(In a store)
Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock 캔디 sir and a dollar fifty.
(Clothes shopping in the mall)
Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.
Cashier: (looks up) what can I help 당신 with today?
Jareth: (holding up leggings) do 당신 have these in men's?
Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.
(At job interview for daycare)
Interviewer: have 당신 had any experience with kids before?
Jareth: yes indeed, 당신 see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my 성 in the goblin city where they become goblins and continue to serve me.
Interviewer: I see...and what do 당신 like to do in your spare time?
Jareth: I like to gaze into my crystal balls, kick and tease my goblin minions and tralala through my 왕좌, 왕위 room 노래 dance magic dance.
Interviewer: (weirded out) ok we'll call 당신 letting 당신 know if 당신 got the job.
(Jareth leaves)
(Interviewer chucks jareth's job application in the trash)
Interviewer: Well he certainly didn't want that job...
(Jareth backs out of Cumberland farms parking lot)
(Gets rear ended)
(Both owners get out of cars to inspect damage)
Owner of other car: oh my god Im so sor---
Jareth: damn 당신 peasant I shall throw 당신 into the bog of eternal stench before 당신 can blink!
(Jareth goes up to an attractive woman at a bar)
woman: 저기요 sexy.
Jareth: I ask for so little, just let me rule 당신 and 당신 can have everything that 당신 want.
Woman: excuse me?
Jareth: just fear me, 사랑 me do as I say and I will be your slave.
(Woman smacks him upside the head)
Woman: get away from me 당신 jerk!
(Walks out of bar)
(Jareth devastated turns into an owl and flies away)
Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock 캔디 sir and a dollar fifty.
(Clothes shopping in the mall)
Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.
Cashier: (looks up) what can I help 당신 with today?
Jareth: (holding up leggings) do 당신 have these in men's?
Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.
(At job interview for daycare)
Interviewer: have 당신 had any experience with kids before?
Jareth: yes indeed, 당신 see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my 성 in the goblin city where they become goblins and continue to serve me.
Interviewer: I see...and what do 당신 like to do in your spare time?
Jareth: I like to gaze into my crystal balls, kick and tease my goblin minions and tralala through my 왕좌, 왕위 room 노래 dance magic dance.
Interviewer: (weirded out) ok we'll call 당신 letting 당신 know if 당신 got the job.
(Jareth leaves)
(Interviewer chucks jareth's job application in the trash)
Interviewer: Well he certainly didn't want that job...
(Jareth backs out of Cumberland farms parking lot)
(Gets rear ended)
(Both owners get out of cars to inspect damage)
Owner of other car: oh my god Im so sor---
Jareth: damn 당신 peasant I shall throw 당신 into the bog of eternal stench before 당신 can blink!
(Jareth goes up to an attractive woman at a bar)
woman: 저기요 sexy.
Jareth: I ask for so little, just let me rule 당신 and 당신 can have everything that 당신 want.
Woman: excuse me?
Jareth: just fear me, 사랑 me do as I say and I will be your slave.
(Woman smacks him upside the head)
Woman: get away from me 당신 jerk!
(Walks out of bar)
(Jareth devastated turns into an owl and flies away)