___From Noises Off! Michael played Lloyd.
Lloyd: Brooke?
Brooke: Yes?
Lloyd: Are 당신 in?
Brooke: In?
Lloyd: Are 당신 there?
Brooke: What?
Lloyd: You're out. Okay. I'll call again.
Usher: Mr. Fellowes, uh, is there anything wrong with your seat?
Lloyd: [thinking] Yeah, it's facing the stage!
___From Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Michael plays Lawrence Jamieson
[Ruprecht (Steve Martin) is mauling Lawrence's new girlfriend]
Lawrence Jamieson: Ruprecht, do 당신 want the genital cuff?
Lawrence Jamieson: Freddy (Steve Martin), as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem:...
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