2.Keep calling him King Giles
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
4.Be a fangirl like me who wants to follow him around and hug him all the time
5.Tell him his son is in 사랑 with a servant
6.Tell him "It's a Kind of Magic" should be Camelot's national anthem
7.Tell him he looks hot in a 가죽 끈, 끈 팬티
8.Put superglue on his 왕좌, 왕위
9.Graffitti "Uther loves Troll Lady" in the palace bathrooms
10.Bedazzle all the clothes in his closet
11.Exchange his royal robes for tweed
12.Fish out the 사진 of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, 또는 better yet just 업로드 them to facebook!
13.Tell him that as a king, he should be 더 많이 ethical and stop wearing leather. He will now effectively have to go around naked.
14.Throw your 장갑 at him.
15.Tell him he's a hypocritical prat
16.Give him a pretty 목걸이 that looks identical to the Troll Lady's one