우주 스파이 짐 Article: Invader Zim meets 우주 Unicorns!!!!! Part 1

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Invader Zim meets 우주 Unicorns!!!!! Part 1

posted by chillyneon

WARNING = May die of laughter

Zim walked along the sidewalk with 지르 on a leash. 지르 had been stopping at every 불, 화재 hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like 지르 glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because 지르 threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the 불, 화재 hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since 당신 were such a bad doggy, 당신 get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a 발판, 자 in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!" said Zim.
"GIR turned back around. A pool of tears filled the corner.
Zim walked to his laboratory and looked through through a telescope he had built.
What are THOSE?" said Zim
Two white horse like creatures were up in the sky. They had horns on their heads that were sparkling.
"They're.................THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER MY MISSION!!!!!! I must go and stop them!!!! GIR! Go and get my 우주 ship ready! I got my boots on, and went to my 우주 ship.
"WHY ISIN'T IT ON?!?!" said Zim
"Because 당신 told me to sit in the corner and not move" said GIR.

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girsmurf22 "Go sit in the corner and think about your life." XD XD XD DIEING OF LAUGHTER!!!! xD xD

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DVD Screencap

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INVADER TaK

added by monkeyrockla

Camping Trip Chapter 2- Zim in Wonderland

posted by DMhello

I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a 바나나 나무, 트리 which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands 당신 to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the 피아노 opened up and someone came out, keef in a 쥐, 마우스 costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...

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Invader Zim fanfiction: Dib's Break-in part one

posted by jax3636

I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what 당신 think please!

Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If 당신 don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...

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What Goes On In Gir's Mind...

posted by iPsychic

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled 지르 who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. 지르 looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' 지르 shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...

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Irken History:The First Irkens,Zim's Impact on Irken History

posted by InvaderNeek01

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now 의해 cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a 퀸 due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

Mopiness of Doom script

posted by pumpkinqueen

"Mopiness of Doom" 의해 Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for 당신 to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess 당신 can hide there... 저기요 WAIT! NO! Stay where 당신 are!

ZIM: 또는 what, you're gonna stop me with your 오븐 mitt?

DIB: It's not an 오븐 mitt, 당신 lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....

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The invader falls in 사랑 ch15

posted by zagrfreak94

"This is stupid" Gaz said while she poured 우유 onto her cereal.

Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project 의해 herself.
"Come on Gaz, all 당신 have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. 지르 did it last time for me, if that stupid robot...

Bubblegum Chapter 3

posted by RealCosmic

Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...

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The invader falls in 사랑 ch10

posted by zagrfreak94

*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let 당신 know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see 당신 back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed 당신 또는 something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...

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The Invader falls in 사랑 Ch4

posted by zagrfreak94

"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim said as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim said as he entered his class. The School 벨 hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her 좌석 and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...

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Invader Sasha's theme song

posted by SweetSponge

They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone 집
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer 우주
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer 우주
Ou ou ou outer 우주
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer 우주
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...

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INVADER ZIM: Jade 또는 Kat?, Chapter 2

posted by Invader-Tak

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do 당신 have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do 당신 always blame me? 저기요 what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not 의해 themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are 당신 OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

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Zim is returning!

posted by woowie

I was asked to spread the word 의해 a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT said anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, 또는 anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for 당신 guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't 당신 allergic to
chocolate?...

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invader cynder fanfic 3

posted by InvaderCynder

"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a 칼, 나이프 in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 asked. she...