to look at it (porn!! Haha)
5. Ask jairiya to let him be his mini me.
6. Switch places with rock lee for a day.
8. Kill 카카시 선생님 sensei
9. Go on the ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ show and win the million dollars.
10. Get a perfect score on an IQ test.
11. Get a dog and act like kiba for the rest of his life.
12. Become 이모 because 라면 was ‘discontinued’
13....
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---a BLIND 날짜 in the 나루토 world, LONG and DETAILED---
666 = Tobi

the number of Satan! 666!' 당신 said with a little smile. 'What the.. how did that gotted in there..' '..you don't know that?' 'No, but ah it will be ok. YOUR 날짜 WILL BE HERE AT 7 PM ' Sakura runned away, leaving 당신 with the weird piece of paper. with the piece of paper still in your hand 당신 went home, 당신 threw the book from 카카시 선생님 under your 침대 and searched for some clothes to wear. Finally 당신 looked in the mirror seeing your hair in a ponytail, a black T-shirt, purple skinny jeans and black shoes. Just what 당신 liked...
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