Just because it say " Cold Hearted " Doesn't mean it's JUST sad. This one contains funnies. Ha-ha! I can see well not really...That teenagers can be mature! But some NOT, like me. But I hope 당신 people who are 13 또는 older will enjoy this story and laugh. Besides this story starts to FUNNY then Love. In the End. 당신 might crack your head.
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시카마루 was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always 의해 his side,sense 나루토 said "Are 당신 guy's on a 날짜 또는 something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
시카마루 wonders why she has been 연기 weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with 당신 these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do 당신 mean? I've been fine lately?
She said with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. 당신 made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for 당신 and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell 당신 when we need help.
She said while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did 당신 say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought 시카마루 wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get 당신 later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He said when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- 더 많이 like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do 당신 start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give 당신 nick names. Anomi 당신 nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- 당신 Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 년 old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! 또는 your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's 신고 this to Tsunade.
He said while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do 당신 think 당신 trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are 당신 okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will 신고 his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
시카마루 opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her 또는 anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did 당신 kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, 또는 be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if 당신 come. So...I was thinking I should start with 당신 first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask 당신 guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are 당신 going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. 당신 have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right 다음 to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - 당신 got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the 표, 테이블 say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, 또는 whatever, if 당신 disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill 당신 two, and give 당신 nightmares, and kick 당신 out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week 또는 two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes 또는 with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There 당신 go. Now. 당신 can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this 당신 sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- 또는 the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't 당신 leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will 당신 like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes 당신 are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 조랑말 tails and let her hair go.
시카마루 snored loudly. Temari threw a 베개 at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then 시카마루 rolled off his 침대 and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the 다음 moring and 시카마루 was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR 당신 TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door 벨 rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- 저기요 Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE 당신 BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on 상단, 맨 위로 of Temari. She smacked him but 더 많이 harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He said with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON 당신 TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back 셔츠 and 불, 화재 grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex 당신 moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- 당신 better! 당신 idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are 당신 okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what 당신 get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, 당신 need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some 라면 will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get 당신 some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged 나루토 and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do 당신 ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a 샵 with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora 키모노, 기모노 and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If 당신 want I can pay it for you.
Temari- 당신 will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay 당신 back.
Shikamaru- Nah. 당신 don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think 당신 will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. 나루토 and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and 시카마루 and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw 시카마루 all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to 날짜 her and so are 나루토 and Hinata. 시카마루 and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when 시카마루 and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole 펀치 at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did 당신 do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically 시카마루 and Temari. 시카마루 was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in 분 사랑 came 의해 in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata 키싱 Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten 의해 the waist 더 많이 roughly. And Sasuke making a 옮기기 on Sakura. He was trying to 키스 her.
Temari was only left. 시카마루 was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a 옮기기 like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- 당신 know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can 의해 and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one 더 많이 taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was 더 많이 awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are 당신 drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, 또는 a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She 로스트 her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are 당신 okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find 당신 another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't 당신 took her to a nice dinner? 또는 why didn't 당신 tell her 당신 사랑 her?
But.....if 당신 want to 키스 her. Then 당신 can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The 키스 will be better on Temari. Besides...sense 당신 said 당신 like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- 당신 look great!
Temari- 당신 really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. 시카마루 must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly 키모노, 기모노 that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and 시카마루 were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to 시카마루 and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! 당신 Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- 당신 스톨, 훔친 my guy and 당신 스톨, 훔친 my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what 당신 did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it 당신 idiot! I was going to give 당신 a chance! But 당신 didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If 당신 liked Ino 당신 shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, 당신 said we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So 당신 weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do 당신 want to be with Ino 또는 me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't 당신 slut!
Ino- !!...What did 당신 just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. 당신 gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did 당신 get the knife.
Temari- 당신 still haven't said it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- 당신 got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did 당신 say that? She was in 사랑 with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in 사랑 with you. Till now. 당신 let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do 당신 know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later 또는 tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went 집 and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are 당신 doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did 당신 키스 Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I 사랑 You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- 당신 don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to 키스 you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were 키싱 for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! 당신 could've 키스 me even if 당신 don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would 당신 do such a thing! I 사랑 당신 and 당신 키스 Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to 키스 you...then...WHY DIDN'T 당신 PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. 당신 just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If 당신 were dead. I'll die with you. If 당신 were no where to be found. I'll find 당신 alll 일 and never give up. If 당신 were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing 당신 ever said to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I 사랑 you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I 사랑 당신 too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let 당신 go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing 더 많이 then just 키싱 him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach 당신 a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't 당신 die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She said in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll 사랑 it! Ha-ha! It's really long!
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시카마루 was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always 의해 his side,sense 나루토 said "Are 당신 guy's on a 날짜 또는 something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
시카마루 wonders why she has been 연기 weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with 당신 these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do 당신 mean? I've been fine lately?
She said with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. 당신 made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for 당신 and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell 당신 when we need help.
She said while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did 당신 say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought 시카마루 wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get 당신 later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He said when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- 더 많이 like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do 당신 start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give 당신 nick names. Anomi 당신 nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- 당신 Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 년 old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! 또는 your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's 신고 this to Tsunade.
He said while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do 당신 think 당신 trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are 당신 okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will 신고 his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
시카마루 opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her 또는 anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did 당신 kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, 또는 be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if 당신 come. So...I was thinking I should start with 당신 first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask 당신 guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are 당신 going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. 당신 have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right 다음 to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - 당신 got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the 표, 테이블 say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, 또는 whatever, if 당신 disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill 당신 two, and give 당신 nightmares, and kick 당신 out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week 또는 two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes 또는 with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There 당신 go. Now. 당신 can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this 당신 sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- 또는 the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't 당신 leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will 당신 like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes 당신 are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 조랑말 tails and let her hair go.
시카마루 snored loudly. Temari threw a 베개 at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then 시카마루 rolled off his 침대 and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the 다음 moring and 시카마루 was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR 당신 TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door 벨 rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- 저기요 Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE 당신 BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on 상단, 맨 위로 of Temari. She smacked him but 더 많이 harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He said with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON 당신 TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back 셔츠 and 불, 화재 grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex 당신 moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- 당신 better! 당신 idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are 당신 okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what 당신 get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, 당신 need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some 라면 will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get 당신 some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged 나루토 and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do 당신 ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a 샵 with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora 키모노, 기모노 and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If 당신 want I can pay it for you.
Temari- 당신 will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay 당신 back.
Shikamaru- Nah. 당신 don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think 당신 will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. 나루토 and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and 시카마루 and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw 시카마루 all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to 날짜 her and so are 나루토 and Hinata. 시카마루 and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when 시카마루 and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole 펀치 at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did 당신 do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically 시카마루 and Temari. 시카마루 was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in 분 사랑 came 의해 in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata 키싱 Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten 의해 the waist 더 많이 roughly. And Sasuke making a 옮기기 on Sakura. He was trying to 키스 her.
Temari was only left. 시카마루 was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a 옮기기 like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- 당신 know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can 의해 and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one 더 많이 taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was 더 많이 awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are 당신 drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, 또는 a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She 로스트 her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are 당신 okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find 당신 another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't 당신 took her to a nice dinner? 또는 why didn't 당신 tell her 당신 사랑 her?
But.....if 당신 want to 키스 her. Then 당신 can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The 키스 will be better on Temari. Besides...sense 당신 said 당신 like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- 당신 look great!
Temari- 당신 really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. 시카마루 must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly 키모노, 기모노 that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and 시카마루 were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to 시카마루 and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! 당신 Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- 당신 스톨, 훔친 my guy and 당신 스톨, 훔친 my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what 당신 did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it 당신 idiot! I was going to give 당신 a chance! But 당신 didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If 당신 liked Ino 당신 shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, 당신 said we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So 당신 weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do 당신 want to be with Ino 또는 me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't 당신 slut!
Ino- !!...What did 당신 just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. 당신 gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did 당신 get the knife.
Temari- 당신 still haven't said it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- 당신 got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did 당신 say that? She was in 사랑 with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in 사랑 with you. Till now. 당신 let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do 당신 know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later 또는 tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went 집 and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are 당신 doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did 당신 키스 Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I 사랑 You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- 당신 don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to 키스 you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were 키싱 for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! 당신 could've 키스 me even if 당신 don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would 당신 do such a thing! I 사랑 당신 and 당신 키스 Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to 키스 you...then...WHY DIDN'T 당신 PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. 당신 just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If 당신 were dead. I'll die with you. If 당신 were no where to be found. I'll find 당신 alll 일 and never give up. If 당신 were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing 당신 ever said to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I 사랑 you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I 사랑 당신 too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let 당신 go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing 더 많이 then just 키싱 him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach 당신 a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't 당신 die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She said in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll 사랑 it! Ha-ha! It's really long!