1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. 당신 attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when 당신 have a lot to do.
3. 당신 try to talk to toads
4. 당신 and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. 당신 make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow 불, 화재 will come out of your mouth
6. 당신 burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. 당신 wish 당신 had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. 당신 try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. 당신 see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. 당신 try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. 당신 ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. 당신 ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act 이모 and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when 당신 get your master's degree.
15. 당신 try to use a 불, 화재 element jutsu when there's no light
16. 당신 go hunt for Sasuke
17. 당신 threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. 당신 run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that 당신 get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… 당신 say “Believe it!” 또는 “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. 당신 think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… 당신 have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… 당신 cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and 당신 say “Itadakimasu” before 당신 eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the 나루토 world.
29. 당신 have 나루토 games for video game systems 당신 don’t even have.
30. 당신 name your dog Akamaru 또는 Pakkun
31. 당신 tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. 당신 replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. 당신 feel like 당신 have the Sharingan after 당신 put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like 당신 turn off your Sharingan after 당신 take out the contacts.
35. 당신 paint the Nine-Tailed 여우 봉인, 인감 on your stomach and claim 당신 have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, 당신 think its Nine-Tailed Demon 여우 trying to get out.
37. 당신 wear a 재킷, 자 켓 in the middle of the summer.
38. 당신 roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. 당신 give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. 당신 jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. 당신 have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge 당신 all as equals.
43. 당신 do something stupid, 당신 claim 당신 were being controlled 의해 the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. 당신 trade in your 가장 좋아하는 hat for a forehead protector.
45. 당신 dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. 당신 get a tattoo of a cursed 봉인, 인감 on your neck.
47. 당신 don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. 당신 leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re 냉각기 and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of 나루토 makes 당신 scream, laugh, applaud, 또는 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 just become rather excited.
50. 당신 say 나루토 quotes
51. 당신 daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, 또는 all of 아카츠키 member.
52. 당신 try to make pairings between characters.
53. 당신 try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. 당신 throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. 당신 carry puppets with you.
56. 당신 call your group of 프렌즈 a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, 또는 philosophy class always reference 나루토 somehow.
59. 당신 wear a gigantic black 망토, 망 토 with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts 당신 know about cells are the ones 당신 learned from Tsunade
61. 당신 have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. 당신 imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. 당신 buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, 또는 face.
64. 당신 always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a 나루토 포럼 and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. 당신 spy on girls and call it research.
67. 당신 try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. 당신 carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. 당신 claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of 일본 on your vacation because all 당신 knew how to do was insult people.
71. 당신 refuse a 날짜 because your saving yourself for Sakura 또는 Sasuke.
72. 당신 have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. 당신 draw symbols on a scroll and try to 봉인, 인감 a whole in a 벽 with it.
74. 당신 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 다음 망가 chapter.
75. 당신 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 다음 episode.
76. 당신 call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. 당신 add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your 프렌즈 names and your not Japanese.
78. 당신 follow somebody 집 and when they ask 당신 why, 당신 tell them it’s part 당신 mission.
79. 당신 use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” 또는 “Did 당신 see my shadow clone pass 의해 here earlier?”
80. 당신 dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. 당신 start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. 당신 try to sign a contract with blood.
84. 당신 hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. 당신 paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. 당신 keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. 당신 try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when 당신 can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. 당신 try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. 당신 drive around with 나루토 음악 blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. 당신 take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. 당신 actually get these jokes and pass them on to other 프렌즈 who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this list as well
94. 당신 take your time 읽기 all of this
95. 당신 try to kill your best friend because 당신 want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. 당신 yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. 당신 start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. 또는 망가 chapter to ur parents 또는 a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. 당신 break your hand 의해 smashing it into a 벽 screaming: RASENGAN!
2. 당신 attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when 당신 have a lot to do.
3. 당신 try to talk to toads
4. 당신 and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. 당신 make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow 불, 화재 will come out of your mouth
6. 당신 burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. 당신 wish 당신 had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. 당신 try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. 당신 see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. 당신 try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. 당신 ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. 당신 ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act 이모 and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when 당신 get your master's degree.
15. 당신 try to use a 불, 화재 element jutsu when there's no light
16. 당신 go hunt for Sasuke
17. 당신 threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. 당신 run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that 당신 get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… 당신 say “Believe it!” 또는 “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. 당신 think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… 당신 have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… 당신 cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and 당신 say “Itadakimasu” before 당신 eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the 나루토 world.
29. 당신 have 나루토 games for video game systems 당신 don’t even have.
30. 당신 name your dog Akamaru 또는 Pakkun
31. 당신 tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. 당신 replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. 당신 feel like 당신 have the Sharingan after 당신 put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like 당신 turn off your Sharingan after 당신 take out the contacts.
35. 당신 paint the Nine-Tailed 여우 봉인, 인감 on your stomach and claim 당신 have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, 당신 think its Nine-Tailed Demon 여우 trying to get out.
37. 당신 wear a 재킷, 자 켓 in the middle of the summer.
38. 당신 roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. 당신 give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. 당신 jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. 당신 have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge 당신 all as equals.
43. 당신 do something stupid, 당신 claim 당신 were being controlled 의해 the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. 당신 trade in your 가장 좋아하는 hat for a forehead protector.
45. 당신 dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. 당신 get a tattoo of a cursed 봉인, 인감 on your neck.
47. 당신 don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. 당신 leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re 냉각기 and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of 나루토 makes 당신 scream, laugh, applaud, 또는 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 just become rather excited.
50. 당신 say 나루토 quotes
51. 당신 daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, 또는 all of 아카츠키 member.
52. 당신 try to make pairings between characters.
53. 당신 try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. 당신 throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. 당신 carry puppets with you.
56. 당신 call your group of 프렌즈 a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, 또는 philosophy class always reference 나루토 somehow.
59. 당신 wear a gigantic black 망토, 망 토 with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts 당신 know about cells are the ones 당신 learned from Tsunade
61. 당신 have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. 당신 imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. 당신 buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, 또는 face.
64. 당신 always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a 나루토 포럼 and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. 당신 spy on girls and call it research.
67. 당신 try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. 당신 carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. 당신 claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of 일본 on your vacation because all 당신 knew how to do was insult people.
71. 당신 refuse a 날짜 because your saving yourself for Sakura 또는 Sasuke.
72. 당신 have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. 당신 draw symbols on a scroll and try to 봉인, 인감 a whole in a 벽 with it.
74. 당신 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 다음 망가 chapter.
75. 당신 stay up all night waiting for the release of the 다음 episode.
76. 당신 call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. 당신 add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your 프렌즈 names and your not Japanese.
78. 당신 follow somebody 집 and when they ask 당신 why, 당신 tell them it’s part 당신 mission.
79. 당신 use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” 또는 “Did 당신 see my shadow clone pass 의해 here earlier?”
80. 당신 dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. 당신 start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. 당신 try to sign a contract with blood.
84. 당신 hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. 당신 paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. 당신 keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. 당신 try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when 당신 can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. 당신 try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. 당신 drive around with 나루토 음악 blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. 당신 take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. 당신 actually get these jokes and pass them on to other 프렌즈 who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this list as well
94. 당신 take your time 읽기 all of this
95. 당신 try to kill your best friend because 당신 want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. 당신 yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. 당신 start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. 또는 망가 chapter to ur parents 또는 a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. 당신 break your hand 의해 smashing it into a 벽 screaming: RASENGAN!
