Excuses

1. I was 로스트 on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.

Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.

Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and 심장 attacks.

Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take 당신 seriously and think 당신 will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking 또는 drinking.

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