Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when 당신 fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked 당신 out of hell?
He says "Where have 당신 been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did 당신 find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do 당신 do for a living?
Female:...
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